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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Leonardo DiCaprio: Still Fat, Planning Crash Diet For Fall

We never thought the day would come when the world would criticize Leonardo DiCaprio for his appearance, but that’s exactly what happened this summer when the beloved actor packed on some major pounds. Recent shirtless photos of DiCaprio revealed that the star had seriously let himself go…and didn’t seem to mind at all. Despite the added pounds, there didn’t seem to be an ounce of shame in DiCaprio’s game, as hr traveled the globe drinking, eating, and partying with  new girlfriend Toni Garnn . But as fall approaches, Leo’s three-month vacation is coming to an end and the star is said to be concerned about getting back into fighting shape for a full slate of upcoming projects. Leo is reportedly planning to give up some of his favorite foods in order to return to movie star mode by the end of October. “He has given up pasta, and he loves pasta!” a source tells Star magazine. “He also plans on working out more and he is taking his bike wherever he goes.” The insider adds that Leo has vowed to drop ten pounds a month. As for Toni, well: “Of course she doesn’t care,” the source says. “He’s Leonardo DiCaprio!” She may not care about the weight, but how about those rumors that Leo is a minute man in bed ? Toni Garnn: Leonardo DiCaprio’s New Girlfriend 1. Toni Garnn and Leonardo DiCaprio Toni Garnn and Leonardo DiCaprio. They’ve reportedly been dating for almost a year.

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Cameron Diaz’s Booty In A Bikini Has Seen Better Days

I’ve always been a fan of Cameron Diaz even though the other bloggers ragged on her, since there’s not too many hotties out there who can look as good as she does after 40. But I guess it’s finally starting to catch up to her now, because even I’m having a hard time getting a pants fire going for these new bikini shots of hers. So sorry Cameron, but I’m still willing to give you the benefit of the doubt for now. And hey, maybe some personalized lingerie selfies might help change our minds. Just tossing it out there. Did I mention I’ve always been a big fan?

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Selena Gomez Hotness Is Blowing Up!

I don’t know what Leonardo DiCaprio’s foundation does, besides maybe find the lucky bastard new crazy-hot supermodels to date, but I’m sure as hell happy to see that he invited Selena Gomez to his Inaugurational Gala. Selena’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, but this is taking it to the next level. Now that’s what I call a good cause. Where can I donate to help keep it going? Photos: Fameflynet

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Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…

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Need To Know: Rihanna Tries To Restrain Herself After Charlie Sheen’s Angry Tweet

Charlie Sheen sends an angry tweet to Rihanna plus, all the details on Kimye’s wedding and Leonardo DiCaprio’s expensive trip to space.

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Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl…. I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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