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Kristin Cavallari’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

I was sitting in a bar last night and some gutterslut, because that’s the kind of trash that frolick to the bars I hang out in, was bending over the bar and and I could see the top of her panties like it was 4 years ago when jackin’ your thong to your hips in your lowrise jeans was all the fucking rage for trashy latina chicks, and in staring at her underwear barly covering her ass crack, bunched up and lacy, I realized I saw a fuckin’ shit stain.

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Kristin Cavallari’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life…. Pics Via INF

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Report: Angelina Jolie is "Petrified" of Megan Fox

Megan Fox has shouted it for months: I am not Angelina Jolie ! That might be the case, but a new report that states the actresses are pitted against each other for the lead role in Barbarella , the remake of a 1968 film, won’t do much to dispel the comparisons between these beauties. “This will be the first time Ange and Megan have ever faced off for the same role,” a source told MSN in Canada

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Lindsay Lohan Voicemails Hacked, Kind of Sad

Lindsay Lohan is either a buffoon or on drugs. Possibly both. Two pieces of advice to all the anorexic coke heads out there: Don’t put your cellphone number online If you do, don’t make the password 1234 This may seem like common sense, but we are talking about Lindsay Lohan.

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Kate Gosselin’s Lesbian Ass in her Gym Clothes of the Day

Like all good single people, Kate Gosselin is heading home from the gym in spandex shorts because I guess she’s tryin to get the last of her freak baby making uterus fat toned the fuck up to land top quality pussy at the lesbian bars, which almost surprises me because I thought lesbians were more accepting of fat chicks. I mean based on her show and the way she bossed Jon around like a fucking drill sergeant, I feel like she’s the kind of dyke who likes to wear the pants and have the big biceps no one wants to fuck with. You know the one with the strap on dildo strapped on at all fucking time….

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Sophie Monk Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming broke and desperate, because she’s in paparazzi pics, but more importantly because her lesbian lover the Good Charlotte twin dumped her for Paris Hilton, and nothing is more rock bottom than that shit which would explain the emotional eating body.

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Meet America’s New Celebrity ‘It’ Couple: Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin

Well look who showed up holding hands on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! America’s most ubiquitous fag-hag and the Alaskan cock-gangsta himself. It’s love! Of course, this is all just a publicity stunt. Griffin’s a savvy, recently dumped publicity-whore and Levi’s a painfully simple, recently-dumped publicity whore, so all of this makes perfect sense

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Meet America’s New Celebrity ‘It’ Couple: Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin

Tila Tequila In A Bra And Tight Jeans

Here are two photos Tila Tequila posted on her Twitter and all I have to say is Thank You Tila! She definitely understands what Twitter’s sole purpose is for and I wish more celebrities would follow suit.

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Model DJ Duo Kellie Acreman and Lauren Pope in Bikinis of the Day

This is one of those two ugly sluts are better than one ugly slut, but don’t quite equal one good lookin’ slut. It’s what threesome rationale is made of

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Model DJ Duo Kellie Acreman and Lauren Pope in Bikinis of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s My Kind of Girl of the Day

Girls who go out of the house lookin’ like shit, with their hair all crazy and covering their face are girls who don’t mind getting dirty in the bedroom and I’m not talking about STD dirty or smelly pussy dirty, although that is likely, I am talking about the kind of girl who lets you fuck her ass while she’s on her period then begs you to shove your shit covered dick down her throat while she fingers her period pussy and smears the shit all over your wall, only to take a load on her face and not bother showering before leaving…I mean that’s what I imagine she’s like when she’s not all caught up in this lesbian pussy grinding bullshit….and imagining is enough for me because I am kinda scared of the real thing.

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