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Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dazed Magazine is some hipster fashion shit that’s been around for a long time…and in being some hipster fashion magazine they are mandated to use various models, since all models will work with something hip and fashion, to get in naked and compelling pictures, often times showing their nipples, because it is neither hip nor fashion without nipple… That I need to flag NSFW, because hipster fashion people get the big brands to advertise for millions of dollars so that they can secure a staff, and I lose my 30 dollars a month advertisers to pay the server…if they see nipples…fuck you mainstream media…and your lies… Here’s the Summer 2015 issue highlights so far…. Tilda Lindstam….who I’ve never heard of… Julia Cumming….who I’ve never heard of, but apppreciate anyone related to cumming….it’s like subtle brainwashing to make me jerk off to her… The post Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores. Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt. Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone… Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to. She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong… Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele… The post Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh… Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene… Her three reasons she was fed….are: 1- She’s used it her whole life? I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES. 2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one… I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value… Bullshit… 3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun? Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit… Ads would be far more interesting if she said: My three reasons for doing this are: 1- They offered me lots of money and I like money. 2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money. 3- Money is fun…. Money. TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a> The post Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What’s The Last Lie You Told? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Let’s face it. Men and women lie. So we asked our listeners about the last lie they told. Listen to the audio player to hear…

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Kashif Parvaiz mistress Antoinette Stephen picture

Posted on May 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kashif Parvaiz#x0028;left#x0029; claimed his family had been deliberately targeted in an anti-Muslim attack. But his lies unraveled when his mistress, Antoinette Stephen #x0028;right#x0029;, admitted to her role in the crime. In February, Parvaiz, whose other child was at home in Brooklyn at the time of the murder, was convicted of arranging for Stephen to kill his wife and injure him, making it look like a random attack. And on Thursday, he was sentenced to life in prison for murder – plus se

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Rickie Fowler girlfriend Alexis Randock photos

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Randock #x0028;right#x0029; was the star of the show at boyfriend Rickie Fowler#39;s #x0028;left#x0029; Player#39;s Championship win. Sunday#39;s win at the Player#39;s Championship put Rickie Fowler back in the spotlight, but his victory was quickly overshadowed by his girlfriend#39;s daring outfit – which was not quite in keeping with golf#39;s more traditional image. Social media users were chatting about Alexis Randock#39;s revealing shorts and plunging yellow top just as much as th

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Destiny’s Step-Child: Let’s Celebrate The Anniversary Of #PoorMichelle On Twitter

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Most Hilarious #PoorMichelle Tweets & Memes Destiny’s Child third-wheel Michelle Williams will forever be remembered as the most slandered member of a mega-successful group who inspired one of the greatest (and funniest) roast sessions in social media history. Hit the flip for the funniest #PoorMichelle slander of all-time.

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Grown Folks Problems: Is Kylie Jenner Already Having To Battle Tyga’s Side-Pieces?

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is Tyga Cheating on Kylie Jenner? Kylie wants to be 25 so bad, she’s enjoying all the 25-year-old problems that comes with it. Not only is she playing step-mom on the weekends Tyga has his son, and getting into a social media stand-off with his baby mama , but she’s already having to crack the passcode on her boyfriend’s phone to keep tabs on Tyga and his side-joints. Somehow, completing 11th grade sounds much less stressful. As a source shared with OK! Magazine : “Tyga likes to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to women. When Kylie’s around, he acts like the perfect boyfriend, but he definitely has some ladies on the side.” According to the source, Kylie is no fool when it comes to Tyga’s extracurricular activities. But she’s so young and stupid in love with him that she tries to rationalize the lies he feeds her about his comings and goings and simply ignores the obvious. “She convinces herself he’s being honest. [But] It’s only a matter of time before she finds out the truth.” WELP… as the saying goes “you lose them how you get them.” Should Kylie really be all that shocked that Tyga likes to double and tripple dip when she started dating him while he was engaged??? Snapchat

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Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne puts on her American accent because she’s a Brit…for some new movie that I didn’t bother paying attention the the name of, because I don’t actually care, I just like being reminded that acting requires zero to no skill, despite what actors tell you, because if the world knew that playing make-belief was a fucking scam that pays really well, then it would lower their value, and thus lower their pay, so keeping it a closed circuit rather than an open market is the strategy from everyone involved.. The good news is that thanks to the internet, you don’t need the studios anymore, fuck em, go make your own movie and become the next Cameron Diaz, you don’t need to be Cara Delevinge, or to be an it girl…because anyone can do this bullshit…you just have to be a big enough asshole to do it…. The post Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career… That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional… She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face.. All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart… The post Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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