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Page Six’s Vendetta Against Levi Johnston Continues

Levi Johnston and his ‘handler’ Tank Jones personally snubbed Page Six boss Richard Johnson at the Fleshbot awards. The next day an unflattering item ran in the column. Today, it gets worse for the young Alaskan.

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How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage

Bad enough the lady is drinking and driving with only one hand because she’s holding a (hallucinated?) dragon in the other hand. Also, her eyes are closed. [ Copyranter.

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Sarah Palin’s Goin’ Rogue An American Tail, Also: A Review

No, we have not read Sarah Palin ‘s new book, Goin’ Rogue. But we can say with some authority that it is the most moving and affecting memoir published in the English language since Speak, Memory.

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Sarah Palin’s Goin’ Rogue An American Tail, Also: A Review

Google’s New York Office Is a Glorious Catalog of Dot-Com Clichés

Techie office accoutrements like razor scooters and free food faced mass extinction at the end of the last dot-com boom nine years ago. Google brought them back in full force, judging from pictures of its New York office. Business Insider has the full, 29-picture photo tour .

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Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

If the New York Times ‘ The Moment blog and its Twitter feed “hear” that Moz is dead, does it actually happen?

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Levi Johnston Turns Down Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving Dinner Invitation

Sarah Palin may have invited her daughter’s babydaddy to Thanksgiving dinner, but the future Playgirl centerfold will not be passing the yams with the Palins. He turned down her offer, saying she’s “full of it.” In an interview he just finished with Playgirl editor-in-chief Nicole Caldwell, Levi says of the invite, “You could tell by her laugh she was full of it.” The petition to come over for some turkey was part of a segment the former Alaska governor taped for an Oprah episode that airs Monday. Levi also that it was a “nice gesture, but she didn’t mean it” and if he went, it would be “awkward.” Well, between Levi’s upcoming issue of the magazine and Palin’s book, we think that a Thanksgiving dinner together (promptly followed by a food fight) would be just the photo op these two need to keep their prolonged dance of death going

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This is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like

Michael Jackson ‘s death continues to form effortless metaphors for his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $35,000 for ‘burial garments’, $21,455 for food and $3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. The Associated Press reports that the funeral cost $1m in total and the family were also charged $1,975 for wardrobe, $2,000 for usher costumes, “$959 for embroidery; $11,716 for invitations and programs; $16,000 for flowers; $30,000 for cars and security; and $15,000 for a funeral designer.” I suppose it was naive to even hope that people would stop seeing Jackson as a kind of weird, frail piggy-bank after his death

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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap we’ve got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart , who still hates Jon Gosselin .

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The Penis Has Landed: Levi Johnston’s NYC Playgirl Shoot Arrival, Wasilla Gone Rogue

I’m not entirely sure why they’re so compelling. But here are pictures of Levi Johnston ‘s arrival in New York for his Playgirl shoot, where he’ll put Alaska’s Most Famous Loin in print, via Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio. Girls: go crazy.

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The Penis Has Landed: Levi Johnston’s NYC Playgirl Shoot Arrival, Wasilla Gone Rogue

The Coming War for Glenn Beck’s Internal Organs

On last night’s Daily Show , Jon Stewart performed a bravura 8-and-a-half minute monologue in the style of Glenn Beck on the subject of Glenn Beck’s appendicitis. The highlight is probably the unveiling of the conspiratorial internal organ chalkboard

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The Coming War for Glenn Beck’s Internal Organs