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Coco Brings Her Trashy Ass To Marc Jacobs of the Day

Coco brought her fat ass to the March Jacobs fashion show the other day. Now, I’m no fashion expert, but I always thought Marc Jacobs was on some higher-end, trendy celebrity shit, I didn’t realize he catered to whores who go out in public in modified Ed Hardy t-shirts, like the common stripper she was before Ice-T got carried away at a lap dance he didn’t want to see come to an end, so he ended up turning it into a marriage, that I assume she still gets paid by the song for, you 10 dollars every 5 minutes motherfuckers….because otherwise, her broke whore ass would be working the scene finding other wallets to fuck, cuz that’s what whores do. Pics via FamePictures

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Taylor Momsen’s Young Whore Teenage Legs of the Day

I get grief for making barely sexual commentary about girls who aren’t 18 and I don’t really understand what people expect me to do when they dress their 16 year old up like this. From the high heels, to the flishnets, to the short shorts, to the red lipstick and the bleached hair, the short shorts and the smell of teenage pregnancy radiating out of her pussy, I can’t really help myself. If they motherfuckers really cared about stopping sex crimes, they’d stop putting this kind of imagery in mainstream media and if anyone should get arrested for kiddie porn or sex offense, it should be the wardrobe guy and writing of whatever show she’s on.

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Carrie Fisher WIld Style of the Day

Only to fat people, a lunch bag is a fashion accessory…but I figure Carrie Fisher doesn’t really care much about fashion to being with based on this insane outfit she is wearing, but it’s my responsibility to post all things Star Wars for you virgins because Star Wars virgins gave me this opportunity to write this site and without you and your masturbating to Princess Leia, I wouldn’t have 5 readers, I’d be alone…. Jerk off to this you fucking weirdos, because she may not look like she did in the 70s, but she still has the same pussy and that’s good enough for you. I think her shirt is see thru and her leggings are all sliced up like she is 18 and just bought them at American Apparel or some shit….and you love her and her thick barrel of a body….enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Tapped as Artistic Advisor for Ungaro

The star adds to her leggings and self-tanning businesses by joining the fashion house

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Lindsay Lohan Tapped as Artistic Advisor for Ungaro

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Needs Some Attention

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian has a big ass but these pictures of it stuffed into a little grey dress are leaving me speechless, the only thing that comes to mind is Dayum!!! Unfortunately I’m a white guy wearing day old boxer shorts in my mom’s basement so I can’t really pull that shit off but you see where I’m going with this.

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America Ferrara is a Disgusting Pig of the Day

I hate writing about Mexicans who humilate themselves trying to fit into America by sacrificing their integrity, all because their parents had a dream for them to have a life better in the land of opportunity or some shit and to instill that on their kids they named them after the fuckin’ country and got them into acting, forcing them to play the ugly bitch on a TV show about an ugly bitch, being reminded everyday that she’s ugly by both Hollywood standards and my standards, while collecting a paycheck that pretty much guarantees she will never have to clean a hotel room or clean up a rich family’s dog piss, it will also help pay for her therapy when she starts realizing that she’s just being used as a clown for all of us to laugh at. The whole thing depresses me, but for some reason lookin at this pig in a hot dog outfit is making me fucking hungry….and it may get you off if you’re the kind of guy who gets intimate with sausages and cured meats because based on a hooker I know…a lot of dudes are into that shit….

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Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to. She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you. Bryce Dallas Howard, Ass, Leggings Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to

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Rebecca Romijn Looks Hungry

Here’s Rebecca Romijn leaving gym class and boy does she need it! I know she had twins in December, but there’s been plenty of time since then for her to get back into shape.

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Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl.

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Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Shakira in Some Leggings of the Day

I know that I’d rather see Shakira on all fours with an 14 inch dildo in her ass and a fist in her pussy because I hear when you get a Columbian girl enough coke, everything is fuckin’ possible, they are like cartoon pussy who do shit that other girls find impossible, but since that shit only happens in my imagination, I’ll settle for pictures of her in her leggings leaving the gym, because even though she’s 10 years older than when we first started our one-sided relationship, I still haven’t seen her pussy, so leggings are a good enough reminder that the popstar who got away, may have a second round, ideally a really fucking trashy round in her….ust next time, let’s get some shots from behind….because leggings without being able to check out the ass are really just a waste of fucking time…

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