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Katy Perry: I’m Totally Still Banging Orlando Bloom!

Back in March,  Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up  after just a few months of dating. They announced the split in a surprisingly cordial joint statement that frankly felt way too polite. If two of your friends broke up in the same fashion, you’d be left thinking, Well, either they weren’t that into each other, or they’ll be smashing again before the year is out. It seems impossible that anyone could be enter into a relationship with Katy Perry or Orlando Bloom halfheartedly, so we should’ve predicted that the attractive A-listers would once again end up knockin’ boots. As recently as last week, it was widely reported that Katy was dating Robert Pattinson . The rumor appeared to be BS from the start, what with Pattinson being engaged to FKA Twigs , and all. This week, the rumor is that Katy is back with Orlando, and given her evasive answers on the topic in a recent interview, we can assume it’s legit. “Well, you know, I think people are in and out of your life,” Katy said, when asked about the recent photos of her and Bloom attending a concert together. “It’s nice to keep people you love around you. When you get older, lines get blurred. And you know what, I’m really busy. I’m about to go on tour for another year.” A source close to Perry says she and Orlando are spending a lot of time together and “open to seeing what happens.” Add to that the fact that Katy recently admitted to rekindling a romance after randomly texting an ex, and it’s pretty clear what’s going on here. So stop trying to give us the run-around, Katy. Also, while you’re at it, can you stop dispensing homespun wisdom like you’re sitting in her rocker and knitting a quilt in every damn interview? Let’s take a moment to remember the woman is only 32 years old! She’s talking about “blurred lines” in relationships like she’s too close to the sweet release of death to worry about labels. Helpful note for other folks in their early thirties: If your significant other asks you to define your relationship, don’t be all, “Well, I’m so old that the lines have blurred, ya know? Now be a dear and go stir me up some Metamucil.” That kind of talk literally only works if you’re Katy Perry. View Slideshow: 32 Hottest Katy Perry Photos of All Time

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Why Getting Undressed Is About More Than Just Shedding Your Clothes

See a sneak peek of MTV’s brand-new series ‘Undressed.’

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Get Fired Up With Thirty Seconds To Mars’ New Song

VMA performers Thirty Seconds To Mars released a new song, ‘Walk On Water.’ The powerful lyric video contains footage from Jared Leto’s upcoming ‘A Day in the Life of America’ documentary.

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Eclipse Overshadows the Nation, Twitter Trolls Donald Trump

For better or much, much, MUCH worse, Donald Trump is an historic President. Similarly, the total eclipse that overtook Earth on August 21, 2017 was an historic event. What happens when these two things come together? Social media makes many relevant jokes. To wit: 1. FAKE NEWS! Go ahead and stare away, #MAGA supporters. 2. Donald, Do NOT Look Directly at the Eclipse You’re too weak to do it, POTUS. Way too weak. 3. Thanks, Obama… … for nothing! 4. Nobody Knew! The same number of people knew that health care is difficult to pass. 5. Is That a Dare? Make it a Double Dare and you’re on! 6. I Will Do the Opposite! George Constanza tried doing the opposite for one day only. Trump tries to do the opposite of Obama every day of his life. View Slideshow

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Andrew Glennon: Who is Amber Portwood’s New Boyfriend?!

Last week, we saw something so wonderful and lovely and uplifting … We saw Amber Portwood canoodling with a guy who was most definitely not Matt Baier: meaning that there’s a good chance she’s finally done with that creeper. Of course, Matt is still running his mouth about Amber to anyone who will listen, which isn’t a great sign. But right now, let’s not dwell on the fact that Matt could slither his way back into her life at any time. Instead, let’s dwell on the new guy with the cowboy hat who seems to have Amber pretty darn smitten! So far, all we know about the guy is that his name is Andrew, and he’s 33 years old. He lives in L.A. and works in television production, and Amber met him when she was out there filming Marriage Boot Camp in June. We also know that he’s said to be filming for the upcoming season of Teen Mom OG, so that should be interesting. But thanks to a new report from E! News, we have a bunch of additional information about Andrew — for example, we now know that his full name is Andrew Glennon. While we knew that he met Amber while she was in L.A. filming Marriage Boot Camp, this new report claims that he was actually working on the show. A source explains that “It makes sense Amber and Andrew grew close during filming.” “Her relationship with Matt was in bad shape and when you’re shooting a show like this where there is a lot of heightened emotion, participants bond with the crew.” But even though they “grew close” while she was filming the show with Matt, “nothing happened” during that time. The source insists that “she didn’t cheat.” What happened was, while they were filming, “Andrew noticed Amber before she noticed him,” he waited until filming had ended before he reached out to her. When he did, “She and Matt were broken up and she invited him to come visit.” Just a few weeks after that, he did come visit, and “he’s been with her ever since. It’s been a longer stay than either of them expected.” And see, that part is a little weird, because that’s exactly what Matt did — he came to visit and he never, ever left. Filming ended at beginning of July, so if he came to visit after that, that means he’s been staying with her for nearly a month. Like, Amber, girl, it’s OK to take things slow sometimes. It is possible to form a serious relationship without moving your boyfriend in immediately. He’s able to spend so much time with her because, although he does have a steady career in production, he usually works “gig to gig.” He’s also “a little bit nerdy,” but Amber “likes that about him. She sounds very happy.” She also “loves” that he’s “really tall, well over 6 feet.” Well, if he’s really tall, why wouldn’t she move him in after the first date, right? We’re happy for you, Amber, but just take it easy. That’s all. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!

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Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve.. I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless. The post Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve.. I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless. The post Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Peter Kraus: We Need to Talk About His Abs, Folks

We’ve done a terrible disservice, to Peter Kraus but also to his fans. Sure, we’ve spoken plenty about how he should absolutely be the next Bachelor . We’ve talked about how charming and sincere here is. What we haven’t done, however, is give sufficient time and attention to Peter Kraus’ abs. And that’s on us. We’ve mentioned that a major asset of Peter Kraus’ that made him such a stronger contender on The Bachelorette and that should make him such an obvious choice for The Bachelor is that he’s handsome. Photos of him speak for themselves in that regard, but what if someone with impaired vision has their computer read them posts on Peter Kraus? They deserve to know . But his soulful eyes and powerful jawline and winnin, gap-toothed smile don’t tell the whole story. For the whole story, you need to see this man in all of his glory. This is a guy who did modeling before he became a fitness trainer, and it shows. We included this photo when we wrote about Rachel Lindsay claiming that Peter Kraus is manipulative , but we didn’t talk about it. This photo: We included it in the post like it’s just a selfie that he snapped at brunch or whatever. We didn’t give it any time or attention. That’s basically a crime. He shared that inescapable thirst trap on Friday. It’s the kind of pic that might kill you — but it’ll also bring you back to life. And while we’re talking about Peter Kraus photos, well … there’s this: This photo has abs and thighs, giving fans and followers a jaw-dropping double-dose. The pic is also very reminiscent (though probably by accident) of a particular screencap from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt that PC Gamer’s Twitter account uses every single time that they write about The Witcher . They do this to troll insecure followers who didn’t like the particular photo of Geralt in a bathtub. It’s hard to imagine this photo of Peter Kraus eliciting any complaints, though. He should just do commercials where he’s posed like that and selling a product. Any product, really. Watch the sales go up. Any viewer would be thoroughly entranced. And here’s one that we included on our list of reasons that Peter Kraus should absolutely be the next Bachelor. It’s almost enough to make you wonder why we bothered having anything else on the list. Obviously, as we’ve mentioned, Peter has a lot more going for him than his shockingly chiseled body or his dazzling good looks. And those will be major assets for him, wherever his career takes him next. (Hopefully he’ll play the lead on  The Bachelor , though he hasn’t yet said if he’d agree to be the Bachelor ) Personality matters when you’re choosing someone with whom you might potentially spend the entire rest of your life, so it’s a huge deal on a show like The Bachelorette . But most people don’t have the option of dating Peter Kraus, on or off of television. Most people only see him through a screen. So, though the Bachelor Nation already knows endless reasons why Peter is lovable, it helps to be reminded of exactly what a spectacular catch he is. You’re welcome, basically. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Fans to Rachel Lindsay: Do NOT PICK Bryan Abasolo!

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Peter Kraus: We Need to Talk About His Abs, Folks

We’ve done a terrible disservice, to Peter Kraus but also to his fans. Sure, we’ve spoken plenty about how he should absolutely be the next Bachelor . We’ve talked about how charming and sincere here is. What we haven’t done, however, is give sufficient time and attention to Peter Kraus’ abs. And that’s on us. We’ve mentioned that a major asset of Peter Kraus’ that made him such a stronger contender on The Bachelorette and that should make him such an obvious choice for The Bachelor is that he’s handsome. Photos of him speak for themselves in that regard, but what if someone with impaired vision has their computer read them posts on Peter Kraus? They deserve to know . But his soulful eyes and powerful jawline and winnin, gap-toothed smile don’t tell the whole story. For the whole story, you need to see this man in all of his glory. This is a guy who did modeling before he became a fitness trainer, and it shows. We included this photo when we wrote about Rachel Lindsay claiming that Peter Kraus is manipulative , but we didn’t talk about it. This photo: We included it in the post like it’s just a selfie that he snapped at brunch or whatever. We didn’t give it any time or attention. That’s basically a crime. He shared that inescapable thirst trap on Friday. It’s the kind of pic that might kill you — but it’ll also bring you back to life. And while we’re talking about Peter Kraus photos, well … there’s this: This photo has abs and thighs, giving fans and followers a jaw-dropping double-dose. The pic is also very reminiscent (though probably by accident) of a particular screencap from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt that PC Gamer’s Twitter account uses every single time that they write about The Witcher . They do this to troll insecure followers who didn’t like the particular photo of Geralt in a bathtub. It’s hard to imagine this photo of Peter Kraus eliciting any complaints, though. He should just do commercials where he’s posed like that and selling a product. Any product, really. Watch the sales go up. Any viewer would be thoroughly entranced. And here’s one that we included on our list of reasons that Peter Kraus should absolutely be the next Bachelor. It’s almost enough to make you wonder why we bothered having anything else on the list. Obviously, as we’ve mentioned, Peter has a lot more going for him than his shockingly chiseled body or his dazzling good looks. And those will be major assets for him, wherever his career takes him next. (Hopefully he’ll play the lead on  The Bachelor , though he hasn’t yet said if he’d agree to be the Bachelor ) Personality matters when you’re choosing someone with whom you might potentially spend the entire rest of your life, so it’s a huge deal on a show like The Bachelorette . But most people don’t have the option of dating Peter Kraus, on or off of television. Most people only see him through a screen. So, though the Bachelor Nation already knows endless reasons why Peter is lovable, it helps to be reminded of exactly what a spectacular catch he is. You’re welcome, basically. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Fans to Rachel Lindsay: Do NOT PICK Bryan Abasolo!

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Peter Cvjetanovic: Charlottesville Nazi Swears He’s Not Racist

If you’ve been anywhere near social media in the past three days, then you’ve no doubt heard about the horrifying events that took place in Charlottesville, Virginia over the weekend. Bearing lit tiki torches (as though they’re not easy enough to make fun of without the Pier One props), dozens of white nationalists (read: Nazis) took to the streets in order to spread fear and racial hatred. The protest soon turned violent, resulting in a shocking act of terrorism that c laimed the life of counter-protester Heather Heyer and injured 19 others. We know that James Alex Fields Jr. was the man who drove his vehicle into the crowd, killing Heyer, but not surprisingly, there’s been a concerted effort to put names to all of the hateful faces who helped create the tragic situation in Charlottesville. The aptly-named Twitter account @yesyoureracist is spearheading a campaign to identify each of the citronella-scented bigots who assembled in Charlottesville to protest the proposed removal of a monument dedicated to Robert E. Lee. Perhaps the most famous photo from the incident is the above shot that shows one young man holding his torch aloft and screaming his message of hate. (The demonstrators reportedly chanted “white lives matter” and “Jews will not replace us.”) The man has now been identified as 20-year-old University of Nevada, Reno student Peter Cvjetanovic. Reached for comment, Cvjetanovic insisted that he’s not a racist, and offered up some BS about the importance of European culture as an explanation for his presence at the rally. “I did not expect the photo to be shared as much as it was. I understand the photo has a very negative connotation,” Cvjetanovic said in an interview with Reno’s KTVN-TV “But I hope that the people sharing the photo are willing to listen that I’m not the angry racist they see in that photo.” He went on to justify his awfulness with the type of explanation that’s sure to put him up there with Martin Shkreli as one of the internet’s most hated villains: “I came to this march for the message that white European culture has a right to be here just like every other culture,” Cvjetanovic said. “It is not perfect. There are flaws to it, of course. However, I do believe that the replacement of the statue will be the slow replacement of white heritage within the U.S. and the people who fought and defended and built their homeland,” he added. “Robert E. Lee is a great example of that. He wasn’t a perfect man, but I want to honor and respect what he stood for during his time.”  Shockingly, Cvjetanovic had no comment with regard to his feelings on other generals who are most famous for wars they lost or the importance of preserving the cultures of continents that aren’t populated mostly by white people. Thousands have called for Cvjetanovic to be expelled from the University of Nevada, but the school has yet to publicly respond. Meanwhile, the troll who likely blames his persistent virginity on people with darker skin is standing by his beliefs:  Charlottesville Rocked by Protests, Deadly Terror Act “I will defend tooth and nail my views as a white nationalist,” Cvjetanovic said. “I love my culture and will fight for it, but never in a violent way.” We’re living in frightening times. Stay safe out there, folks.

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