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Happy Birthday Lena Dunham! See Her Nudest Moments at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Girls star and indie-It Girl Lena Dunham is celebrating her 28th birthday today! To celebrate, we’re taking a look back at some of her breast moments from her hit HBO series! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Happy Birthday Lena Dunham! See Her Nudest Moments at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Colombian President Pees Himself During a Speech of the Day

If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living. If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….

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Russian Parents Singing Jared Leto Music of the Day

Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls. Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia. Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.

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Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something.. All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

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Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration. Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias… SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV: EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE: LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW : TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

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Cable TV Nudity of the Day

Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration. Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias… SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV: EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE: LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW : TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

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TV Nudity Report: Banshee, Black Sails, Girls, Shameless [PICS]

It’s a sad week when we have to bid farewell to some of the barest shows on the boob tube. Banshee , Black Sails , and Girls all rolled out their season finales this weekend, and all of them showed skin! We hate to see these sexy stars leave, but we sure enjoy watching them walk away! On Cinemax, Ivana Milicevic capped off season two of Banshee with an uplifting look at her mini mammage. Meanwhile on Starz’s Black Sails , Jessica Parker Kennedy launched our dinghy one last time with reflective look at her full frontal in a mirror. Lena Dunham was true to nude form on the season finale of HBO’s Girls , lounging naked in bed after having sex with her boyfriend. And Showtime’s Shameless is holding steady in the mid-season, with Emmy Rossum delivering up some quick after-shower flashes. Plus the best look yet at Nichole Bloom ’s cherry blossoms! See pics after the jump!

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Daft Punk without the Masks On of the Day

Apparently the general public is really interested in what Daft Punk looks like behind the masks, even though they are dudes, and more interesting to look at in well designed costume, than seeing their actual hair, 40 year old french asses in the flesh…so, I figured I would post it, because exposing masked people is always funny, even if the guys at Daft Punk, don’t actually care if they are exposed, their real names are available on their wikipedia pages, it’s not like this is a huge secret, it’s just branding and concept and keeps things interesting…you know they are early innovators in electronic music, and I think it was 1997 when they released Around the World that was all over MTV, that’s practically 20 years ago…not to mention…they make fucking electronic music, they are studio nerds, not fucking Axl Rose frontmen, even if they probably get more pussy than Axl Rose did….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Lena Dunham Nude Scene in GIRLS of the Day

Lena Dunham is a scary monster who gets naked on TV, for some crazy reason that defies all I’ve ever known about celebrity…or girls who should be allowed to get naked on TV…in what I call the Macklemore of programming…it’s like talk to the people at a level they can relate to emotionally…you know show them people as gross, or grosser than they look naked…because let’s just take the fantasy and glamour out of hollywood and TV, and feed it junk food, before shitting it out… I mean, I’ve fucked some gross girls in my life, I’ve even jerked off to gross girls in my life, because I found it comedic, I guess this Lena Dunham is growing on me, just not as much as she’s growing in body wight.. She is the worst possible thing to see naked, yet she wants to be naked, and the idea she has boy problems, or even dudes who fuck her in Daylight, is just the fantasy of the whole thing I guess…that’s the wishful thinking for the fat chicks everywhere…not quite the fantasy I can get down to…but fat chick with shit tits in her underwear making money has to be something I Support even if it’s wrong…I mean I’ve been supporting fat hookers, strippers and desperate girls whether with money or some male attention for years…to turn my back on this monster, would be anti what I stand for in my low standard life…but in my defence I know she’s a fucking monster…I mean just look at her…what the fuck is that thing and why isn’t she in a snow suit…

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TV Nudity Report: Banshee, True Detective, Girls [PICS]

It’s been an unseasonably cold winter here at the Skin Central offices in Chicago. Fortunately the boob tube is in the middle of a skintense heat wave that could warm up the chilliest of climes! Let’s start off with everyone’s favorite crime-thriller, Banshee , which last week brought us a spectacular self-spelunking scene from Lili Simmons and this week debuted Trieste Kelly Dunn nude for the first time! Some Sheriffs have all the luck! True Detective couldn’t possibly beat last week’s full frontal sextravaganza provided by Alexandria Daddario , but this episode’s stiff-nipped look at Michelle Monaghan is sure to please nonetheless. Finally, the ever-reliable Girls brought us Lena Dunham hopping out of bed and getting dressed for work. Works for us! Elsewhere in this episode, guest star Gaby Hoffman goes cartwheeling around a graveyard in an XXL Mickey Mouse shirt and no bra. Keep up the good work, Gaby! See pics after the jump!

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