Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape ). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Nina Agdal the drunken monster with the downs syndrome looks like she’s getting fat, that ass is dumpy, but then again, these may be old pictures of her, maybe a bad angle, maybe an accurate depiction in an era of Facetune…where you don’t need to have a hot body…but when your body is your only selling point….right RETARD face…with a shitty drunken personality… I am not a Nina Agdal groupie who documents or keeps track of her every fucking move, I am not even interested in Nina Agdal at all, but I am more about looking at her as the whore that she is…but they’re all whores… From Miami based immigrant party slut who booked enough campaigns to be marketable to rich dudes…who she would live the life of luxury with as their hired escort…who may not have been officially hired…but there was an understanding… I guess she’s made it now that Leo, the leader of the model hustle, invites her out to be on her best behavior…and she could be pregnant…provided Leo isn’t gay…which we can’t be too sure of..since he fucks dudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal The Ass Trying to Get Pregnant By Leo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood…. Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with… I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I knew I shouldn’t have made fun of Julianne Hough for always hitting the gym and wearing leggings 24/7 . Because now here she is walking around LA in real clothes. The horror. No stomach peek, no nothing. Just a way less satisfying leg show than we’re used to. Sorry everybody, this one’s on me. Let’s just hope Julianne gets back to the gym ASAP, because this girl was born to wear skintight spandex. Photos: WENN.com
Daisy Lowe is in leggings and it is exciting…but her back story I like to talk about every time I stare at her tits is exciting enough for me… She’s got a nice level of thickness going on, and I’m into it, but I am more into the fact that she didn’t have a dad growing up – but when she found out who her dad was – he was some tranny fucking rockstar..and that alone is hilarious…and pretty lucrative for her life as a model…thanks to not needing to work…because of trust funds fuelled by guilt…and exclusive access to everything and everyone thanks to BUSH….not the right kind of bush…but the band BUSH… TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna Spotted Leaving NYC Apartment Fresh off the most recent leg of her ANTI World Tour, Rihanna used some of her downtime to put in work at the gym. Showing off her bangin’ lil body in a sports bra and leggings — all Puma, of course — with her natural hair pulled up into a bun, the songstress was caught by paparazzi as she left her New York apartment. And was swarmed by excited fans with their phones out before getting three steps away from her building door: Hit the flip for more… AKM-GSI Continue reading →
I guess Lais Ribeiro management – or the people who bred her and created her over at Victoria’s Secret are ready to put her in their starting line-up, because whenever they decide on new pussy to push on their marketing to promote garbage made in China over priced mall brand lingerie, that new pussy starts getting coverage…and I’ve seen Lais Ribeiro mentioned at least a dozen times in the last month, which means…they’ve decided to make her exists like they’ve made so many other hookers exist. I don’t know when this picture by nude model photographer Jurij Treskow happened, maybe I already posted it, but it’s Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model with big tits, and apparently – pretty big nipples, lighting that shit on fire like some kind of arson, or like you can smoke those nipples like you freebase cocaine…or maybe it’s just for the sake of bullshit, pretentious, fake, low concept art….who am I to tell or judge..I’ll just stare at the tits..because tits are things I like to stare at… The post Lais Ribeiro Nipple on Fire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl…. You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to.. But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs… I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me… It’s for Elle US… The post Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked… She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia…. Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream… All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time… But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good.. Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings… TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me… WHO KNOWS.. What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods… From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission… The post Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .