Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents… She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager…. I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum… That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of… But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE… Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok… The post Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy… The post Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN . On last night’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!? “There’s actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns,” Kimmel told the audience. “His parents are very, very proud.” Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps. Why? Because penises are funny! Jimmy Kimmel Tracks Penis-Shaped Weather Patterns In other sexual snafu news, a CBS station unintentionally linked to a porn site in a tweet last week while reminding viewers to “use our interactive radar to track the rain and storms. Really, that happened. Two photo galleries feel relevant in regard to Kimmel’s awesome segment. On one, celebrities send photos of their junk to people who don’t want it… 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played. … in the other, we simply live at Jimmy Kimmel Live skits and sketches: 37 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition! Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!
Well played, Jimmy Kimmel Live. On last night’s edition of this talk show, the host interviewed Kim Kardashian , asking her about Kanye West, the couple’s wedding and a lot more. He also challenged the reality star to a diaper-changing race . Elsewhere, a correspondent made up lies about Barack Obama in honor of the President’s birthday. And, naturally, pedestrians believed each and every one of them. (NOTE: President Obama would never take Instagram photos in an Oval Office ball pit. Joe Biden, however? Well…) Relive this edition of Lie Witness News and toggle through many other Jimmy Kimmel Live skits we’ve loved of late below: 31 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition! Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!
Co-Stars Who Didn’t Get Along On-screen movie and television duos often play a huge role in why we all fall in love with certain films to being with, but things aren’t always as they seem between the actors once the director yells “cut!” In fact, more than a few of our on-screen favorites weren’t so friendly in real life and didn’t do much to hide it while on set. Hit the flip to peep a few popular co-stars who couldn’t stand each other.
A Look Into Rick Ross’ Shocking Weight Loss Journey Ricky Rawse will forever be known for two things: Telling the greatest lies in Hip-Hop history and flashing everyone with his infamous D-Cups. At times, he seemed invincible because of his larger-than-life persona but was humbled by multiple health scares that lead to him living a healthier lifestyle, routinely working out and shedding over 100 pounds. Hit the jump for Rick Ross’ stunning transformation from sloppy Rap walrus to weight loss inspiration .
Kylie Jenner hasn’t even had her driver’s license for a year and she’s already caused at least one very expensive accident. Kylie crashed a $125,000 Mercedes last August in a three-car collision. Fortunately, no one has hurt , and the youngest Jenner was able to go right on driving recklessly, which is why we can all enjoy Kylie’s driving selfies to this day. With the level of responsibility she’s shown behind the wheel, it’s no wonder that someone thought it would be a good idea have Kylie operate a freaking motorcycle! Yes, that’s Kylie doing her Easy Rider thing with some friends. We don’t know who took the photo, but we can assume it’s someone else who’s riding a bike, meaning that Kylie’s friends are just as moronic about road safety as she is. On the plus side, at least Kylie’s wearing a helmet and the bike appears to be a three-wheeler. On the downside, a tank top and jeans isn’t ideal gear for a beginning biker, and Kylie and her foolish friends cruising around LA in a pack is the most terrifying thing to hit Southern California since OJ, or the last major earthquake. No word on whether or not Kylie has a motorcycle license, but does it really matter? She has a license to drive a car, but she’s still awful at that! If you live in a nicer part of Los Angeles, you may want to stay off the streets today, folks. Just sayin’. 19 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.
Naya Rivera knows a thing or two about moving fast. The Glee star married Ryan Dorsey over the weekend in a stunning surprise ceremony. Not only did Rivera get hitched just three months after ending her engagement to Big Sean , she’s now wasting no time jumping into the role of loving wife, having changed her name on Twitter to Naya Rivera-Dorsey, just hours after news of her marriage went public. Naya Rivera: Married to Ryan Dorsey! No word on whether or not Naya has legally changed her name, or if she even intends to, but for public figures in 2014, changing a Twitter handle is a mighty big deal. Heck, just the fact that Naya is using the social networking site is something of a surprise. Rivera deleted her Twitter account last month, apparently distraught over the end of her relationship and rumors that career was in trouble. So is this her way of saying all is well and everything has been restored to order, thanks to Dorsey? Or is she just all giddy because she got married a few days ago? Either way, we wish Naya all the best, but we’d like to encourage her to take just a smidge more time to consider major life decisions in the future. 9 Celebrities Who Married Way Down 1. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess Griffin Guess is apparently a music producer. How is Marisa Miller not married to an actor or star athlete?!? We mean… this guy has a mullet!
It’s not often that one encounters someone taking off their prosthetic leg, bang it on the table and throw it across the table to make a point at a restaurant. Not everyone can be Aviva Drescher, however. The reality star says her leg-throwing shenanigans on The Real Housewives of New York City season finale last night were not planned … and she’s not sorry. After a heated argument at Le Cirque, in which she was called a phony, Aviva Drescher threw her leg , saying the prothesic limb is the only “fake” thing about her. The way she seamlessly delivered that comeback, punctuated by the removal of the leg, led many to believe that the eye-popping stunt was premeditated. Not the case, she says – but she’d do it again. “I just thought the whole thing was funny,” the RHONY cast member says . “I just think accusing somebody of making up an illness is funny.” “I think Heather [Thomson] standing up and yelling at me like a pit bull is funny. I think me getting angry and throwing my leg on the table was really funny and crazy.” “I get a hoot out of it,” Aviva says, noting wittily, “but of course, I was definitely brought to the end of my rope, or the end of my leg so to speak.” Why the theatrics, though? Aviva Drescher Throws Leg Drescher “wanted to make a point” about the lies she’s accused of. If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online , you know it was a decent list. “They were kind of saying that I was implying all the time that I was lying to Carole [Radziwill] with Bookgate and I was lying about my asthma,” she says. “I was lying about neither. I’m on a reality show and I expect to be made fun of and ridiculed … I get all that and I expect it all. But, I don’t appreciate being called a liar.” “So, was I planning [the leg throw]? I didn’t plan it. It was not a premeditated leg-throw … it only takes about one second to [remove the prosthesis].” “I’m an advocate for amputees … to that end, all in my amputee community think it was another step in speaking up for myself,” Aviva insists. Besides, “from an entertainment point of view, for better or for worse, I am a reality TV personality, and I strive to be the best that I can be in whatever I am doing.” “I think that I did that … I don’t regret it … I would do it again. I wasn’t throwing it at anybody or hurting anybody. It was a physical expression of an emotion.” Well, at least she’s owning it. 19 Real Housewives Feuds For the Ages 19. Aviva Drescher vs. Carole Radziwill This one is alive and well. Aviva Drescher and Carole Radziwill have more bad blood over their dueling book deals than most people have had in their whole lives about everything and everyone combined.
