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The Golden Globes Happened of the Day

To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are…. Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”…. Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act…. I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously… Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie… So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story…. But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do… Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam…. Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post) Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits… Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there… Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone… I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through… Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with…. A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife… Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating… Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker… Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties… Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This… Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli… Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it… Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous.. Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards…. In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you… Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that.. People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits.. The post The Golden Globes Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day

Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”…. Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom… Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring… The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS The post Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nothing Says "Good Morning" Like Sofia Vergara In Black Panties

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Ariel-a Winter Watch: Ho Ho Holy Crap Those Legs

I’ll have a blue ball Christmas without you, Ariel Winter! We’ve spent a lot of time checking out Ariel Winter’s cleavage, because, I mean hello, but the starlet’s new festive Instagram post lets us know that she’s got some of the best legs in the biz as well…. read more

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What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy

Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans…. I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit.. So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers… So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates…. They are all dog shit.. The post What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham Strips Down For XXX-Mas Photo Shoot

Just in time for the holidays, Teen Mom OG firebrand Farrah Abraham just put on a “festive” bikini show that would make Santa Claus blush. Seriously, you might want to make sure no one's looking at your phone, tablet or computer over your shoulder if you elect to scroll on … Unlike her innocent photo with Sophia and Santa , there was nothing G-rated about her posing in a tiny red and white bikini top Saturday. Designed to look like Santa hats that struggled to contain her absolutely enormous fake boobs, that two-piece was putting in too much work. Seriously, the skimpiest of bikinis was festively, appropriately paired with red, white and green shorts adorned with gingerbread men. A delicious holiday treat if ever there were one. The controversial star's newly long blonde hair was loose and styled in loose curls as she posted by the pool on warm December day. Farrah summed up the experience thusly: She's ready, Santa. #hohoho, indeed. See what she did there? So clever. As one fan pointed out, she spelled gingerbread wrong, but it's clear that if taking pics like this is wrong, Farrah doesn't wanna be right. With her legs crossed and her ample chest pushed forward, striking one pinup pose after another, it's clear that she was in her element. Check out some shots from the XXX-mas photo shoot below, and watch Teen Mom OG online to see her in her other familiar environment: Berating her parents and producers.

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Teen Mom 2 Trailer: You Opened Your Legs to Some F–king Guy?!

Just as Teen Mom OG airs its finale tonight, Teen Mom 2 is almost back and we cannot wait to see what happens next for the second  fab four. Based on the lack of information about the next season, it looked like we could be in for a long wait before its return, but the premiere is January 2! What can fans of the MTV smash look forward to the day after New Year's for Kailyn Lowry, Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer and Chelsea Houska? In the trailer (below), we get our first look at major events we've heard about over the past couple of months online and on social media. Perhaps the most notable milestone of them all? Chelsea Houska confirms to her family that she's pregnant in a heartwarming scene.  It's the news we've already known for quite some time – Chelsea and Cole De Boer are expecting a boy – but it's special just the same. Jenelle Evans' mother, meanwhile, less than impressed about the way she found out about her daughter's latest pregnancy (her third). “You do not want to give me my son back so I do not want to film with you ever again in my f–king life,” she screamed at her mother. “If I get custody then you will have limited visitation!” Barbara responds, later learning of Jenelle's pregnancy via a police report. Touching. Elsewhere, Javi Marroquin delivers an epic diss to his estranged wife Kailyn Lowry, telling the star, “You never think about anyone else.” “You don’t think about me, you don’t think about your two boys. You’re going to open your legs to some guy that’s not a big f–king deal?” Yikes. Finally, Leah Messer seems to be improving after her rehab stint for stress and depression, but Ali‘s medical issues are devastating. “Knowing there is something wrong with this baby that I love so much,” she said of her daughter, who suffers from muscular dystrophy. Needless to say, we'll have plenty of reasons to  watch Teen Mom 2 online  or on television come 2017 based on this teaser …

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Niykee Heaton’s Shitty Nude Thanksgiving Eating Fetish Picture of the Day

Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass – who shows off that thick ass – as often as she can because it gets her views, likes and that makes her feel relevant….and who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…in some Dreams Came Fucking True…it’s just funny to experience how shameless it is… That said, she posted a nude of her, with her legs closed, no pussy exposed or anything you’d want to see, they call this implied or strategic…but still totally nude and eating in bed – which for someone married to an obese woman is repulsive…it’s like let’s pretend girls don’t eat or shit, I realize it’s the feminist, nudist, empowered naked and in their own body and size, no shaming, free the nipple shit…but I’ll never accept that girls eat and shit…because I’ve experienced it and the trauma has made me block the concept out… Either way, this trick doesn’t matter – but she’s still working it – so let’s encourage it… The post Niykee Heaton’s Shitty Nude Thanksgiving Eating Fetish Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Soul Singer Sharon Jones, Vocalist Of Sharon Jones And The Dap-Kings, Dies At Age 60

Soul Singer Sharon Jones Dead At 60 Sad news today as the Entertainment industry has lost one of it’s pioneering soul voices. Sharon Jones, lead singer of Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings , passed away today. She was 60 years old. Sharon had been battling pancreatic cancer for the last three years. The disease had gone into remission, but reappeared last year. Sharon reportedly pushed through her illness to keep performing throughout the summer, because it was truly what she loved. Via New York Times : She continued performing throughout the summer, even while undergoing chemotherapy that she said caused neuropathy in her feet and legs and restricted her movements onstage. But Ms. Jones remained undeterred. “Getting out on that stage, that’s my therapy,” Ms. Jones said in a New York Times interview published in July. “You have to look at life the way it is. No one knows how long I have. But I have the strength now, and I want to continue.” Sharon will be truly missed! Splash

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