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Octomom Launches Projectile Babies

Filed under: Octomom , MTV Octomom laid waste to an unsuspecting victim with human baby rockets — that’s correct, Nadya Suleman actually launched flying newborns … from between her legs … at some guy’s face. Okay, so the babies weren’t real.

Bizarre Bird Smuggling Case Lands Two Men in Jail

Photo: AP / Department of Justice Last April, airport authorities became suspicious of a traveler arriving to LAX from Vietnam after noticing bird droppings on his socks and feathers peeking from the cuffs of his pants. A closer inspection of the man, Sony Dong, revealed fourteen Asian songbirds strapped to the his legs, valued at around $1000 each on the black market. Over fifty more birds were found when Dong’s residence was searched, and police would later arrest the smuggling operation’s ringleader. But after pleading guilty in court, the two men have been sentenced to jail for their role in the

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Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ‘89 masturbating to. Pics via Bauer

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Audrina in Some Almost Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

Audrina has this thing called looking great when hald naked doing laundry after a heavy night of being photoshopped. Her wonky face is like a canvas to the graphic design community and I hear undoctored pictures of her are like the holy grail of training images at a lot of the graphic design schools….I actually don’t know what I am talking about, I just know that I have seen clips from the show she was on that will remain nameless because I think it is associated with Satan and I like to stay as far from evil as possible, and I know that on that show her legs are short, her face is out-of-wack and her pussy is being fed by some obscure one hit wonder who dated Ashlee Simpson cuz he was son her father’s record label, but for some reason, one she’s in photoshoots, her fake tits look less fake, her face looks less inbred, and her legs look long and lovely but unfortunately for her and her future career giving lap dances, I mean after hosting pool parties and doing photoshoots for bullshit Magazines like Ralp, it’s all smoke and mirrors… Here are the pics…Watching a bitch do chores is always a good thing….but watching a bitch eat is always a bad thing….so I don’t really know how this makes me feel….but that could also be because I don’t know how to feel anymore. Somebody hold me and tell me I’ll be ok…

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TMZ’s Show Us Your Stems Contest!

Summer’s almost here — so take off your pants and show us your legs … you might even win some money for it!! Email in your leggy photos for our “Show Us Your Stems” Contest — and those lower limbs could score you some serious stuff! Read more

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Emilia Arata – BB Celeb Hijack

Big Brothers Celebrity Hijack Emilia Arata in a bikini More at www.celebrities.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

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Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I love skinny girls….I spent a better part of yesterday stalking a girl…I don’t really like to call it stalking because that would imply I was creepy and criminal when really I was just admiring her because she was skinny and in the smallest tightest shorts I’ve ever seen on a girl. Her legs were long and luxurious and her tits were small and perky….so I did what any guy who had nothing better to do with his time and followed her home. It turns out her last name is “Roberts”…her buzzer code is 1093…she must live alone or she’s just anorexic…cuz she went grocery shopping and bought 1 apple, a case of diet coke and a pound of roast turkey slices, which would explain why she’s so skinny…at 11 pm she left her house and got into a cab that I tried to follow but lost her outside one of those trendy supper club bullshits….and I went home to my pig wife who was eating ice cream and crying about some bullshit I tried to ignore…because I was too busy realizing that life fucking hates me and I’m real bad at it cuz otherwise I’d be bossing Kate Bosworth to bounce her boney ass on my pelvis instead of being afraid my wife is going to get frisky and smother me to death with hers…. Pics via Fame

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Gwyneth Paltrow Continues The Short-Shorts Show

Gwyneth Paltrow off her legs once again in a pair of short-shorts for her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. To combat all the negative reviews the sequel has been getting, Gwynnie might have to start showing something a little more.

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Rihanna Unfortunately Shows Off her Thick Leg of the Day

Rihanna bores the fuck out of me. She was this one hit wonder who managed to make more than one hit with variations of the same fucking song and the public bought into the shit and made her and her handlers a lot of money when really there was nothing special about her. I know everyday girls who look better and sing better than this bitch, they are just missing the millions of dollars of marketing budget, the famous co-signs and a bullshit poor talented girl found in the Islands story that the media eats the fuck up… I’m ready for her to fade the fuck away like she would have if we were in a different generation, where digitally altering her voice to make her sound like she can sing didn’t exist, but apparently she’s out in a new music video showing off her thick legs that should be washing bed sheets at a Barbado resort… Pics via Bauer

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Jean Shorts Stars

Filed under: Photo Galleries Guess which stars are keeping cool by cutting their jeans and lettin’ their legs out to get some summer sun! Read more

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