Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain… From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts… I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud. Here’s a butt shot.. The post Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is there nothing that Farrah Abraham won’t do for attention? Whether it’s getting super racist on reality television or using her latest breakup to stir up sympathy, Farrah seems to need attention whether it’s good or bad and it’s clear that she’ll cross any boundary to get it. In her latest ploy, she got some procedures on her butt and on her vagina … and shared the photos with the world. Remember the good old days, when if you wanted to make yourself younger and more beautiful, you just bathed in the blood of virgins? Technology has improved … or at least changed those techniques. Which is great news for virgins everywhere. Farrah Abraham has already availed herself of several cosmetic procedures. She got her first boob job when she was 19, remember. (We say first because it was not her last — just a couple of years ago, Farrah Abraham got her third boob job , because that’s a great sign that someone’s healthy) She’s also had rhinoplasty. To her credit, she hasn’t been especially secretive about her cosmetic procedures. This time, she got vaginal rejuvenation … and got her butt tightened. To be clear, by “butt tightened,” we mean that she got the skin of her butt tightened. She didn’t get, like, steroids injected into her anal muscles (which is probably not a real procedure) or whatever. (As far as we know) The skin procedure is apparently called “Exilis,” according to RadarOnline ‘s source — RadarOnline is also the place where Farrah Abraham shared her procedure photos . “The procedure heats up the skin with radio frequency to tighten the skin and tissue,” their insider says. “It goes deep and gets rid of cellulite to make everything tight and firm.” If you don’t even like the sensation of holding a hot to-go bag on your lap during a car ride, this procedure might not be for you. It sounds like the sort of thing that you could have on other areas of skin, but Farrah seems determined to make her ass as perfect as she can get it. (Aren’t we all?) And then came the vaginal rejuvenation, which sounds like an odd procedure to perform on a 26-year-old. “The procedure is performed with a wand that is inserted and moved back and forth for four minutes to tighten the walls of the uterus. It is beneficial for sex so you’re not wide. It also helps with moisture and lubrication.” Weird that it impacts the uterine walls, since there’s presumably no way that the wand is going past Farrah’s cervix. (Sorry; we’re many things but we’re not gynecologists) We’ll get to what are and are not factors in vaginal tightness in a moment, but that whole procedure sounds weird. Then, of course, comes the exterior vaginal rejuvenation. (Which, of course, doesn’t involve the vagina at all) “When the clitoris and outside lips are stretched out and long, it shrinks them and makes the vagina from the outside look youthful.” It’s normal for a clitoris to grow over time as you age, for the record. And while genitals may “sag” with age, some labia minora are just longer than others. But, hey, Farrah can make her genitals look however she likes. As for her bringing a camera into the room for the procedure … that’s almost unimaginably awkward. The photos don’t show any sexy angles or anything. You mostly just see Farrah smiling awkwardly while a young-looking technician, whose hands are hidden by a privacy cloth, appears to be manipulating the “wand” tool inside of Farrah. (We hope that her job pays enough) In a ludicrous claim made to HollywoodLife , Farrah’s ex, Simon Saran, says that he somehow deserves credit for Farrah getting that vaginal rejuvenation. “I don’t blame her, I’m very big. Wouldn’t be fair to the next guy.” So, you know how you put your hair up into a ponytail or a bun or something before sleep, but after what doesn’t feel like all that many uses, your hair ties start to loosen and they don’t grip your hair as well? Well vaginas work just like that. KIDDING! Vaginas aren’t hair ties, folks. The tightness of a vagina has to do with numerous factors, including biology and muscle tone and level of arousal. These are canals that can expel a literal entire baby and then shrink back to their previous size. Nobody human’s penis is going to wreck somebody’s hooha so bad that they just can’t recover. We don’t claim to have any special knowledge of Simon Saran’s penis in particular, but we’re always leery of men who seem to feel compelled to assure everyone that they’re especially well endowed. And by “leery of,” we mean that they are seldom to be believed. Pro tip for life: when someone boasts about something, that’s almost certainly an insecurity of theirs, whether it’s their wealth or dick size or how effective or otherwise their three-ring circus of a presidential administration has turned out to be. Now, Farrah Abraham has been through some genuine bad times. We’re all aware of her sad history of rape and abuse , and those monstrous acts can change you for the rest of your life. But as a celebrity — and, as we said, Farrah is 26 years old and, after doing a porn tape, is an adult celebrity in every sense of the word — Farrah has an obligation to think about the people whom she represents. That is: other survivors of rape and abuse. Farrah’s pattern of obnoxious statements and bad behavior don’t do anything to cast other survivors in a positive light. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
I have a big titty on 40 year old bitches fetish… It doesn’t have to be a celebrity 40 year old mom with monster tits… It can be any bitch in her 40s with big tits… I’ve been seeing so many of them, all womanly, pre menopausal, and I’m not sure if it’s just the hormones in the food or something like sluttier clothing, or girls giving it a shot before it is too late, or if I was just never open to big titty 40 year olds…as I had this cut off age of 24 and that made them invisible… That’s not to say I haven’t banged 40 year olds, or older, in my life, it’s just to say I either blocked it out and hated it or…just blocked it out…because with big tits usually comes gut, sloppy ass, and thighs… So seeing a 40 year old like Jessica Simpson, young billionaire, showing off tits at a kid’s birthday party, knowing the rest of her is fat…isn’t the hottest thing ever…but it is good enough for me…. The post Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Mo Sheen is the name of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter with Charlie Sheen, or some other Sheen, that is probably not HIV positive, but could be… She’s 18, going to college, and her mom was just recently stalked or had a stalker arrested because she doesn’t understand passion and excitement when it comes in the form of some socially awkward nerd, who coincidentally is 99 percent of her fan base… She’s was at Comicon / Aspergers Convention in Tampa fighting for her life because nerd fans can be weird… While her young daughter you’ll want to fuck, even if you’re not a Vampire Beckinsale fan, because she’s 18….showed off some cleavage…. I’m into the new generation, but historically, I have been the last 3 decades….so it’s not saying much, but it is saying – keep up the good whore pics. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
First comes love? Then comes marriage? Then comes a baby in a baby carriage? Not exactly. Not in this exact order for Jenelle Evans. The veteran Teen Mom star checked off the latter item on the list above before all others, as she’s the parent of three young kids: Jace, Kaiser and Ensley. But she’s all set to make her way back up the rundown in less than two months’ time. Indeed, Jenelle is getting married to David Eason! On September 23! And you know what that means, right? No pigs are not flying past your window at the moment. But with just a few weeks until her big day arrives, Evans has gone ahead and sent off invitations to her wedding guests, including good pal Tori Rhyne. Tori, in turn, has shared a picture of the invitation on Instagram, writing as a caption along with it: Finally got my official wedding invitation in the mail today to my best friend @j_evans1219 wedding. I had to take a picture because the card is soooo pretty and I’m so happy for her and David. Congrats babygirl, I can’t wait to see the day you finally get married and live a happy ever after kind of life. You deserve it! Love you! Eason popped his question back in February, not long after Jenelle gave birth to their baby daughter, Ensley Jolie, on January 24, 2017. He asked for Jenelle’s hand in holy matrimony while on a hike, dropping to one knee with MTV cameras (of course) present and gifting the love of his life with a pear-shaped diamond ring. “The engagement was definitely one for the books! His idea was so original and he left me speechless,” Evans has said, adding earlier this year: “He told me to look at the roses on the ground and asked if I thought they were pretty. Of course, I agreed! “Then he said, ‘These are for you!’ and I said ‘no!'” Not really, that is. Jenelle said yes. “As I looked over his shoulder, MTV was there behind the trees and I had no idea they were going to be there,” Jenelle explained. “He asked me to marry him and I said yes! “We were both in tears.” Along with her new journey of love, Evans says she’s embarking on a fresh start to life. She recounts in her new memoir how she nearly died of a heroin overdose and told Us Weekly in a new interview that she’ll never do this hard drug again. “I quit cold turkey,” Jenelle claims of this experience. “I just went to my mom’s house and rode it out. I started to go through withdrawals for the first time… “You can die from trying to withdraw on your own. I luckily did it safely.” Good for Evans, right?!? No matter what you may think of this Teen Mom, she does have children. Let’s hope she remains off drugs and ends up happily married to Eason for many decades to come. View Slideshow: Teen Mom 2: 19 Things You Don’t Know About The Moms!
Britney shares more with Instagram than workout videos and stunning selfies — she also gives fans and followers little peeks into her life. And you know who's part of her life now? Her needlessly handsome boyfriend, Sam Asghari. This new video has the two of them sharing a very cuddly moment while some very telling music plays, as you can see below: We are grateful every day for Britney, and it looks like Sam Asghari agrees. This unreasonably good-looking couple formed when Britney Spears and Sam Asghari started dating last year, though the world had to wait a little while before we got confirmation of the relationship. Since they started dating, we've seen snapshots of their sushi dates and some adorable PDA. We've also seen Britney dive off of his shoulders into a pool. (If you've ever had someone dive off of your shoulders, you know that it's not comfortable — it's good that he does it anyway) This new video is the couple's cuddliest yet. In this new video, we see Britney cuddling up to Sam Asghari through a very colorful and somewhat trippy filter. The song playing is “Mi Gente” by J Balvin and Willy William. Unless we've really forgotten everything since Spanish class, that song title just means “My Man,” which is pretty on-the-nose, right? During the video, Britney points affectionately to Sam and appears to be overwhelmed with something — perhaps embarrassment, which she should never feel for any reason. Britney captioned the video: “Me and my boyfriend.” Awwwww . She tagged Sam Asghari at the same time. You know, just in case there was some question. Sam Asghari shared the video at the same time, which is super cute. His caption was a little more personal: “Her smile makes me crazy.” (That's universal, right?) He followed that with a heart emoji and then he tagged Britney. That's all kinds of cute. They aren't just a cute couple — they're also a hot couple. Britney may be a 35-year-old mother, but she still has an incredible body, thanks to a dedicated fitness habits during her off season and her absolutely legendary performances on stage. In case the world has somehow forgotten, she uploads workout photos from time to time to make sure that we remember. Speaking of workouts, Sam Asghari is a model but also a fitness model and personal trainer. He appeared in Fifth Harmony's “Work From Home” music video and, of course, in Britney's “Slumber Party” video, because he's a beautiful man and music videos by gorgeous women need a little gender balance. Sam Asghari is exactly the sort of hunk that Britney deserves after all of the ups and downs of her life, you know? While we all want to congratulate her, it does seem like she has genuine feelings for her younger boyfriend. We can't even tease her for catching feelings with a guy who could easily have just been a boy toy, because it's so sweet and also because she absolutely deserves to be happy and to live her best life. You can't help but root for this couple. Look at their endearing video and try to tell us otherwise:
Last week, the music world was shocked by the news that beloved Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington had passed away at the age of 41. Shortly thereafter, investigators confirmed Bennington’s cause of death . Perhaps mimicking the recent suicide of his friend Chris Cornell , Bennington had hung himself in his Los Angeles home, where his body was discovered by a housekeeper. He died on what would have been Cornell’s 53rd birthday. Hundreds of thousands have paid tribute to Bennington online, including many of the famous friends he made over the course of his 17-year music career. Today, the singer’s grief-stricken widow made her first public statement since Bennington’s passing. Her words reflect not only her own heartbreak, but also the grief endured by those who knew Bennington best, including his six children. “One week ago, I lost my soulmate and my children lost their hero – their Daddy,” Talinda Bennington wrote. “We had a fairytale life and now it has turned into some sick Shakespearean tragedy.” Talinda went on to say that she hopes her love for her children will sustain her through this incredibly difficult time. She also reminded fans that their words of support are deeply appreciated. “How do I move on? How do I pick up my shattered soul? The only answer I know is to raise our babies with every ounce of love I have left,” Talinda stated. “I want to let my community and the fans worldwide know that we feel your love. We feel your loss as well. My babies are so young to have lost their daddy. And I know that all of you will help keep his memory alive.” She concluded with a tribute to her departed husband that’s sure to leave many fans in tears. “He was a bright, loving soul with an angel’s voice,” Talida wrote. “And now he is pain-free singing his songs in all of our hearts. May God bless us all and help us turn to one another when we are in pain. Chester would’ve wanted us to do so. Rest In Peace, my love.” Bennington’s family members have stated that while they appreciate the well-wishes from fans, they plan to lay the singer to rest in a private ceremony. Our thoughts go out to Chester’s loved ones during this difficult time. View Slideshow: Chester Bennington: Celebrities React to Singer’s Shocking Suicide
Look, we all know Adam Lind is a garbage person. Not a person whose job it is to collect trash — no, those people are fine citizens who perform an important service for society. Adam Lind is a garbage person in the way that he may literally be made of garbage . He’s that awful. We don’t have time to recount all the many, many ways in which he is the worst — no one has that kind of time. But just to do a quick recap, he’s failed a drug test earlier this year when he was found to have meth in his system , and people in his life claim that he also does steroids. The mother of his second child has also claimed that he’s killed her puppies , and that he’s been abusive towards her in the past. On top of all that, he’s one of the worst parents in Teen Mom history. And right now, we’re going to focus on that last bit. Though we’ve seen many, many examples of Adam being a bad father on Teen Mom 2, perhaps the most heartbreaking example was when he stood up his daughter, Aubree, for a dance . Last year, Aubree’s school had a special father-daughter dance, and she got permission from her school to bring both Adam and Chelsea Houska’s then-boyfriend, Cole DeBoer. (She wanted Cole to come along because while Adam is her father, Cole is her “other daddy,” as she explained at the time.) Ultimately Adam didn’t show up at all, and he didn’t call or text, either, so Cole took Aubree by himself. The next time the poor little girl was with her dad, she asked him why he didn’t show up for the dance, and he told her he was busy practicing for a weight-lifting competition. Pathetic, right? And now, thanks to a bittersweet Teen Mom 2 sneak peek, we know that Adam missed this year’s father-daughter dance , too. The clip starts with Aubree and Cole riding around in his truck, and he asks her “Are you ready to go dancin’?!” “I didn’t know it was tonight,” she tells him, and he confirms that the father-daughter dance is indeed that night. “Better bring your dancing shoes, ’cause it’s on,” he says. Did we mention that it’s physically painful how adorable Cole is ? Later that day, we see Aubree and home with Chelsea, and Cole brings in two bouquets of flowers for his stepdaughter. One of Chelsea’s nieces is there too, and it looks like her father, Randy, is accompanying her to the dance. Chelsea asks Aubree if she can see her dance moves, and she obliges, then Chelsea shows off her moves, and all the while little baby Watson is chilling in a baby swing. Randy even gets in on the dancing, too! Cutest Teen Mom 2 clip ever? It’s a solid possibility. It’s also pretty telling that this time around, there’s not even a mention of Adam. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?! Cole steps up for Aubree, just like he’s always done, and it’s not even an issue. Which, on one hand, is great for Aubree. But on the other … man, how is Adam this big of a douchebag?
Earlier this week, something very bizarre but very intriguing happened … Blac Chyna, Tyga, and Lamar Odom hung out . Together. In the same location. It sort of makes sense for Chyna and Tyga to be spotted together — they do share a child, after all, and there’s always the possibility that they’re actually mature parents capable of getting along for the sake of their son. But throwing Lamar in there makes it seem like they were attending some sort of support group for Kardashian cast-offs. In reality, they were at a launch party for some app. But isn’t that first thing so much more fun to think about? And, according to a new report from Hollywood Life, Chyna did take the unique opportunity to be crafty and conniving. “Blac got Lamar’s number and she plans to use it,” a source claims . Use it for what, when she needs something off a high shelf? Not quite. “She wants to get together with him and figure out how he can help her — she’s going to pump him for as much information as she can,” the source explains. Because remember, Lamar used to be extremely close to none other than Rob Kardashian — Chyna’s ex and the subject of her nasty new legal battle . The source also says that “She’d love to hang out with him again, too, just because she knows it will mess with Rob.” Another source says that she’s definitely still with that new man of hers , but “she’s very calculated,” and she’s not above “flirting” with Lamar to mess with Rob. And a person who attended that launch party claimed that “Lamar looked enamored with Blac and couldn’t stop checking out her revealing cleavage.” “They looked to be really close and comfortable with each other.” So if Chyna actually does plan on using Lamar in her epic feud with Rob, it seems like he might be receptive to her advances. Should be fun for the whole family — can you imagine Khloe Kardashian’s reaction if anything actually happened between Chyna and Lamar? Meanwhile, yet another insider says that Rob is “a very emotional guy,” and even just seeing Lamar and Chyna hanging out together “is like a knife in the heart.” Additionally, “Rob can be very paranoid at times and this has got his head spinning out of control. He’s imagining all the things they’re talking about and plotting behind his back.” Apparently Rob is “convinced that Chyna is going to let Lamar on her side and find a way to use him in her advantage in the custody case.” Which isn’t great, because Lamar and Rob used to live together, and he’s seen Rob “at his very worst.” This source says that Khloe is telling Rob that Lamar wouldn’t do that to him, and “yes, he put her through hell but that doesn’t mean he’ll do the same to Rob.” But that doesn’t mean that Chyna won’t try to get her claws in the guy. This whole thing is just so spectacularly messy, right? It’s messy in a way that only the Kardashians can be. And honestly, we can’t wait to see how it all plays out. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
So hey, just for a fun little change of pace, why don’t we try to say some nice things about Jenelle Evans? Show her a little love for once. For example, she’s really pretty, isn’t she? She’s managed to keep the two children she has custody of alive and healthy for their entire lives. Oh, and here’s a big one: she used to do heroin a lot , but now she doesn’t, and that’s pretty impressive. See, isn’t positivity fun? And seriously, she really does deserve respect for how far she’s come from where she used to be. In her book, Read Between the Lines: From the Diary of a Teenage Mom, she revealed that there was a period in time not too long ago when all she did was smoke weed and do heroin . This was, of course, during the infamous Kieffer years. One time, she said that she passed out and woke up later lying on the floor, and “I had no idea how long I was out or what I did during that time.” “It was scary, not knowing.” Yeah, we imagine. And in a new interview with Us Weekly, Jenelle is opening up even more about those dark times. To start, she recounts that scary heroin incident one more time, saying “I basically blacked out and woke up not remembering anything.” “I was appalled — I couldn’t believe that happened. I really was so close to dying.” After that, she called her mother, the long-suffering Barbara Evans, and asked her to come pick her up, which she did. “I quit cold turkey,” Jenelle claims. “I just went to my mom’s house and rode it out. I started to go through withdrawals for the first time.” “I didn’t know it would be like the worst flu I’ve ever had for seven days. First, you have insomnia, then you can’t eat, then you have panic attacks, then hot and cold sweats for a week, uncontrollable shaking and your joints hurt.” “You can die from trying to withdraw on your own,” she adds. “I luckily did it safely.” “But I said to myself, ‘I’m done. I can’t ever go through this again.'” And that, kids, is just a short list of reasons why you should never, ever do heroin. It’s also a little confusing, because she did heroin when she was with Courtland Rogers too, right? And she was with Courtland after she was with Kieffer, and she moved on to Nathan Griffith pretty fast after dumping Courtland. But we all know by now that Jenelle is a fan of rewriting history, so it’s hard to tell what the truth is here — let’s just let her have this one. Admirably, Jenelle also says that she wants to “bring attention to how severe the heroin epidemic is. It’s horrible. It is like a disease and needs to be treated like it.” She adds that she was originally “I was afraid to speak out and tell people that I was on drugs. People were accusing me of it, but I just thought, ‘Oh, they don’t know me. I have it figured out.'” “I was in denial.” Thankfully she stopped with denial, at least about the drugs, and she’s obviously doing much better now. But how about her relationship with poor Babs ? “I told her, ‘If you want to be in my life, you can give me back my son and we can start from there,'” she says. “I can’t stand that a mother would do this to her daughter. I lost all respect for her.” Where’s the eye-roll emoji when you need it, right? About all the rumors about Jenelle being pregnant with her fourth child , she says that she’s actually “planning to get my tubes tied as soon as I get the time.” She’s “75% sure” she’s going to get that done, “but I don’t want any more kids. The shop is closed for business!” Finally, when asked how her life has changed since she began filming Teen Mom 2, she says that back then, “I watched myself really running with a bad crowd.” View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know! “Now I’m settled in my house, I don’t go out partying. I’m not a bad kid anymore.” And thank goodness for that.
