Scarlett Johansson wore leather pants, and despite not being a Scarlett Johansson fan…I find her dumpy, uninteresting, not even that hot or beautiful…and really not a great actress or really interesting personality at all…you know someone who just kind of faked it to the top…and stayed there for awhile playing the exact same person over and over again…only to get married twice, knocked up once… But for some reason, I reason I call unbreathable fabrics…and new mom vagina secretions…I am fascinated as to what these pants smell like…and that is enough reason for me to post the pic…because her mom ass, on it’s on…definitely is not… The post Scarlett Johansson in Leather Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blac Chyna Dances On Instagram Blac Chyna is taking a break from throwing shade at her former fiancee’s teenage dream . Instead, she’s sharing joy with her followers in the form of a cheek-clapping Instagram video. She posted the below video for her fans late Monday evening, showing herself happily twerking away poolside with a female friend playing cameraman for the day: Wham! Instagram
Here’s Kelly Brook on her way to the gym again, and I’m really glad to see that Kelly has been so dedicated to this whole workout thing lately. And not just because it’s been giving us a chance to see her in leggings on a regular basis, either. See, as one of my original favorite busty Brits and future ex-wives, I actually genuinely care about Kelly’s health and well-being. Hmm, wait, no, that doesn’t sound right. Nevermind, I guess maybe it is just the leggings thing. Either way, enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated… The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion… The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things… The post Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding…. Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing…. Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings…. Other models were there too…
I’m more used to seeing Emmy Rossum in a pair of leggings than all dressed up, but I’ve got to admit, the girl cleans up nice. Here she is at a Showtime event celebrating new seasons of Shameless and, well, a bunch of other shows that I don’t care about because they don’t regularly feature Emmy going topless. Then again, I find that’s the problem with most TV these days. Anyway, I guess I’d better go back and get caught up before the season premiere. I figure it shouldn’t take too long if I just fast-forward to the good parts. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Emily Ratajkowski may not be hot, she may have a bird face, her tits may be sloppy and her body not tight, but she is the greatest scam of 2014, or was it 2013, I can’t keep track of this bullshit, I just know she got naked, as nude models do, in the right venue and all of a sudden she’s sucking Ben Affleck’s dick for a movie role, like it was early on in her career and he was Kanye… I don’t hate Em Rata, I just think she’s masterminded some shit, because there are countless hotter girls than her in the world, but I guess they aren’t as smart at maneuvering… So here she is doing lingerie catalog work…probably making 50,000 to 100,000 dollars, while you make 12 dollars an hour sucking at life…if you’re lucky…
No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey….. But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF HER CAMELTOE CLICK HERE
Megan Fox put on a little grocery store fashion show….with leggings jacked up her ass…because she knows she was once the hottest thing with no talent in Hollywood, before being locked down from David from 90210 who she either has by the balls, or who has her by the balls, because they’ve been on forever, and now they have a bunch of babies, and no career between the two of them, as these things happen…but they are rich, and the paparazzi still care, plastic surgery face or not, she’s still worth looking at, when staring at her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Megan Fox put on a little grocery store fashion show….with leggings jacked up her ass…because she knows she was once the hottest thing with no talent in Hollywood, before being locked down from David from 90210 who she either has by the balls, or who has her by the balls, because they’ve been on forever, and now they have a bunch of babies, and no career between the two of them, as these things happen…but they are rich, and the paparazzi still care, plastic surgery face or not, she’s still worth looking at, when staring at her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
