Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media a long time ago…It was very sad, but I’ve managed to power through…. She was the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that was all the fucking rage for a while, and may still be, but all the hot bitches were wearing it back when she was 12 and he was 40, because that’s the solid strategy for old rich dudes – as there will always be hot young girls willing to fuck them for the life…. Being rich and successful always leads to LOVE with any and all aspiring models trying to sleep their way to the top… And it works, because she’s made it to the top….And here she is showing some titties on the beach – like she was still and up and comer…even though she’s pretty much made it… FASCINATING… Here are some throwback pics of her tits… The post Censored Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titty Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos we got from Stella Maxwell last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.
All you young ladies trying to get followers on Instagram, let Emily Ratajkowski be your guide. Study and copy everything she does and hope one day that some douche pop artist puts you naked in a music video. After that, you will never have to work another day in your life. You’re welcome.
The days of getting one's favorite teacher a red ad shiny apple are apparently long gone. At least for one group of students in California. In the following video, we see a classroom in Edgewood High School in West Covina ad a teacher sitting in front of his desk. The teacher's name is Taylor Kerby and his students have pooled money together to present him with something very special. As the story goes, when school started a couple months ago, Kerby saw one of his students wearing some red Vans and noted that he wanted a pair too. They weren't something he would dare buy for himself, however. A few days prior to the holidays, however, his students thought it would be the ideal time to surprise him with his very own bright red pair of sneakers. And because cell phones were permitted in the classroom, we got to see Taylor's reaction to this gift. His EPIC reaction, we should say. Click PLAY below to see why this video has been shared over 50,000 times on social media. We can't get enough of it.
Aren’t weddings just the greatest? After all, a wedding is a celebration of true love , isn’t it? And there’s romance and lots of food, not to mention nudes and violent, destructive brawls involving all the wedding guests. Oh, wait, you mean those last two things aren’t typical? Well, y’all better tell these people right here: Fight Breaks Out at Wedding Yes, that’s footage from someone’s actual wedding reception. It’s total chaos, right? But how did they get there? How did such a special day devolve into such madness? Don’t worry, baby birds, we’ll feed you. OK, so the bride here, she’s had relationships with men besides the groom, right? That’s natural, there’s nothing wrong with that. But one of her former lovers had the grand idea to take an old, very explicit photo he had of the bride, make copies, and bring those to the wedding. This guy had photos of the bride giving him a blow job, and he handed one out to each and every table at the reception. And this is where the problems really start. Can you imagine? Seriously, just try for a minute. You’re at your big, fancy wedding in your big, fancy dress, you’ve hyped it up for months as the most important day of your life … And then some dude you used to date shows up to ruin the whole thing, maybe even your whole life. There are so many layers of embarrassment and shame (and, let’s be real, also some hilarity) mixed in here, right? It would be bad enough for your ex to crash your wedding, or for your friends and family to see you in such a compromising position, but throw all that together? It’s a mess, is what it is. And that’s not even touching how the photos basically caused this nice affair to turn into Rage in the Cage, just with less spandex and more formal wear. The Wedding Fight Intensifies! And come on, you know they’re not getting their deposit back, either. On the bright side … no, there’s no bright side here. This couple’s wedding was ruined, she might have deserved it, and it looks like nobody they know had enough sense to not get in on the Great Wedding Brawl of 2016. The Wedding Fight Gets Even Worse! At least it did look like a nice wedding, before the trashiness of these people crept in and destroyed it all. Moral of the story: don’t photograph or video yourself having any sort of sexual relations . No good can come of it. And if you absolutely have to, then at least have the good sense not to turn into a violent barbarian when it all backfires. View Slideshow: 17 Memorable Wedding Videos
Amy Schumer is most definitely not fat . But she is undoubtedly phat at the moment, at least in the eyes of her overwhelmed father. The talented comedian, actress and writer has made headlines for ensuring that Christmas came a few days early for her father, surprising him with a gift that he most certainly did not see coming: His very own farm. We mean this literally: His actual very own farm. The one he used to actually own. On Monday, Schumer shared a screenshot on her Instagram account of a FaceTime conversation she had over the weekend with her dad, Gordon. She captioned the photo with a simple sentence: “Today I bought my father’s farm back.” But it’s actually not that simple. It’s a bit more complicated and a lot more sentimental… When Schumer was just nine years old, her father was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. (Yes, this is where Schumer came up with the storyline in her hit movie Trainwreck, which featured Schumer’s character’s dad having the same illness.) As a result the ailment, the family went bankrupt, forcing them to leave the farm she loved as a child. Mostly loved, that is. Just not all the time. Schumer also posted footage on her social media page of a video of herself on the farm when she was very young. She wrote as a caption to the adorable sneak peek: “Video from the farm when I was running away in the cornfield and my dad was taunting me because I wanted him to come with me. “We lost the farm when we lost everything else. But today I got to buy it back for him.” Amy Schumer Farm Video Schumer has previously opened up about her father’s battle with multiple sclerosis, talking about the way in which she drew from her real-life experiences while writing the script for Trainwreck. The actress has said that humor was a major way her family got through the most challenging times. “In terms of my dad being sick, it was just confusing to me, especially the way MS works,” Schumer explained during her interview for ABC’s Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2015. She added late last year: “He was in physical pain. That’s when I kind of took the lead and took care of everybody in my family. I would keep them – I would keep everybody laughing.” View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer This isn’t the first time Schumer has been there for her dad in an unexpected and AWESOME manner. Earlier this year, she arranged for him to have a FaceTime conversation with “the love of his life,” actress Goldie Hawn. For real! A video posted by @amyschumer on Apr 27, 2016 at 1:21pm PDT And yet, somehow, through all of this, Amy Schumer haters still remain . Just because she is not a size two? To steal a word from our embarrassing President-Elect: SAD!
The Duggar Family Tree will officially grow yet another branch in 2017. Mere hours after we wondered whether or not Jill Duggar was pregnant with her second child, as the result of a seemingly hidden baby bump in a new family photo , the reality star has now come out and confirmed: She IS pregnant with her second child! Hooray! Jill and husband Derick Dillard will become parents once again in July of next year. “We are so excited to be expecting Dillard baby #2!” Jill and Derick told People Magazine of the big news, adding: “Children really are a wonderful blessing from God. Having Israel has been such a delight to us that we know a second sweet baby will only continue to add joy to our family. “We are thankful to God for this sweet child and we cannot wait to see her or him face to face!” It sounds as if the Counting On star is still in her first trimester of pregnancy. However, she may have felt a bit of pressure to make this announcement now because her allegedly expecting state has been a source of speculation for weeks. Back around Thanksgiving, for example, Jill posed for a cute photo with Derick. Instead of being impressed by the delicious dinner fare around the couple, though, most social media followers honed in on Derick’s strategic hand placement. He appeared to be shielding a baby bump from the camera’s view, as you can take note of below: “Jill Duggar looks pregnant. Seems every pic I see she’s larger than the previous one,” wrote an astute Internet user in response to the photo above. Many believed that Jill was planning to wait and reveal her pregnancy on the Counting On Season 3 premiere, but alas. Here we are now instead! About a year ago at this time, Jill said on an episode of her hit reality series that son Israel (pictured being OH SO VERY CUTE below) was ready to “ be a big brother,” implying that he was a tad selfish and telling viewers: “I think it will be good for him, too. He’ll learn to share.” View Slideshow: Jill Duggar Baby Photos The Duggars, of course, live to earn TLC strong ratings and to procreate. With this sperm-egg fertilization, Jill is joining her younger sister in expanding her family: Indeed, younger sister Jessa (Duggar) Seewald and husband Ben announced in August of 2016 that they will soon welcome a sibling for son Spurgeon, who is only 13 months. And don’t expect the baby-making or child additions to stop there! Derick also revealed last December that he and Jill have an especially personal and sentimental reason for wanting to adopt a child at some point in their lives. “My mom’s adopted, so it kind of hits home with me,” Derick said at the time. “We both think it’s a wonderful thing. We’ve talked about it a lot, and we’re definitely considering it.” View Slideshow: Duggar Family Members: The Official Power Rankings! TLC’s Counting On shifts to Mondays (at 9/8c) on January 16 when it returns with new episodes. What sort of storylines can we expect to see? The network is here with your first look at what’s on tap: Counting On Season 3 Trailer: Pregnancies! Weddings! COURTING! But that’s down the line. For now, it’s all about Jill and Derick and their life-altering news! Join us in sending them your very best wishes for a happy and healthy pregnancy and baby, won’t you?
We’re very glad to see that Paris Jackson is feeling better these days. The only daughter of Michael Jackson has really been through the emotional ringer since her famous father passed away, battling a substance abuse problem and even considering suicide. Back in September, Jackson shared a heartbreaking video of herself in tears, opening up about cyberbullying and the horrible toll it has taken on her. You should go watch it . Now, however, it appears as though Paris is on an upward trajectory in life. She has reconciled with her mother (who is sadly battling breast cancer) and she’s spending time with a relative you may not have even known she has. We speak of Macaulay Culkin, who is Paris Jackson’s godfather. No, really: Macaulay Culkin is Paris Jackson’s godfather! The former Home Alone star was famously close to Paris’ father, so we guess we shouldn’t be too shocked by this piece of information. But it still sounds weird, doesn’t it? Jackson and Culkin actually hang out a decent amount, with the former posting the above picture of the two joking around this fall to her Instagram page. And now Paris has gotten the attention of the Internet with a new image of Culkin, one in which she’s… … giving the child actor a pedicure? Apparently! “Model? nah i paint hipsters toenails for a living,” Paris captioned two side-by-side photos of herself giving Culkin a touching up with a dark pink or purple polish while he laughs. Culkin has remained close to Michael Jackson’s kids ever since the iconic entertainer died in 2009. And it’s clear that Jackson could use as much love and affection in her life as possible, based on what she said in the aforementioned YouTube video. “I don’t understand how there can be so much hatred in the world right now,” the teenager said at the time. She continued, sharing her past experiences of pain and suffering. “When I was 14 I got so much hatred that I tried to kill myself and I took, like, a two-year break from social media and then people asked me to come back, to make my Instagram public again, so I did. And nothing changed. “I’m just tired of it. I’m just really, really tired. And, I mean, I know I’m not the only one.” Of the victims of bullying, Paris concluded: “We got hearts and brains and feelings, and when you say damaging things like that to people, it f–ks ’em up.” Tragic stuff, wouldn’t you say? No one deserves to feel this way. So while we posted this story and this photo of Jackson and Culkin sort of as a joke, we very much mean it when we say we’re glad Paris has Macaulay. We’re glad to see her smiling. We’re glad to see her living her life to the fullest. We hope she continues to do so.
