As we've said before, Kylie Jenner's new show, Life of Kylie, is pretty much the dumbest show in the history of television. It's so dumb that you can actually kind of feel your brain cells dying off while watching it. And it hurts. It's not that we really have anything against Kylie — with her sizzling selfies and her never-ending circus of drama, not to mention all the fun we have speculating on her plastic surgery , we actually love her. But the kind of things she chooses to film for the show, it's just … it's hard to watch. For example, remember when she cried about how hard her life is because people say things about the selfies she chooses to put on the internet? Or when she cried about how she was too busy being rich and famous to go to prom ? Or when she cried about how everyone copied her in having fun hair colors? Life of Kylie basically seems to be comprised of different scenes of Kylie complaining about various things, and it's just not the kind of drama we were hoping for. And, in a new sneak peek for this week's episode, the girl is just proving us right. In the clip, Kylie and a couple of her friends visit the butterfly exhibit at the London Zoo … which is an odd choice, considering that Kylie is sincerely terrified of butterflies. And we're not making fun of her for being afraid of those cute little critters. You can't help what scares you, after all. But what we can make fun of is the choice she made to visit an exhibit specifically for butterflies, and then to film it and air it on national television. “Butterflies are just a part of the secret of Kylie,” she reveals to the camera after the zoo visit. “It's kind of just ironic because I'm terrified — terrified — of butterflies.” What's ironic about it? She never really explains it. She does, however, explain that if you cut a butterfly's wings off and just look at its body, “they're not that pretty.” In all her infinite wisdom, she tells us that a butterfly is “literally a bug.” How has this girl survived for 20 years? Watch the nightmare come alive in the video below:
Stephanie Seymour is naked in some magazine in 2017, like it was the 90s when she was breaking up Guns and Roses… It’s nice to see that she’s not out there fucking her son, like she has in the past, if you remember the pictures of him with a boner on the beach with her, you know because mom knows best…. She’s probably a destroyed emotionally, she’s probably been beat up on so many levels from the model rockstar life in the 90s, but it looks like her fake tits have survived…with the help of photoshop!! GOOD TO KNOW!! The post Stephanie Seymour Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne never ending stream of her life because girl is so hooked to fame, attention to herself, being the star of her show, that she runs and directs and stars in like a Mel Gibson movie you can jerk off to, while designed to feed her ego.. It’s just a weird fucking social experiment, some JennyCam shit, only the 2017 version where everyone can do it….so weird….but I like it…even when she jacking up her pimple face.. The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
After that big veto ceremony left Matt and Raven on the block, it was evident that there were going to be fireworks on the latest episode of the CBS hit. When the tense episode got underway, Jason went straight into the storage room and questioned the decision he had just made. Alex followed him and said it was always going to cause a fight. While they were in there wondering what they could do, Matt and Raven were in the Kitchen yelling because they were apparently blindsided. Paul took Raven outside to cool off and let her know he was there for her. He was using her shock to his advantage so she would remember that he was there for her when Jason stuck the knife in. Matt stayed inside and yelled about Jason being a “punk bitch.” When Jason made his exit from the storage room, Matt was outside with Raven, so he went to the door and put his ear to it to see if he was still the hot topic around the house. He was. Matt made his way inside and called Jason out for hiding and kept calling him names. “I never expected a cowboy like you to be a p—y like that,” he yelled. Here’s the thing with Matt: He has played ZERO game. He has spent the summer with his face inside a bowl of cereal and canoodling with Raven. Maybe if they actually WON a competition or spoke to the other houseguests, they would have been safe. Instead, they wanted to blame everybody but them. At the end of the day, they are both cowards and have stated many times they wanted to make it to the jury. Maybe the common word around the house is that Paul is winning, so they are all settling for the jury. It’s sad seeing all of these idiots give up and not play the game. Matt was even down for throwing his life in the game away to save Raven. Like, does he not know $500,000 is at stake? Why would you give up your shot at that money for someone you barely know? Matt then tried to move the target on to Kevin … and it worked. He asked Kevin about the hinky vote last week. We all know it was Alex and Jason who voted against him. Kevin swore on his kids that he did not vote against Matt. And, the cookie crumbled for Christmas when she argued with Kevin. She asked him about going to the pool, and she got pissed that he asked her the same thing. However, Josh joined in the conversation and asked about the $25,000. It got tense, but Kevin refused to swear on his kids again. This confirmed to Christmas that Alex was the other vote with Jason and it made her realize they are more dangerous than they get credit for. Sometime later, Kevin went to speak to Matt, and Paul noted that Kevin does this every week when someone is about to be evicted. He makes friends with them so that he has a jury vote. This successfully turned the rest of the house against Kevin, and Kevin knew when Josh started piping up that it was all part of the mob mentality to rattle him. When it came to the eviction, Matt was given a penalty vote for not following the have not way of life, and was evicted by a landslide. I just can’t with this guy. He has got to be one of the worst players… ever. He almost made Julie fall off her chair laughing when he said that Raven was one of the best players of the game and that she could win. “Do you really think she has a shot to win? She hasn’t won anything,” the host said. As if that was not bad enough, we did not even get to see the HOH competition play out. The rain in Los Angeles was just too much of a risk. Raven still did not have waterproof makeup, so that was that. What did you think of the latest episode? View Slideshow: Big Brother Winners: RANKED!
Source: Tasia Wells / Getty Kenya Moore is over people sticking their nose in her personal life — so much so that she took to social media to issue a stern warning to her haters. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star wants people to stop telling lies and spreading rumors about her marriage to new husband Marc Daily . On Thursday, Kenya posted a cryptic message on Instagram letting it be known that ”My marriage and my life will not be made a mockery of.” The former Miss USA even threatened trolls with a lawsuit, writing, “Be warned, I’m coming for you and we all know how this will end for you,” Moore added. “I always have the last laugh. #lawsuit #receipts #reallove #DontF*ckWithMyFamily.” After a two year long tumultuous relationship with Matt Jordan , everyone was skeptical about Kenya’s new marriage when it was revealed that she tied the knot on June 10. Only time (or the next season of RHOA) will tell if this is the real deal for the reality star. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://globalgrind.cassiuslife.com” id=”4191403″ overlay=”true”]
Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian concrete block to become a “top” model I am a fan of her both pre and post opportunist uterus being put to good use…I mean why else do you have a uterus…to bring your stability in your life that’s been unstable…especially at 30…when it is theoretically coming to an end….even though she’ll keep looking good…it’s a Russian thing…the ugly ones all died off during communism and that’s why we’re left with these soulless robots and their seduction..half naked…money grubbing hustle… She’s on vacation, because her life is a vacation now.. The post Irina Shayk is on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Edita Vilkeviciute titty pic of the day because the world needs model tits – you know in this era of it just being rich kids with instagram follower tits – I like to revert back to an era where it was eastern european girl abducted by the sex trade, sold to the fashion industry, all while showing tit and making the people around her far richer than she made herself – but without them she’d just be in a cold water flat working as a cashier at the communist coop or cafeteria or some shit…making the life she lives so much more substantial than she ever thought it would be back when she did that casting in Lithuania… She’s older now, started at 16, knows the deal, and that’s showcase the tits in this tity loving world of free the nipple, we’ll all like staring enough to say “Edita Vilkeviciute has tits”…increasing her profile one fan who likes Edita Vilkeviciute tit at a time… The post Edita Vilkeviciute Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You know how Farrah Abraham is shamelessly plugging vaginal rejuvenation on Instagram? In addition to questions over why the 26-year-old would possibly need the procedure (leading some to wonder if she might be having incontinence issues), the fact that Farrah was posting about it at all stirred up controversy. Well, now Farrah’s responded to the backlash, so … brace yourselves. Okay, so as we mentioned, Farrah posted a little video of herself consulting with a conspicuously made up doctor who talked to her about the procedure. The procedure involves moving a wand of sorts in and out of Farrah’s vagina for several minutes. This isn’t the first time that Farrah Abraham’s gotten her vagina rejuvenated , folks. “What this does is distributes little wounds through radio frequency which kind of breaks up the collagen and forces it to restore during that healing process, so everything becomes tighter and you actually experience …” And then Farrah Abraham, to our cringing horror, says “Like I’m 16 again!” (Let’s not hold up 16-year-old girls as some sort of sexual ideal, because that is incredibly gross, folks) Folks on the interwebs did not hold back their thoughts about Farrah, either, even criticizing her in the context of being a mother. Though the procedure described was not surgical, one follower thought that it set a bad example for Farrah’s 8-year-old. “My god … poor little Sophia. A mother who ‘loves’ her body so much she altered every bit of it. Great example. I hope Sophia will grow into a strong and independent woman who does not need her ‘mother’ to be around.” Again, this is not the same as a boob job or a nose job, though there are surgical forms of vaginal rejuvenation. “Farrah why? I understand you’re a mom and need the procedure for personal reasons but why make it public? Have respect as a mother for your child and for others.” As we mentioned, though vaginas almost always revert to their previous size after childbirth, the treatment that Farrah received could be used to attempt to treat postpartum incontinence. Another was perplexed why a woman Farrah’s age would need any sort of “rejuvenation.” “Aren’t you like 25? Why do you need this?” Farrah is 26, but that is “like 25” and the question remains reasonable. But Farrah spoke out against the controversy that she herself created with her posts. “My lady parts are happy.” How nice for them? “I don’t know. I just like to share things, especially if it’s good and health related and I don’t know. Today though it’s just about fashion, Sophia and I’m just proud of this little baby boss.” Before she deflects to her daughter (yeah, we saw that), Farrah explains what looks like a clear advertisement as part of her fondness for sharing things. One, it was probably an ad. Two, it seems like she loves negative attention. “I think it’s just best to ignore negativity and only welcome positivity in your life and I think that shows for Sophia and hopefully myself over the years and I’m just really happy about that.” That sounds like a positive message. If you’re thinking that Farrah sounds like a great mom, though, remember that she admitted to forgetting Sophia in a store . Which is difficult to imagine. “I would say I do that by complimenting her and making sure she feels secure — whether it’s with her eyebrows or whatever it may be.” Didn’t Farrah pluck and wax her daughter’s unibrow when Sophia was still preschool aged? If Sophia has insecurities about her eyebrows, we think that we can identify their source. Now, there’s a lot to criticize about Farrah that’s totally fair game. But, though nobody wants to hear about it, she can alter her flesh prison as much as she likes. If we want to have choice words about Farrah Abraham, we can talk about how obnoxious she can be. Or about how she sets feminism back by another year every time that she tries to mask her Lena Dunham-like quest for negative attention by wrapping it in the flag of female empowerment. Or, better yet, you can raise hell about Farrah Abraham’s disgusting and racist antics on reality television. What she does with her vagina, though, is pretty much up to her. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Image via Ouzounova/Splash News Michael Vick Becomes The Newest Member Of Hatin’ A$$ Fox Sports Michael Vick was a hero to the Black community at one point. A shining star. A brotha who had been through a lot in his life, blew his chance at greatness and has been trying to build himself back up ever since. Vick recently made some comments about Colin Kaepernick , his politics and his hair that had us all looking at him like he was out of his damn mind. But this new news is just…gross. According to USAToday , Fox Sports has hired the embattled quarterback to be an on-air talent on their Sunday show, NFL Kickoff . “I’m very excited,” Vick told USA TODAY Sports in a phone interview on Friday. “Over the last seven or eight months, I’ve done a lot of interviews, and I think I’ve gotten better as I’ve been put in those situations more often. Things really came together (with Fox) over the last couple months. They have shows that I have always watched and admired. My friends and family are thankful and proud of me.” Sounds like the conservative corporate parasites at Fox heard Vick slam Kaep and got a lil’ bulge in their pants and pantsuits. Tap dancing for a check and joining a reality TV cast , huh? Mike must need this money BAD. SMH.
Back in March, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up after just a few months of dating. They announced the split in a surprisingly cordial joint statement that frankly felt way too polite. If two of your friends broke up in the same fashion, you’d be left thinking, Well, either they weren’t that into each other, or they’ll be smashing again before the year is out. It seems impossible that anyone could be enter into a relationship with Katy Perry or Orlando Bloom halfheartedly, so we should’ve predicted that the attractive A-listers would once again end up knockin’ boots. As recently as last week, it was widely reported that Katy was dating Robert Pattinson . The rumor appeared to be BS from the start, what with Pattinson being engaged to FKA Twigs , and all. This week, the rumor is that Katy is back with Orlando, and given her evasive answers on the topic in a recent interview, we can assume it’s legit. “Well, you know, I think people are in and out of your life,” Katy said, when asked about the recent photos of her and Bloom attending a concert together. “It’s nice to keep people you love around you. When you get older, lines get blurred. And you know what, I’m really busy. I’m about to go on tour for another year.” A source close to Perry says she and Orlando are spending a lot of time together and “open to seeing what happens.” Add to that the fact that Katy recently admitted to rekindling a romance after randomly texting an ex, and it’s pretty clear what’s going on here. So stop trying to give us the run-around, Katy. Also, while you’re at it, can you stop dispensing homespun wisdom like you’re sitting in her rocker and knitting a quilt in every damn interview? Let’s take a moment to remember the woman is only 32 years old! She’s talking about “blurred lines” in relationships like she’s too close to the sweet release of death to worry about labels. Helpful note for other folks in their early thirties: If your significant other asks you to define your relationship, don’t be all, “Well, I’m so old that the lines have blurred, ya know? Now be a dear and go stir me up some Metamucil.” That kind of talk literally only works if you’re Katy Perry. View Slideshow: 32 Hottest Katy Perry Photos of All Time
