Anyone who thinks parents and technology don't mix needs to rethink life, 'cause these texts prove that dads have it down pat. In fact, if your father is not a big texter, it might be worth getting the old man a new phone for Father's Day for the comedic potential. From bad jokes and hilariously juvenile references to autocorrect fails we can all relate to, these exchanges will leave you ROFL 24/7. And hopefully double checking the recipient before hitting send. 1. Get Some 8====D We’re definitely smiling right now. 2. Take What For a Ride? Great as that comeback by Dad was, we’re calling BS on this one. No one asks to go “for a ride” in a kayak. 3. Those … We can only imagine the term of endearment used here. 4. A Load of Lauren Is she hot? Regardless, she’s a better option than men, who are all pigs. 5. You Are LAME Dads are not afraid to tell it like it is. 6. Parental Stamp of Approval That story was so great, this father couldn’t stay mad. View Slideshow
Anyone who thinks parents and technology don't mix needs to rethink life, 'cause these texts prove that dads have it down pat. In fact, if your father is not a big texter, it might be worth getting the old man a new phone for Father's Day for the comedic potential. From bad jokes and hilariously juvenile references to autocorrect fails we can all relate to, these exchanges will leave you ROFL 24/7. And hopefully double checking the recipient before hitting send. 1. Get Some 8====D We’re definitely smiling right now. 2. Take What For a Ride? Great as that comeback by Dad was, we’re calling BS on this one. No one asks to go “for a ride” in a kayak. 3. Those … We can only imagine the term of endearment used here. 4. A Load of Lauren Is she hot? Regardless, she’s a better option than men, who are all pigs. 5. You Are LAME Dads are not afraid to tell it like it is. 6. Parental Stamp of Approval That story was so great, this father couldn’t stay mad. View Slideshow
For a change, Kim Zolciak is not using the power of social media to show off her body or push any unhelpful products. Instead, the Bravo reality star is taking up a cause on Instagram that’s far more important than tummy tucks or breast enhancements: She’s paying tribute to her husband and giving fans an update on her son. Over the weekend, we reported on the frightening story that Zolciak’s four-year old son, Kash, had been attacked by a dog and hospitalized as a result of his injuries. “I don’t know where to start,” Kim wrote at the outset her Instagram post on the subject, adding: “The last 14hrs of our lives has been a living nightmare. “My sweet @kashbiermann was bit by a dog and had very traumatic injuries. I’ve never prayed so hard, or been so scared in my life. “My husband, our daughters, Kj, Tracey, his nanny, Michael Beck and everyone close to us all pulled us together and held each other up.” Kim then shared the following photo of husband, Kroy Biermann, and their young child in the hospital: Heartbreaking stuff. On Tuesday night, Zolciak shared a new picture of Kroy and Kash in the hospital, writing a caption that served as both a tribute to her husband and an update on her toddler. “I don’t know what I would do without you @kroybiermann,” Kim penned along with the following image. As you can see below, she added: “Kash just got out of surgery in this pic and he was heading to his room. He woke up looking for his daddy. “We left our house in such a hurry Kroy had no shoes on and I literally was half naked w/ deep conditioner in my hair…Those were the least of our worries.” Kim also noted that Kroy wasn’t the only one who has remained by Kash’s side throughout this horrible ordeal. The reality sensation also posted a moving picture of son K.J. holding the hand of his brother. “First and fair most THANK YOU for all your prayers,” she wrote as a caption to this snapshot. “They were heard and Kash is going home today earlier than expected. Thank you for all your comments, tweets, emails, and texts. We honestly felt all the positive energy you guys were sending and we couldn’t be more grateful. “Praying for a speedy recovery.” We all are. Even those who watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online and groan every time Kim comes on screen must be feeling horrible for her and her loved ones right now. Thankfully, Zolciak most recently shared a photo of her little boy sitting up in bed and played video games, writing along with it: “Kash is doing incredible!!” Phew. We’re so very glad to hear it. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
For a change, Kim Zolciak is not using the power of social media to show off her body or push any unhelpful products. Instead, the Bravo reality star is taking up a cause on Instagram that’s far more important than tummy tucks or breast enhancements: She’s paying tribute to her husband and giving fans an update on her son. Over the weekend, we reported on the frightening story that Zolciak’s four-year old son, Kash, had been attacked by a dog and hospitalized as a result of his injuries. “I don’t know where to start,” Kim wrote at the outset her Instagram post on the subject, adding: “The last 14hrs of our lives has been a living nightmare. “My sweet @kashbiermann was bit by a dog and had very traumatic injuries. I’ve never prayed so hard, or been so scared in my life. “My husband, our daughters, Kj, Tracey, his nanny, Michael Beck and everyone close to us all pulled us together and held each other up.” Kim then shared the following photo of husband, Kroy Biermann, and their young child in the hospital: Heartbreaking stuff. On Tuesday night, Zolciak shared a new picture of Kroy and Kash in the hospital, writing a caption that served as both a tribute to her husband and an update on her toddler. “I don’t know what I would do without you @kroybiermann,” Kim penned along with the following image. As you can see below, she added: “Kash just got out of surgery in this pic and he was heading to his room. He woke up looking for his daddy. “We left our house in such a hurry Kroy had no shoes on and I literally was half naked w/ deep conditioner in my hair…Those were the least of our worries.” Kim also noted that Kroy wasn’t the only one who has remained by Kash’s side throughout this horrible ordeal. The reality sensation also posted a moving picture of son K.J. holding the hand of his brother. “First and fair most THANK YOU for all your prayers,” she wrote as a caption to this snapshot. “They were heard and Kash is going home today earlier than expected. Thank you for all your comments, tweets, emails, and texts. We honestly felt all the positive energy you guys were sending and we couldn’t be more grateful. “Praying for a speedy recovery.” We all are. Even those who watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online and groan every time Kim comes on screen must be feeling horrible for her and her loved ones right now. Thankfully, Zolciak most recently shared a photo of her little boy sitting up in bed and played video games, writing along with it: “Kash is doing incredible!!” Phew. We’re so very glad to hear it. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
If you were worried that Charlie Sheen’s HIV diagnosis would cause the hard-partying actor to change his ways, fear not: Chuckles is still living the life of a jet-setting drug sponge, and he hasn’t lost his ability to narrowly avoid capture from international authorities like he’s James Bond … … If, at some point in his travels, James Bond had developed a serious taste for bath salts, of course. According to Radar Online, the Sheenius’ latest brush with the law took place at Brown Field Airport in San Diego, when his plane was forced to land for an inspection following a trip to Mexico, where Charlie had presumably devoted several weeks to scholarly research of the lifestyle of tequila worms. “Charlie was on his private plane coming back from Cabo San Lucas, where he’d been on a bender, and had to stop in San Diego for inspection,” a source close to Sheen tells the website. To the complete shock of literally no one on the planet, Sheen was more than a little tipsy during the search: “Charlie was hammered, and upon inspection, some sort of narcotic appeared to be found on board,” the insider says. Drugs ?! On Charlie Sheen’s private jet?! What’s next, evidence of corruption and incompetence in the Trump administration?! The tipster says authorities then “took all the bags off the plane, and had drug-sniffing dogs go through the plane and bags.” The insider adds: “A dog sniffed around one of the suitcases on the tarmac. The dog scratched on the case, and it was opened, but it was a false alarm.” A witness to the inspection says Sheen conveniently excused himself when the drug dog came on the scene: “Drunk Charlie scuttled off to the bathroom, saying he had to pee,” the onlooker tells Radar. “Charlie, who may have ditched the drugs in the bathroom, was relieved in more ways than one, and reboarded the plane.” “Relieved in more ways than one”! You slay us, source! Earlier this month there was talk of Sheen undergoing “life-saving” detox following a family intervention, but we think it’s safe to say the treatment didn’t stick. Either that, or Charlie is experimenting with a new form of sobriety that allows margarita-guzzling contests in Cabo. Now that’s a health plan we can all get behind.
from: fox5atlanta.com Ian Hopgood in many ways is like a lot of kids. He loves comics, he adores Marvel superheros, and he worships Black Panther. But in November his life changed making him different than most kids his age. He was diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor after his mother noticed some behavior issues in […]
Stephen Belafonte Gets Visitation Of Daughter With Mel B In addition to racks and racks of spousal support , Stephen Belafonte petitioned the judge in his divorce proceedings from “Scary Spice” Mel B to get joint custody of not only his own daughter with Mel B, but her daughter with Eddie Murphy as well. As you know, Stephen and Mel started dating while she was 5 months pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s daughter Angel, and the two got married just a month after she was born. As such, and with Eddie’s own spotty involvement in his daughter’s life, Stephen has been the only father she’s ever truly known. However, he’s also on the hook for years of physical and emotional abuse and intimidation of Mel B, so that complicates things — especially since there’s a standing restraining order to keep him away from her and all her daughters . Well, a judge granted Stephen visitation under VERY strict supervision — but only for his own daughter, 5-year-old Madison. As far as 10-year-old Angel Murphy Brown…the judge says he needs to keep his distance. Welp! It seemed like a stretch request anyway with all the abuse and sex extortion allegations floating around … Splash
Loni says she had the “time of her life” getting called all kinds of ham hock necks and roast beef burgers by a pettily pissed off K. Michelle last week. K. Michelle had some additional thoughts…but she kept her cool on Loni this time around…For the most part. Sis @LoniLove its cool dont open ur mouth 2ever shade or discredit me when im workin hard every day.Thats not what sorority sisters do — K. Michelle (@kmichelle) April 26, 2017 Sometimes people don't know any better. They seek shine in their shade. It's cool, remember u don't loose any blessings from it. ANY — K. Michelle (@kmichelle) April 26, 2017 The rocks people throw and hide their hands eventually build up and become the very walls of their own blocked blessings. Let them build — K. Michelle (@kmichelle) April 26, 2017
Emma Watson is in Interview magazine, I prefer her trying on BIKINI Pics from the other week. I guess she’s promoting feminism, or pay equity, or whatever her political agenda that is totally unrelatable because she’s some rich and famous child star really weird loyal fans who watched grow up before jerking off to her, sure they did, because they aren’t that weird…sure they aren’t….I mean any grown man watching Harry Potter thing is fucking creepy… That said, highlights of her interview include: “if I live in that fear, then my life as an artist, as a human being, really, is over. Ultimately, it will silence me, and it will silence what is in me — which I have yet to explore and uncover.” What? “The night before I gave my speech at the U.N., I was an emotional wreck. I thought I was going to hyperventilate,” “No one likes feeling vulnerable and uncomfortable and weak – But I really have found that it’s in those moments when I go there that there’s a kind of magic.” THANKS FOR THE NONSENSE…here are the pics. The post Emma Watson in a Photoshoot for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Over the weekend, reality personality and RnB singer Dave Dees celebrated the release of his new single “Jokes On YOU” in Atlanta. The “Dating Naked” star released a sexy tune with a touch of 90s RnB flavor. We were able to chat with Dave and a closer look into where he comes from and what’s next. Check out “Jokes On YOU” below, and more info on the young Ohio vocalist and let us know what you think! https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/jokes-on-you-new.mp3 BOSSIP: Where are you from? Dave Dees: I’m from Dayton, Ohio but played basketball at both Liberty University and Louisiana Lafayette. Now I live in Atlanta, so I’ve been all over the country. BOSSIP: How long have you been singing? D: I’ve been singing since I was a child. Music helped me cultivate my imagination. B: Why now, for your project? D: Now because it’s ready, I’m ready. It was a great learning experience for me. B: What was it like starring on “Dating Naked?” D: It was one of the most awkward experiences of my life, initially, then I tried to make the very best out of it. B: What do most people who saw you on the show say? D: Most people congratulate me or ask “what was it like being naked? etc etc”. A lot of times, people will look at me with the “I recognize you” face and I give them the “I don’t know what you’re talking about face”, then I try to get out of there before they realize where they know me from and ask “What was it like being naked on tv?” B: “Dating Naked” has since been canceled, are you surprised? D: I’m not surprised it was canceled. I think in today’s society EVERYTHING is a fad and gets old quickly. There was an initial “shock factor” to Dating Naked that I think is gone now, and people are looking for whatever the next fad is. B: Who would you collaborate with? D: I love to write. Lyrics and melodies come pretty natural to me, and to have the opportunity to write for some of today’s artists would be a dream come true for me! I wrote, arranged, and sang the entire project I’m about to release, and it’s been A LOT of work, but I’m proud of what I’m about to give the people! You can get Dave’s single HERE and follow him @davedees on social media.
