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Shauna Sand’s Ass is Still Fuckin’ Up Her Kids in her Bikini of the Day

Shauna Sand may have a very ugly looking vagina. One that looks like a ball sack that lost it’s balls. She may be a disgusting person. She may be a bottom feeder who didn’t get hugged enough as a kid, or who was molested by her uncle or father and sexualized at a young age, leading to shitty implants and a shitty life as a naked chick from Playboy, something she rode until she decided to ride a homosexual french man in the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , and she may be a bad influence on her kids who are going to end up either lesbians or fucked up little whores. But she sure has a good ass for an old lay with a bunch of kids and no matter how tacky, trashy, disgusting smelling or looking a cunt is, a good little ass is a good little ass and that’s really what it all comes down to… So as she does nothing, rides her low level fame and child support checks from her soap star ex-husband all while wearing stripper shoes and a bikini, I sit here posting pictures of her and I guess that pretty much means she’s the winner and I’m the fucking loser…. And here are her bikini pics…in what seems to be a daily event these days…Goodtimes.

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Sen. David Vitter Jokes That Rachel Maddow Doesn’t Look Like a Woman, Apologizes [Bad Jokes]

Sen. David Vitter ‘s unforced lady-related issues continue! The Louisianan, who had affairs with prostitutes and employed a “women’s issues” aide who knifed women, joked on the radio today about how Rachel Maddow looks like a dude. Yes, he’s apologizing. More

Remember When Lesbian Kisses Actually Meant You Were a Lesbian? [Trends]

If you’re a female celebrity and you haven’t gone girl-on-girl before a crowd of roaring, adoring males, you’re probably gay. Last night, Sandra kissed Scarlett as revenge on Jesse . How did lesbian kisses become the ultimate mainstream display of hetero-desirability? More

Do Your Hobbies Make You Gay? [Stereotypes]

Lots of people flipped out over the Wall Street Journal ‘s decision to run a photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. Were they trying to imply she’s a lesbian? Every extracurricular activity comes with a stereotype. More

Lady Gaga’s New Music Video Tackles Penis Rumor, Lesbian Prison Babes [VideUhOh]

A leak of Lady Gaga ‘s Telephone music video (premieres tonight) shows the Lady of Gah tackling her penis rumor with burly prison lesbians who rip her clothes off and mutter, “I told you she didn’t have a dick.” As Lady Gaga attempts to dispel one rumor (hermaphrodite) with another (lesbian with Beyonce) our quest for pop culture’s Loch Ness Monster continues. Ambling into the most recklessly stylish, diamond-studded women’s prison in the world (perhaps the one from Chicago , where stiletto heels are not security hazards) Gaga is flanked by a pair of butch prison guards, one of whom later surfs a lesbian Manhunt knockoff called PlentyOfFish (-4:50). They rip off her clothes and we are treated to a booty shot (-8:30) and the guards murmur, “I told you she didn’t have a dick,” and “Too bad.” Indeed, later thong-clad gyrations boggle the mind. Where is she hiding her penis? A deus ex machina of the phallus comes in the form of Beyonce, bails Gaga out of prison in a pick-up truck labeled PUSSYWAGON. As Thelma and Louise of the dykes, they go Natural Born Killers (and Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill ) on a diner. Here, we get a subliminal message explaining where the penis has gone. At -2:30, the camera zooms in on Beyonce’s jerk boyfriend painstakingly slicing a big, greasy sausage. Suddenly everyone is choking on their food and dying, and B and Gaga run off together in happy, sexy bliss—for Lady Gaga has chopped off his penis. That’s right, Lady Gaga’s penis is gone, sliced from her body to improve her ability to make puns about pussy with Beyonce. But you know what they say: Every time you cut off a hermaphrodite’s penis, two grow in its place. The penis will be back, mark our words.

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Lady Gaga’s New Music Video Tackles Penis Rumor, Lesbian Prison Babes [VideUhOh]

WATCH: Leaked Lady Gaga Video Acknowledges Penis, Replaces It With Lesbian Beyonce [VideUhOh]

A leak of Lady Gaga ‘s Telephone music video (premieres tonight) shows the Lady of Gah tackling her penis rumor with burly prison lesbians who rip her clothes off and mutter, “I told you she didn’t have a dick.” As Lady Gaga attempts to dispel one rumor (hermaphrodite) with another (lesbian with Beyonce) our quest for pop culture’s Loch Ness Monster continues. Ambling into the most recklessly stylish, diamond-studded women’s prison in the world (perhaps the one from Chicago , where stiletto heels are not security hazards) Gaga is flanked by a pair of butch prison guards, one of whom later surfs a lesbian Manhunt knockoff called PlentyOfFish (-4:50). They rip off her clothes and we are treated to a booty shot (-8:30) and the guards murmur, “I told you she didn’t have a dick,” and “Too bad.” Indeed, later thong-clad gyrations boggle the mind. Where is she hiding her penis? A deus ex machina of the phallus comes in the form of Beyonce, bails Gaga out of prison in a pick-up truck labeled PUSSYWAGON. As Thelma and Louise of the dykes, they go Natural Born Killers (and Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill ) on a diner. Here, we get a subliminal message explaining where the penis has gone. At -2:30, the camera zooms in on Beyonce’s jerk boyfriend painstakingly slicing a big, greasy sausage. Suddenly everyone is choking on their food and dying, and B and Gaga run off together in happy, sexy bliss—for Lady Gaga has chopped off his penis. That’s right, Lady Gaga’s penis is gone, sliced from her body to improve her ability to make puns about pussy with Beyonce. But you know what they say: Every time you cut off a hermaphrodite’s penis, two grow in its place. The penis will be back, mark our words.

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WATCH: Leaked Lady Gaga Video Acknowledges Penis, Replaces It With Lesbian Beyonce [VideUhOh]

Did South Carolina (Of Course) School Board Chair Quit over Erotica?

Republican South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford became a household name for his affair with an Argentine woman. Then, Monday, we heard that his Lieutenant Andre Bauer does dudes

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Did South Carolina (Of Course) School Board Chair Quit over Erotica?

Showtime Falls Back Into Lesbian Drama (And This Time It’s Real)

First gay housewives , now lesbian housewives? We’ve seen everything. Or, we will, because Showtime picked up nine episodes of a new Sapphic reality show.

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Showtime Falls Back Into Lesbian Drama (And This Time It’s Real)