Take a seat, Milkshake Squirrel . You've had your 15 minutes in the spotlight, Pizza Rat . It's time to meet, and marvel over, #MiracleKitten. Named Cassidy, this feline was born without his two back legs. Yet somehow, some way, he managed to survive for nine weeks on his own in the forest until he was rescued just as his body was starting to give out due to starvation. Thanks to the team at Mountain View Veterinary Hospital, Cassidy was nursed back to health – and then, thanks to Andrew at HandicappedPetsCanada.com, he was presented with a miniature wheelchair. In the video featured here (set, amazingly, to “Eye of the Tiger”), Cassidy takes his first two unassisted steps. Don't be ashamed if you shed a few tears while watching. Lord knows that we did.
I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world… That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it… What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing… The post Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my sources, my favorite pasty hottie Emma Roberts and Lea Michele are working on some new TV show called Scream Queens together. And I guess they’ve become friends or something, because they also went shopping at Whole Foods wearing skintight spandex together. Anyway, I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m currently working on some pretty great fantasies involving these two squeezing organic, GMO-free melons. Yum. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Oops! Their hilarious bad! Over the years, a number of big-time celebrities have found themselves in a number of compromising positions. From their spray tans dripping down their legs at the wrong time to their lunch being lost on stage, here's a rundown of the most embarrassing moments in Hollywood history… 1. Mo Hair for Mo’Nique Mo’Nique made it a habit to NOT shave her legs for a very long time, as Golden Globe viewers learned first hand in 2010. 2. If It’s Brown, She’s Letting It Down Performing at Etta James funeral in 2012, a brown liquid started dripping down the legs of Christina Aguilera. Apparently, it was some kind of a spray-tan malfunction. 3. Justin Bieber Vomits We’re all for seeing Justin Bieber’s butt. But he’s showing it off here because he’s in the process of vomiting during a 2012 concert in Arizona. 4. Down Goes J. Law! Falling at the Oscars has sort of become Jennifer Lawrence’s thing. But it all started when she walked up to accept an award in 2013. 5. Anne Hatha-WHOA! We’re only showing the top half of this photo, but trust us: Anne Hathaway totally flashed everyone upon leaving her car at the New York premiere of Les Miserables. 6. Saturday Night… Her Career is Dead Ashlee Simpson very clearly lip synched while performing on Saturday Night Live in 2004. Her music career never recovered. View Slideshow
Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things… It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple… When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”… I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not.. Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny, possibly from having sex with Bieber and getting some kind of AIDS from his Brazilian tranny sex that dude’s out of control….Hailey Baldwin,….daughter of Stephen Baldwin…on some aggressive media campaign….that I participated in HERE She’s part of the celebrity rich kid, even if her dad’s not really a celebrity but was at one point in time before losing his fucking mind and turning to reality tv and Jesus…. So she understands the system, how it works, that she needs to be skinny, so starve yourself like the good old model days… She also hangs out with some of the worst fucking people, from the Jenners to whoever the fuck else she’s leveraging… But at 18…she looks good enough for me to stare, but I have nothing else going on…and anything at 18…is good enough for me to stare at..even fat lesbians holding hands…like I stared at yesterday only to be rudely told to stop because 18 year old lesbians are as uptight as all lesbians…and 18 year old fat girls are as loud as most fat girls…because I guess being fat isn’t something that makes girls bow their head and walk around with same anymore…bummer…. for a good time snap: haileybisboring A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Aug 31, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT Here she is in leggings: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
90s Supermodel Cindy Crawford is in some Canadian magazine where she’s showing off her legs, her million dollar legs, her long luxurious legs, that made her one of the most talked about models in her era, because I assume she’s trying to sell or promote some bullshit… I like to think she’s also showing off that models, even in the 90s, used their position as models, highly coveted and fantasized about to prostitute themselves to billionaires… Her husband is the Heir to Gerber baby food empire…who owns popular restaurants in LA…as rich people who like fucking hot girls do… I am sure she tells people she would have fallen in love with him even if he had no money… That’s sugar baby tactic because they know that’s impossible, the trust fund is too well managed… Like when a dude says “I would have totally married her knowing she was going to gain 60 lbs and look like she was hit by a bus after a week out doing hard drugs everyday of her life”…They don’t mean it…it just makes us feel better about our shitty situations… Cindy Crawford is not a shitty situation though, she’s pretty spectacular…even at 100 The post Cindy Crawford in Flare Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely… The post Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock… Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs… Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby… It’s pretty basic… I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst… The post Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner has posted a new photo on Instagram, but the theme is old hat by now. Still on vacation with her family in St. Bart’s, the 18-year old reality star is pictured here, lounging on a boat and showing off her bikini body. Yes, again… SIGH . It’s gotten to the point where perhaps we should only write stories about Kylie Jenner when she’s NOT posing in a bikini. Earlier in the week, Kylie stood alongside sister Kendall Jenner and snapped a selfie of only the siblings’ boobs, stomachs and legs. Because who cares about their faces, right?!? This picture of Kylie does stand out a bit for its caption, however, as Jenner simply wrote one word to go along with the revealing post: Anaconda . This may be a reference to the snake-like pattern on the bikini itself, but “anaconda” is also a term many use for “penis.” (An example, courtesy of Sir Mix-A-Lot: “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.”) Jenner just turned 18 this month and immediately hopped on a plane afterward for a vacation with Tyga . With Kylie of legal age, the two are finally holding hands in public and being very open with their relationship, as Tyga can now stick his anaconda into Kylie’s cave without fear of legal repercussions. Ewww. Gross. We’re sorry. View Slideshow: 18 Things We’d Like to Do With Kylie Jenner Now That She’s 18
