Tag Archives: leverage

Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key… So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them…. If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry… If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person. The post Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read this article:
Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

Jessica Simpson Legs of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…

Read the original post:
Jessica Simpson Legs of the Day

Gigi Hadid for Love Magazine Advent of the Day

Gigi Hadid is the relatively new it-girl model thanks to being born to a rich family with the right team hired to promote her to the mainstream…to give her family the ego booster they need because they live in LA, they are surrounded by Kardashians and other young girls who are being celebrated for no real reason other than being young and rich in LA…because when you’re young and rich, why go to school, you have a trust fund coming your way, and you can just sit around and be celebrated for being cute, and every bratty girl loves that…. All this to say, here she is in the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …. that has nothing to do with Christmas…at all…because Christmas doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas…but everything to do with making year end sales…using guilt as a leverage point…or to me…it has everything to do with sad, lonely, single girls…who need dick to fill the void that is having no boyfriend, husband or family like all her friends…Tis the Season..

See original here:
Gigi Hadid for Love Magazine Advent of the Day

Alyssa Arce in Some Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are two things I can’t fucking stand. 1- Catalog pics for what I assume is some low budget ecommerce brand…shot by what I assume is a photography student…with zero to no concept or skill to make the shit interesting…because what does selling product need to be so fucking boring…. 2- Nude models from Playboy, not modeling nude, with some kind of ego that they are totally hot enough to be a model, when really only people on care about them when they are naked…all distorted thinking that comes when people praise your tits all day…It’s like if you’re not naked, or showing them tits, no one cares about you, they are the only reason you exist Alyssa Arce…. Now you may wonder why I post things I hate…well it’s because that’s all part of sucking at life…we focus on the bad…not the good and she’s still half naked…so it’s better than me posting my cock shots I sent to girls on snapchat.

See original here:
Alyssa Arce in Some Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

Iana Godnia for Vogue Russia of the Day

I don’t know anything about Iana Godnia, I just know that she’s showing her tits for Vogue Russia, which means this isn’t softcore porn or anything to sexualize, it is tits for the sake of fashion…not for the sake of Playboy…there is a difference, get you head out of the gutter… I also know that I love all things Russia and by all things, I mean Russian girls, partially because I am broke and my only leverage point to seduce them is a Canadian Paassport, which is apparently more desirable than a Russian passport,….but mainly because all the ugly ones seem to have died off with Communism. Seriously, they may not have souls, but they are all fucking sexy as hell…not that Iana Godnia is Russian, but why else would she be doing Vogue Russia..right…

Link:
Iana Godnia for Vogue Russia of the Day

Helen Flanagan Amazing for “The Sun” of the Day

Helen Flanagan may not mean anything to you, but she’s some Glamour Model in the UK who clearly is fuckin amazing, and I am not just saying that because she’s holding her massive tits in a Glamour Model shoot. I am saying it because she was a child actor in some kind of soap opera who threw it all away to do this…titty modelling… What the fuck is wrong with a girl, to throw her working actor job away to be the next Jordan Katie Price. It just makes no sense. She could have leveraged it to get Academy Award caliber performances, where she’d make more money and have more credibility as a person…opening more doors…hell she could have played a Glamor model in a movie to get that out of her system…but instead she went down this road.by choice..low level..and that’s hot as fuck…this is like a college grad stripping because she wants to, not because she has to…so good.

Read the original post:
Helen Flanagan Amazing for “The Sun” of the Day

Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

I don’t find Kate Hudson hot. She’s an old washed up, damaged, mom of two….I mean there may have been a 3 minute period of time when I may or may not have found her good…but from my memory it was when she was 17, and featured in Architectural Digest with her mom, before she decided to leverage her parents and create an acting career of her own…I reach deep into the magazines for teen erotic circa 1994. I don’t think these pictures of her showing her bra, being a mom of at least one kid with a guy she divorced, because she was too busy rolling through countless hollywood dudes, like shit was Tinder before Tinder and every girl was out to fuck. But I am fascinated in the fact that her pussy made Owen Wilson try to kill himself. It’s like why did that story never get told, why did people forget the one interesting thing about Owen Wilson besides his nose… I mean she must have some serious pussy manipulation power to do that to a motherfucker, no matter how broken he is…and while we all collectively remember the good old Kate Hudson days, before she was old and a dump, we can all stare at her bra. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

The rest is here:
Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

Adrienne Curry Thong for Twitter of the Day

Adrienne Curry is up there on the worst possible fame whores to ever exist, only to not actually ever become famous, because she was a few years too early…. She won the first America’s Next Top model, which didn’t propel her into the world of Fashion like Tyra probably expected with the show, but rather into the world of selling your soul for trashy reality shows that were so insignificant that no one fucking cares that you were on them, or that you exist… She married a guy from the Brady Bunch or some shit, and leveraged that as hard as she could, shamelessly because she’s a disgusting human… Now she works Comicon festivals targeting nerds in Cosplay, because nerds are a loyal market, when not posting pics of her naked and half naked on the internet for attention…and the whole thing makes me ask one question…why the fuck hasn’t she done porn yet…not because I want to see her fuck, but because I want to see everyone fuck.

Excerpt from:
Adrienne Curry Thong for Twitter of the Day

Genevieve Morton Pie to Her Face in a Bikini Cuz She Loves Pie of the Day

I make fun of Genevieve Morton enough to have her block me from her Instagram. What she doesn’t realize is that she went to all that effort to block me, but I can still embed her fat girl in a bikini with pie fetish videos she’s producing in efforts to get noticed… This is one of those force feed her favorite thing around thanks to her love for refined sugar, a a love I assume is more of an infatuation or addiction based on her dumpy body…a dumpy body she is trying market as hard as she can now that she’s almost 40, even thought Kate Upton kinda won the race for fat Sports Illustrated chicks with mainstream appeal, but I’ll still watch them eat like those force feeding fetish videos on youtube of fat girls trying to get fatter by attaching themselves to feeding tubes…it’s some weird shit, but then again so is Genevieve Morton…even if she’s tricked rich guys to finance her life in the meantime…

Read more:
Genevieve Morton Pie to Her Face in a Bikini Cuz She Loves Pie of the Day

Olivia Wilde Nude in Third Person of the Day

Olivia Wilde annoys me. I don’t know if it is because she’s some rich kid from the UK who leveraged her contacts to get big in America. I don’t know if it is because she changed her name from COCKBURN to WILDE because COCKBURN is something that you don’t want dudes thinking when offering them your vagina to get a part in their movie…COCKBURN is something you pretty much never want to associate with…unless of course it’s referencing her core fans, who like this phoney trash, and can’t stop jerking their dicks off to the point that they are rubbed down to the size of a clit…like a pencil eraser..of an autistic kid…who likes getting his cursive writing proper…or like you in high school writing the popular girl a lover letter she later showed the whole class that lead to your lack of self confidence…or whatever… Either way, the movie is called Third Person, she’s naked, her tits look good, probably fake, her but looks small and cute, and I can ignore all that is wrong about her..which I guess means she deserves an oscar for this, at least we can assume she thinks that too…these EGOS are nuts.

See more here:
Olivia Wilde Nude in Third Person of the Day