It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Uma Jolie is April’s Cherry of the Month Fleshbot Lizzy Cundy nipple show in see-through dress Taxi Driver Movie Meagan Good cameltoe in grey leggings The Nip Slip Holly Graves topless photoshoot of the day Drunken Stepfather Sabrina Nichole gets all wet (header image) Egotastic All Stars Most Breastacular Celebs to Never Have Kids Egotastic Kylie Page in a sheer robe Boobie Blog Ashley James profits off the cause WWTDD … read more
Delta Boots Passenger Over Using The Restroom These airlines are just wilding out these days, aren’t they? Now, they’re booting passengers for using the restroom facilities… The latest incident occurred on April 18th, as 39-year-old Kima Hamilton sat aboard Delta Flight 2035 from Atlanta to Milwaukee. The plane was third in line en route taxiing to takeoff, however the process drew on to about 30 minutes on the runway waiting. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel , sensing a near-urgent need to use the restroom, Kima got up, went to the back of the plane near the restroom and asked the flight attendant there if he could quickly pop in to use the lavatory. The flight attendant told him that if he did, they’d lose their place in line to takeoff, so Kima sat back down to wait. However, the plane only continued to sit still. After some time passed and Hamilton’s urge to use the restroom grew into an emergency, he got up, went to the restroom, and was back in his seat within one minute as witnesses recall. But as he was buckling his belt, he heard an announcement from the captain: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry for the inconvenience but we have to return to the gate and remove a passenger.’ Here’s what happened next, as caught by an outraged passenger who witnessed the whole thing: Of course, rather than an apology or anything like that…Delta issued the following statement regarding the incident: “Our flight crews are extensively trained to ensure the safety and security of all customers. It is imperative that passengers comply with crew instructions during all phases of flight, especially at the critical points of takeoff and landing.” Fair enough…but when takeoff is taking all day, at what point are people allowed to handle their natural needs? And why does that warrant all of this DRAMA? Creative Commons
Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY… I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together. The post Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them…. She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important… The post Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Richie is in fitness gear – because this mom of a bunch of kids with one of the most offensive characters of the late 90s…the Good Charlotte Twin, not the one married to Cameron Diaz, but rather the one that is with this on, unless they swap out their vaginas and pass them around the room….like the hookers they are…because that’s how twins live…but they are so cheesy, their lame mall-brand tattoos that match their mall brand music – set them apart in a “we try to one up each other in being lame as fuck”… That said, here’s Nicole Richie, not fat anymore thanks to her gastric bypass in some leggings, reminding of the greatest night of my life that was spent hanging out with here – where she didn’t say one word to me – not because she’s shy…but because she’s a bratty spoiled adopted cunt no one actually likes…and is bitter about it… Blast from the late 90s past…because we are old…and show is Nicole Richie…but her mom ass is ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Richie in Workout Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Hailie Scott, she is Eminem’s pre fame daughter who played a character in his music while he was ripping her hooker / stripper mother apart, all in efforts to be the most accessible rapper to demented white trash who like beating their wives….and I’ve always thought he was a good time… She’s got 300,000 followers on instagram and I guess she’s recently been featured in some mainstream magazine asking “where is baby Hailie now?”….since people remember the late 90s, they remember the girl who must be in her 20s now…and it’s time for her to milk it. Milk it like a Hadid, she’s skinny enough in leggings, her family rich enough, her access pretty fucking massive…her dad is Eminem and she’s a fucking star in his songs…it’s like the best marketing an instagram hooker could have… Her average face, clearly run through some facetuning, it’s blurry and weird looking and she should ask dad for some money to hire some photographers and retouchers – a dermatologist to Kylie Jenner / Muppet her face because cheesy fratty pics are one thing, but average looking skinny girls posed slutty – is easy to polarize and get girl on the runways in Paris Fashion week….like all these other rich kids… I’d like to watch her do things Eminem describes doing to women…while listing to songs of Eminem singing about her…or those things he’d do to women…as his daughter does those things…because it’s meta…and because clearly any rich kid is going to be fucked up – especially Eminem’s daughter..because he built a career on dysfunction… I’d like to see her up her instagram game…like the sluts of instagram… Follow her ENCOURAGE THAT INSTAGRAM FAME The post People Like Eminiem’s Facetuned Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
https://instagram.com/p/BR3YUJhjEwv/?taken-by=united United Airlines Bans Teenage Girls From Flight For Wearing Leggings In many cases dress code policies are sexist, subversive and downright stupid. Such is the case with United Airlines’ protocol and is the reason social media is lighting them on fire with hot takes. According to CBSNews , two teenage girls were barred from boarding their flight when a goodie-two-shoes gate agent chided them over their spandex leggings. This airline employee sounds like one of those fast food employees who ACTUALLY charges you ¢.39 for extra BBQ sauce, she told the girls: “I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.” A United spokesperson, Johnathan Guerin, defended his company’s bulls#!t with this statement: “It’s not that we want our standby travelers to come in wearing a suit and tie or that sort of thing,” he said. “We want people to be comfortable when they travel as long as it’s neat and in good taste for that environment.” The girls were flying on a buddy pass and technically they were supposed to wear some kind of business-casual attire. But anyone who has ever flown on an employee pass knows good-and-damn well that airlines almost NEVER enforce this policy. Besides, who the hell would know who’s using a pass or not?! Shannon Watts, founder of Moms Demand Action organization just happened to witness the incident and started the fire on Twitter. https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845992819894321153 https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845993122186211332 https://twitter.com/united/status/845999380024836097 Eventually celebs like Chrissy Teigen and William Shatner were all chiming in on the ridiculousness. We also found this lil’ piece of sad irony. https://twitter.com/united/status/745345548975284224 Flip it to see the rest of the indignant reactions. Image via Instagram/Twitter https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/846066710171926529 https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/846068248244191232?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/NickBolton13/status/846048691777527808?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/846047856427360260
Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better… To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything… That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent.. The post Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember making a quick run to American Apparel to grab a quick tee, leggings, scarf, etc. was just the most convenient thing ever? Well, it hasn’t been for awhile as the company’s prices seem to escalate every year which meant less money was being spent in the what use to be the hottest retail store around. […]
