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Karina Smirnoff and Her Obnoxious Love Pictures of Love of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

I probably have no heart, or maybe its no soul, or maybe I just get embarrassed for other people when they act like assholes. I am also disgusted by outrageous displays of affection. I find it horse shit because I know that in my life I’m sure I’ve experienced love, but never have I suggested we go out there and document the shit in some obnoxious Sears portrait. Continue reading →

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Whitney Port and Her Legs of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.

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Lou Doillon is a Topless French Actress of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lou Doillon, I think.

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Sophie Monk is a Whore of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she realizes all she’s got from Hollywood so far is Paris Hilton’s strain of genital herpes thanks to her cheatin’ ex fiance and I guess it’s good to know a girl can still suck dick to the top and we haven’t lost them all to feminsts.

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Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 7, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Being on tour has done Britney Spears ’ body some good. Here she is at some poolside photoshoot in a white bikini and I’m impressed. Sure the high heels help make her legs look thinner and ass rounder but I’m not going to lie; I’d hit it with pleasure.

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Joanna Krupa is a Whore of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event her fake hair, fake tits and porn clothes weren’t enough for you to reaize Joanna Krupa was nothing but a glorified stripper, who got paid to get naked/ half naked and cocktease dudes around the world, well maybe the 1.5 million dollar ring on her finger, that her fiance gave her because I guess he realizes the only way to truly show a whore you appreciate her is with expensive things, because whores think they deserve the best, when really they just deserve to be fucked and left in the gutter.

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Clare Grant’s Legs the Robot Chicken Skate Party.

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 4 Comments

Her name is Clare Grant. She’s one of those big Hollywood stars who has a Model Mayhem profile. I knew she was a nobody when I saw these pictures of Seth Green grabbing at her ass, something I know he only gets to do when it comes down to meeting a bitch who works for him, or meeting a real hungry aspiring actress who doesn’t have any integrity left and he’s the only opportunity /biggest name she’s met to date and may just be the answer to get her out of the hell she is living and into the fame she feels she deserves because back home in Memphis everyone thought she was the fuckin’ prettiest the local highschool of 500 students had to fuckin’ offer