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David Letterman Still Gets Asked to Host the Oscars

David Letterman’s 1995 stint as host of the Academy Awards may go down in infamy, but during a very winning visit to The View this morning, Letterman revealed that he turned down the chance for a re-do. “You know, they were nice enough to ask me to [host] it again,” he told Barbara Walters. “And I just said, ‘Come on, are you drinking?'” Letterman was adamant that he would never return to the scene of the crime: “I did it once, I had my shot, I screwed it up, and almost put an end to the Academy Awards…I sucked. What are you gonna do?”

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Ten Things To Say About the NYT Styles Section This Weekend [Conversation]

One of the Ten Most Pretentious Features of the NYT Styles Section is ” Crib Sheet ,” which tells you ” The Ten Things to Talk About This Weekend. ” What’s this, Letterman? You’re the boss of us now? You don’t even know us. More

Jay Leno Logs His Worst Tonight Show Ratings Since ’93

This is either a sign that late night television is cannibalizing itself , less people are watching live TV or America just doesn’t think Jay Leno is as funny as he used to be — or all three! The Tonight Show clocked its lowest ratings this past quarter since 1993, when David Letterman premiered his Late Show on CBS. Coincidentally, this is also Leno’s first full quarter at the Tonight Show since Conangate. [ Deadline ]

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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Tries Out For the Knicks and Jon Stewart Debuts His Rain Man

While the Eclipse stars took the night off from the promotional circuit, last night’s afterhours hosts found themselves talking about actual news. On Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert and Knicks Coach Mike D’A ntoni discussed this year’s draft while Jon Stewart recalled Joe Biden’s epic custard gaffe. Meanwhile on CBS, Craig Ferguson mourned Larry King, who just hours before had announced that he would be hanging up his suspenders in the fall. Click through for those segments as well as the other highlights you missed while threatening to quit acting .

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures

Apparently Selena Gomez is turning eighteen in twenty-four days, so until then turn away and think of something wholesome like apple pie or Jessica Simpson’s boobs because we’re not supposed to be looking at things like this. Although, she’s somewhat of a celebrity and I’m somewhat of a celebrity blogger so we should be good. If it were twenty-four days from now I would say something about how good she looks in her little blue bikini and make some lame joke about activity in my pants… But it’s not… So I won’t.

Eminem Does ‘Top 10,’ Jay-Z Talks LeBron James On ‘David Letterman’

‘Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives,’ Em jokes during dig at BP over oil spill. By Jayson Rodriguez Jay-Z visits the “Late Show With David Letterman” on Tuesday Photo: Getty Images Eminem and Jay-Z will appear on the “Late Show with David Letterman” tonight (June 25), and in addition to performing on the rooftop together, the two rappers also talk with the cranky host. In preview clips released online , Em is seen participating in Letterman’s famous “Top 10” segment and Jay sits down on the couch to chat with Letterman. Letterman and the Brooklyn MC discussed Cleveland Cavaliers star (and Jay-Z pal) LeBron James’ impending free agency and the arrival of Mikhail Prokhorov, the New Jersey Nets’ new Russian billionaire majority owner. “The tall guy,” Hov joked, referring to Prokhorov. “You’re a guy,” Letterman then told the rapper. “I’m a guy. Now, if LeBron James wants to be a guy, he will stay where he is and not cut the heart out of that city by leaving Cleveland. You wouldn’t do that, would you? Cleveland is in desperate decline. And one of the glimmering hopes they have —” “How’s your ratings in Cleveland?,” Jay interrupted to laughs. Jay, who holds a minority stake in the Nets , admitted if he found himself in a similar situation, he could concede to Letterman’s point. Only three of Eminem’s Top 10 items about advice for kids had been previewed at press time, including jokes about “Toy Story 3,” illegal downloading, and a dig at BP in the wake of the Gulf leak. “Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives,” the Detroit MC deadpanned. The two rappers taped their appearance earlier in the week in New York. Initially, they requested to perform on top of the famed Ed Sullivan Theater marquee, but officials for New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg declined to grant a permit. The pair were able to skirt the issue, however, by taking the show to the rooftop of the building and away from the streets where officials had concerns over public safety. Eminem and Jay-Z’s joint appearance was a part of promotion for their stadium concert series this September in New York and Detroit; two additional shows were announced on Thursday. What do you think of Jay-Z and Eminem’s “Letterman” appearances? Are you excited for the Home and Home Tour? Sound off in the comments below! Related Artists Jay-Z Eminem

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are Definitely All Grown Up

Salma Hayek’s big old MILF boobs have been on a tour of various talk shows this week, giving us sweet peeks in a purple dress and a nice leather vest , now here they are at the premiere of her new movie Grown Ups spilling out all over the red carpet. Thank you. I’d love to watch these things running up and down a flight of stairs, all bouncy and beautiful. Good stuff. I’d also like to see slow motion video of Salma going down a water slide, but I’ll save that for another time. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

Late Night Highlights: Jeremy Piven Premieres His Worst Work Ever and Chris Rock Gives Al-Qaeda Free Advice

Last night, Jay Leno premiered a lost Tonight Show original starring Jeremy Piven that sucked so much, production decided not to use the footage after it was originally shot. Perhaps hoping that mercury poison jokes get better with age, the Leno dug up the bit for his latest segment with the Entourage star. Click through for the untimely, unfunny Leno-Piven collaboration as well as the other highlights you missed while criticizing your own ABC Family acting debut .

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Late Night Highlights: Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen’s DIY Show and Cameron ‘Anti-Jew’ Diaz

As promised , last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! was all about bare-bones production. After a power outage shut down the control room and broadcast transmission center just an hour before taping on Monday, the host took matters into his own hands by recording the whole show on his Macbook Pro. The low-tech solution was entertaining and endearing, as last night’s guest — Seth Rogen — searched his anecdote arsenal for stories unrelated to drug consumption. Click through for the tinny result as well as the other highlights you missed last night while convincing your boyfriend to buy you Anne Hathaway’s illegally obtained bling .

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Late Night Highlights: Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen’s DIY Show and Cameron ‘Anti-Jew’ Diaz

More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage

After yesterday’s big purple Salma Hayek MILF cleavage spectacular , I thought I’d back it up with some pictures of the latina hottie in her sexy leather biker mom vest. I wish I was a two year old so I could say to Salma’s baby “Dude, your mom’s hot”. I’ve got a lot of friends and I’ve never had the chance to say that. Sorry guys. Anyhow, here she is leaving that show hosted by that guy who used to do Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live … Not Dennis Miller… The other guy.