I don’t post enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women in provocative glamour model type photoshoots for fashion magazines….because I guess America is Racist and there aren’t enough 43 year old Indian (dot not feather) women famous enough to be in magazines, as they are all too busy working as doctors or lawyers or scientists or waitresses at the family Indian restaurant…making Aishwarya Rai out of a population of billions – the only 43 year old Indian woman the media likes….they always need one token to get the job done – and with a face like this, filtered of photoshopped or not, she’s good enough to put in all kinds of roles – of all ages – so get your money worth out of one – rather than waste time finding others…. She’s a huge Bollywood star, probably still lives in India….so let’s hope this post blows up my servers – because if I can’t be big in America, I’m all for being big in international markets and the only way to do that is with their local tits…so India – if you’re out there – click all my ads. The post Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her. I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Janet Jackson On Bedrest We knew it might not be that easy, but we are hopeful that the latest reports about Janet Jackson facing pregnancy complications are exaggerated. The latest tabloid reports claim that Janet is in a “life or death” battle to save her unborn child. Faced with a high-risk pregnancy, the 50-year-old pop star is following doctors’ orders and praying she’ll deliver a healthy baby, sources told Star . The “Control” singer is now on bed rest, and fears developing serious complications, such as preeclampsia and gestational diabetes. We haven’t carried a whole bunch of babies but we are pretty sure that nearly every pregnant woman has these same fears, particular pregnant women over 35. Still, the latest reports claim she is pretty much on strict bedrest and only allowed to be up and about for a few hours a day: “Janet has been told by her doctors that she can only be on her feet for a maximum of two hours a day because of her high-risk pregnancy at 50,” said a source. “The rest of the time, she either stays in bed or sits in a chair with her legs elevated.” Janet’s husband, Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana, 41, is so determined to have an heir that he’s arranged for her doctors to come to their home, confided the source. “Janet is in London trying to take things slow until the baby is born,” dished an insider. “She understands there are risks because of her age. She’s doing everything the doctors tell her to do.” Wissam and Janet can afford the best of care — of course their doctor comes to her — it’s only right. Do you think the tabs are blowing Janet’s “pregnancy complications” out of proportion?
Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics… Garbage… The post Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Andreja Pejic is apparently an Australian model…but with a name like Andreja Pejic, it’s safe to assume that she was imported to Australia by some pervert dude in the sex trade….who bought her off some “Dark Web” message board…and realized she was tall and could pay back his initial investment a bunch of times over… I guess when it comes to all models, they don’t really need to be Eastern European named to be deemed sex workers. They all hang out with rich guys for their money and lifestyle…like vapid little tarts…that it is safe to say they are…the second these girls see money, or exclusive parties, their vaginas fucking explode…even when they pretend to be down to earth…because I guess it’s easy to get sucked in, sucked up, while sucking in and sucking up the cum ejaculated from these dudes… Jokes…Andreja Pejic is originally ANDREJ….born with penis…but has since had the penis removed….it started out as a male model and now this LA company is milking the trans movement to be controversial, or to have a story that PR will love…so they cast it…and I get joy out of knowing people don’t read the site and just see a babe in a dress showing some skinny model legs and tits…..when really there’s a very different story in those panties…one that involves dicks being cut off….but the PROSTATE still in place….LOLZ…so good…. The post Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing. Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend… The post Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look – It’s Lady Gaga’s pussy flap…at least that’s what it’s supposed to be…it may just be her testicles stretched out…or my imagination and just part of her gunt..that you know hangs over her pussy and/or dick, making it look smaller than it actual is…something I can relate to…only I am as small as you’d expect when seeing it burried in my fat…. I guess what I am saying is that I’m not into Lady Gaga genitals, or looking up her short legs, but how great is looking up these short short legs on normal girls who aren’t weird attention seeing, possibly trans, at least trans would explain her face, girls…who just don’t wear panties in their short short and don’t realize that with short shorts comes a direct view to vagina…the second they uncross to get off the bus, or park bench they are eating on… It’s winter here now…but there was a time a few months ago where I’d see at least one pussy a week all thanks to fashionable trendy shorts….the girls weren’t Lady Gaga..but this is Lady Gaga and she’s the fucking worst. The post Lady Gaga Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her , but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI? Thank you @parkerpilates for kicking my ass this morning!! ➰➰➰ #legspringseries #coreworkout #pilatescadillac #toughstuff A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Oct 6, 2016 at 12:39pm PDT
Ashley Greene has a bone to pick with Joe Jonas. And it’s all about the time Jonas and Greene totally boned as teenagers. The attractive male singer revealed to the world in a Reddit AMA this week that Greene was his first sexual conquest . This shouldn’t have come as a major shock to anyone who was aware that Greene was also Jonas’ first serious girlfriend. It’s not as though the two just banged in the backseat of some car after a night of heavy drinking. There were true feelings involved, as well as a steady relationship. “I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley,” Jonas told fans in the AMA. “You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is.” The answer, of course, is Ashley Greene. But Jonas wasn’t done telling the tale of how he inserted his penis into her vagina. Or at least of the steps he took in a panic prior to said insertion. “It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them,” Joe explained. “Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. “Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.” Pretty funny, right? And not really all that revealing when it came to the actual sexual experience So… no harm, no foul, no big deal? Easy for us to say. We weren’t involved in the actual love making. Based on her latest Insatgram message, it seems pretty apparent that Greene wishes Jonas has kept his mouth shut about the first time she opened her legs for him. The former Twilight Saga star didn’t come out and slam Jonas directly or anything, but she did post the following message on Wednesday night: Greene didn’t include any other comment with the post, but did she have to? The beautiful star clearly thinks Jonas lacks class for talking about their sex life on Reddit. And we can see where she’s coming from, but again: Jonas and Greene were in an exclusive relationship at the time. They weren’t all that young at the time, either. In fact, Jonas previously opened up in a Vulture about his first time; not naming Greene in this case, but saying something very nice about her. “I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20,” he told the publication, adding: “I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was bats–t crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.'” Moreover, Jonas got far more lewd and inappropriate (and hilarious) when talking about his penis size in this same AMA. When asked if his unit is the biggest among all Jonas brothers, the handsome star replied: “I like to think so. Although, it’s not often that I’m in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn’t really tell you. But, I’d like the Internet to believe that I’m still killin’ it.” View Slideshow: 8 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities So, again, we don’t want to tell Greene how to feel. She’s entitled to her reaction here. It’s her body and her past. But we’d say Jonas was really pretty darn private and respectful when it came to any sort of sexual details between the ex-lovers.
