Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit… So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves.. Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos.. When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose. This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit.. What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane… The post Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevingne brought her hipster rich kid, with access and famous friends, that she’s leveraged into a serious modelingand acting career, all while having some of the most iconic model eyebrows in recent years…to a Stella McCartney lingerie campaign to support breast cancer, even though I’ve heard bra’s cause cancer, but I’m also ignorant….and use that line one girls when I’m in the mood to see hard nipples through their shirts…which is more and more common and still interesting..just less exciting…now that people aren’t wearing bras…unless they are Cara Delevigne getting paid a lot of money to do this…money that would be better spent donated to breast cancer…than to a campaign that supports breast cancer… Either way, Cara Delevingne matters, she probably shouldn’t, but she does…and as a supporter of fighting breast cancer since i like breasts, with a girl in underwear, because I like half naked, I guess this is some of her best work…. To See Cara Delevingne in a Bike at Burning Man CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks, because the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham would be as disgusting if she was skinny….and just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”… What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am… The post Vanessa Axente is a Skinny Model in Twin No. 12 SS 2015 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View… I consider her an enemy of the site. The post Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View… I consider her an enemy of the site. The post Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa has always been a bottom feeder looking for attention. I think I first heard about her in the early 2000s when she was getting featured in Maxim and FHM and the other men’s magazines before the internet really took off….because she was hot….and probably affordable… I assume she worked she turned 30, panicked, realized that being a sugar baby wasn’t rewarding enough, and that her modeling wasn’t paying the fucking bills, so she got up on some Dancing with the Stars shit, and made a career out of it…leveraged that to sugar babying for a TV show about Sugar Babies…taking her to another level of fame….because of that TV stamp of approval…and now…that show’s been cancelled and she’s back to figuring out how to get noticed, and I guess hard nipples is a good enough start…I mean it got me talking about Joanna KRupa and I don’t give a fuck about her…so maybe other people who don’t care…will start to care…who knows… I just know she’s looking for attention…because that’s what she does…and even crazier…this is from a movie she is in…a fucking movie…reminding us that there is no talent or quality in Hollywood anymore..they’ll cast anyone. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Acclaimed actress and singer Liza Minnelli has been admitted to a rehab facility to treat substance abuse problems, according to multiple media reports. The star, 69, has already checked into the facility , the name of which is not being disclosed, confirms Scott Gorenstein, a spokesperson for Minnelli. “Considering she’s doing so well, we expect that she’ll be released shortly,” Gorenstein says of the celebrity, who has battled substance abuse over the years. She has sought treatment in the past, as well. In 1984, Minnelli was treated for alcohol and prescription drug addiction after the death of mother Judy Garland, who overdosed on sleeping pills in 1969. Said a lifelong friend of Liza’s at the time: “She’s living her mother’s career all over again, being the biggest star in show business, peaking out in films, the weird marriages, the pills, the booze.” In 2002, court documents revealed that alcohol reportedly played a role in her divorce from her fourth and most famous marriage, to, producer David Gest. Also a Grammy, Tony and Emmy winner, Minnelli is probably best known for the 1972 musical Cabaret which won her an Academy Award for Best Actress. Whatever happened this time around, we hope it passes, and wish Minnelli the best in her recovery process and hope to see her back on her feet soon. 14 Celebrities Who Have Been To Rehab 1. Lindsay Lohan View Photo Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013. 2. Catherine Zeta-Jones View Photo Catherine checked in to treat her bi-poler disorder in 2011. 3. Demi Lovato View Photo Demi Lovato sought treatment for eating disorders and mental health issues. 4. Britney Spears View Photo Not long after the infamous head-shaving incident in 2007, Brit checked into a facility. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Demi Moore View Photo Demi Moore checked into a Utah center in 2012. 6. LeAnn Rimes View Photo Depression and anxiety lead LeAnn to seek help at a treatment facility in 2012. 7. Zac Efron View Photo Zac Efron revealed he went to rehab in 2013. 8. Gerard Butler View Photo Gerard Butler did a stint at Betty Ford in 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Richards View Photo Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards checked in in 2011 to deal with issues with alcohol. 10. Kelly Osbourne View Photo Kelly Osbourne admitted in 2013 that she has gone to rehab seven times. 11. Mischa Barton View Photo Mischa checked into rehab following a public DUI. 12. Elizabeth Vargas View Photo We send Elizabeth Vargas our best wishes. In August 2014, the ABC reporter checked back into rehab. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Robin Williams View Photo Robin Williams struggled with addiction for many years. He took his own life in the summer of 2014. 14. Scott Disick View Photo It took an embarrassing incident in Costa Rica in the spring of 2015 for Disick to finally seek professional help. The End. Up Next: ” 14 Celebrities Who Have Been To Rehab .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Farrah Abraham has come out swinging against her Teen Mom: OG co-stars, saying her life is way better than theirs and she won’t be a part of such negativity. Which she sort of is with past and present smack-talking … but we digress. Abraham‘s return to Teen Mom upset her co-stars , who pretty much openly hate on her these days and are not shy about wanting to keep their distance. Well, the feeling is mutual, according to the 23-year-old porn star. If you watch Teen Mom online , this season will feature the “the biggest, craziest fights ever,” she teases, but as far as where she is in life these days? “I will not contribute to the negativity. My life is so much better than theirs,” the MTV star said of Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood. “I’m tired of going around in circles with them. Somebody always has to say something negative all the time. I don’t care and I don’t value their opinion.” “They curse and bicker. I cater to making the world a better place.” “If some people don’t have enough self-love and can’t understand me it shows me how stunted they are in their growth and how backward-thinking they are.” “All they want to talk about is me,” Farrah Abraham adds, noting that she confronts criticisms about her sex tape, erotic novels and sex toy line head-on. “I honestly tell them how I feel,” she says. “The same jealous tendencies come up every time. It’s process of maturity. I don’t believe in fake tendencies.” “I don’t pay attention to any of them.” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “Personally what I’ve learned in groups and with therapy is if others want to act like they were better than me then they have bigger issues and you cannot be around them.” “You have to remove all the bad people in your life.” The one star she had praise for? Amber Portwood. “Amber is doing a great job,” Farrah said of her co-star, with whom she has famously feuded. “She’s way more focused and steady in her own peace of mind.” Still, Farrah is SO glad she’s nothing like them . Now living in Austin, Texas, and loving it, Abraham continued, “I would probably be like them if I had stay in [my native] Iowa. I would have the same mindset.” “I don’t regret anything that I do. I go to night clubs, adult clubs, and I’ve met some amazing women along the way. I don’t give a s–t what they say.” As for her many, varied pursuits of the almighty dollar, from porn to erotic novels to stripping, to that random frozen food joint to dabbling in businessmen ? “I look at all of this as a positive thing,” she said. “If there is something you can leverage and take advantage of a way to make money, then do it.” “We have no excuse for not being successful and investing in ourselves. We’ve been given money and opportunities that no other teen moms have.” Hard to argue with her on that last point. 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year View Quote [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom View Quote I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her View Quote I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD View Quote I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I think moving on in my future and in my career that is something that I am proud of at the same time I’m using it as a positive rather than a negative, which is hard to deal with at times. Permalink: Huh?!? Added: May 30, 2014 5. Huh?!? View Quote I think moving on in my future and in my career that is something that I am proud of at the same time I’m using it as a positive rather… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 6. Better Products View Quote I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 7. Smart Business Woman View Quote Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 8. I’m Not a Porn Star! View Quote I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I have friends who are in the adult entertainment industry, and that is something that they make their full income off of. That is what they dedicated their life to. And if that’s your choice that’s fine. Personally, making a sex tape, and that’s all I’ve ever done, that’s not being a porn star. I live a very different life. I can’t help what the public perceives. Permalink: No, I’m Really Not a Porn Star! Added: May 30, 2014 9. No, I’m Really Not a Porn Star! View Quote I have friends who are in the adult entertainment industry, and that is something that they make their full income off of. That is what… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 10. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! View Quote ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 11. True Professional View Quote You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 12. James Deen Sucks! View Quote [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 13. Take That, Charlie Sheen View Quote [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 14. Overwhelmed View Quote Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 15. Not TRYING to Drink View Quote [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 16. .147 BAC = Safe View Quote [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 17. Farrah vs. Jenelle View Quote Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. I’m trying to do something in my own way. I’m staying true to myself. Permalink: Staying True Added: May 30, 2014 18. Staying True View Quote I’m trying to do something in my own way. I’m staying true to myself. I really enjoy at this time of my life writing about sex. I think it’s because I’m 22, and kind of single. What better to express yourself in a positive way than writing. Permalink: Writing About Sex Added: May 30, 2014 19. Writing About Sex View Quote I really enjoy at this time of my life writing about sex. I think it’s because I’m 22, and kind of single. What better to express… They need to look at those parts of their society and maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler. Permalink: Peace in the Middle East Added: July 26, 2014 20. Peace in the Middle East View Quote They need to look at those parts of their society and maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that I do meet. Permalink: Dabbling with Businessmen Added: July 26, 2014 21. Dabbling with Businessmen View Quote I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that… The End. Up Next: ” 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I am always amazed when I look at Katie Holmes and see what looks like a 50 year old mom…her hard battered face that has seen some shit and escaped that shit…and by shit I mean Scientology…something that is very secretive and that leverages your secrets so that you never leave them and keep giving them money…even if the overall lessons of Scientology are to work out, look good and be positive…the backend of it is apparently evil…not that I know anything about scientology, I am just basing it all off of her face… That said, I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, because I have a penis…and I found that shit to cater to people who don’t have penis….I did like the one nude scene she did where she was dead and underwater while naked…because it make me question my love for tits being so deep rooted that I’d jerk off to a dead bitch…because TITS… Well now, she just looks like old melting face pile of shit…and for some reason I was compelled to pot this…a reason I don’t know because I generally avoid the over 30 crowd… The post Katie Holmes Old Scary Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
