I’ve always liked Emma Stone . She’s a real super-cute ginger. Problem is, it seems like she’s always busy actually working (you know, as opposed to “working” like the Hadids or the Jenner sisters). Which means we barely ever get any pictures of her hitting the gym in leggings or going to the beach in a bikini or posting booty selfies on Snapchat or any of the usual hottie moves. But she is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month showing a little skin, and hey, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy. Continue reading →
It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings… I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 29 PAGE TRIBUTE TO HILARY DUFF The post Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit… But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face. The post Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease… She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important.. The post Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is recently single because she realized she’s too rich and good too date her personal trainer..fuck him sure, she’s a divorcee and that’s what rich divorces should do….especially when her ex husband and baby daddy..or maybe it is her ex boyfriend is dating….Hilary Rhoda…. I guess she fired the trainer, moved on….he lost his edge, he lost his meal ticket, he couldn’t handle her demands bossing him around, or maybe she couldn’t handle the way he made other girls squat on her face, but he crafted her and built her legs and ass up into this spectacular and strong….almost terrifying mess….I guess a fail from the perspective of anyone in fitness…because if you date the trainer – at least get fucking trained – and not into a tank what the hell.. The post Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! When going to space, remember to bring a topless Ashley Smith Fleshbot Lady Victoria Hervey titties in a see-through bra backstage Taxi Driver Movie Elizabeth Olsen goes for a walk in leggings The Nip Slip Kim Baltes is naked enough Drunken Stepfather Holly Horne topless knife treats Egotastic All Stars Big boob yoga with Bryci (header image) Boobie Blog Alexis Ren slender in bikinis Last Men on Earth The case for and against the Loch Ness Monster Double Viking … read more
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….and now she’s rocking some thick inner thighs…because she’s older….and not working out as much I guess…. She’s a Disney High School musical girl, who is relatively irrelevant now…and has turned to her YOUTUBE to do cover songs…which is actually the opposite curve you want your career to take…you’re supposed to start with the youtube cover songs…I like how she intro’s her husband like she doesn’t know who he is….and more importantly…I like that only 1 million people watched this….after a week…you’d think she’d have more pull than this…but alas…irrelevant… So watch her hide from the paparazzi in tight pants…as a memory of what was…knowing that one day they won’t take pics of her…but I doubt that…some of the garbage they take pics of are far less important than Ashley Tisdale or her Ugly watch…because some things…never get old…even when their faces do.. It’s too bad about the fat thighs..her body was really what carried her..but I guess…life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HER E The post Chubby Ashley Tisdale Thighs in Leggings Hiding her Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Dakota Fanning was wearing leggings when she got caught in the rain in NYC…a very tragic day..because she went with all black, it’s slimming, and not all white…it’s see through when wet… I don’t know if it’s creepy or just chivalrous that I like seeing a woman in distress, you know not being cornered in a back alley by rapists distress, but to a celebrity who has been coddled from a young age – to make her as comfortable in her acting as possible…the rain may be as bad as being stuck in a corner of a back alley in rapists…and based on the girls I talk to…their fetish is being raped in a back alley…so maybe my analogies just don’t make sense… But what I do know is that her ass in leggings..and it’s young, not quite as young as her younger and hotter sister…but the wasted up older sister who was more famous for the longest time…less famous is the level of issues I like in a girl trying to not ruin her hair because the paparazzi are watching… One of my best memories, the kind I’d devote a chapter to in memoir was when I was caught in a flash storm one summer…where everyone ran into the closest very air conditioned grocery store…and realizing one of the women was in a white tank top – no bra…see through…and hard nippled… It’d be a pretty short chapter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning – Butt Shot in the Rain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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