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Duck Tales, the CyberFurry Parody

A live-action version of Duck Tales involving MySpace, cyberstalking, and all the sick perverted things one might want to do to a duck.

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Duck Tales, the CyberFurry Parody

Whale Saves Diver

During a free-diving contest, Yang Yun got stuck at the bottom of an arctic pool without breathing equipment when her legs cramped. Enter Mila, a Beluga Whale, who realized she was in distress before the event's organizers did and pushed her to the surface

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Whale Saves Diver

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit. Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics…

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Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

Some Bitch Named Tamara Beckwith in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but she is in a bikini and when you wear a bikini and you are important enough for the paparazzi to take a picture of you, I have no choice but to put you on the site, even if you’re old and weathered and have no need to wear a bikini because you’re just nipples and built like a 12 year old boy, and last time I checked Michael Jackson was dead, and when he died, the world no longer had a need for 12 year old boys to be wearin bikinis anymore, not that I have any issues with small tits, but I do have an issue with any tit covered the fuck up.

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Some Bitch Named Tamara Beckwith in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Busy for Me of the Day

There was a time when me and Lohan were homies.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Too Busy for Me of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Getting Out of Cars for the Takeover of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is on some solo missions. She figures she’s got enough talent to drop those leeching cunts she’s been forced to rise to the top of shitty pop music in the UK with and take on the USA on her own. So she’s covered up her prison tattoos and put on some wholesome 1950s housewife dress that she manages to use to cover her dirty whore pussy when getting out of a car and I’m hoping this is just a tease to get us watching her and noticing her before she pulls some kind of massive vagina stunt before the album drops, like popstar whores are supposed to do to sell records and have staying power in America….I guess only time will tell…..but if you happen to be working with her on this new career move, you may want to tip her off and let her know we’re expecting labia, cuz none of us give a shit about her music…

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Getting Out of Cars for the Takeover of the Day

Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

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Barack Obama: NOT Checking Out Girl!

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Those 1,000 words might just be wrong

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Barack Obama: NOT Checking Out Girl!

I Love You, Beth Cooper’s Legs

Filed under: Hot Bodies , Hayden Panettiere For a girl who’s only 5’1″, Hayden Panettiere somehow has legs for days.Rocking some uber-short shorts and cowgirl boots, the “Heroes” star showed there’s at least two things to look forward to in her new critically panned movie.

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I Love You, Beth Cooper’s Legs

The Killer Lampshade

A clip from a Japanese movie from the 70s called Hausu which is apparently about a killer lampshade, but might also be about a painting of a cat. Also, there are wacky disembodied legs, and a bleeding geisha, and enough blood to cause a flood

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The Killer Lampshade