Here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Romee Strijd , AKA one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models. And yeah, I know I say that about all their models, but what can I say? They’re all so damn hot, it’s tough to pick just one. But I guess if I had to, I’d go with… whoever sends me dirty selfies to my inbox first. It’s how I make all the difficult decisions in my life, actually. Sure, those car dealers thought it was weird, but hey, the Ford guy still won. » view all 31 photos
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lamar Odom Checks Himself Into Rehab One year after facing down death and permanent brain damage after his near-fatal overdose in a Nevada brothel , Lamar Odom has checked himself into rehab to get a handle on his drug issues . The news comes just five days before his divorce from Khloe Kardashian is set to become final . But as a source tells E!online , Lamar is really just trying to get well for himself and move on to a better level in his life: “It was his own decision. He wanted to work on his mental and physical health for the next chapter of his life. He has not fallen off the wagon, but he understands the importance of maintaining his sobriety.” That’s good to hear! Granted, Lamar has had a lot of setbacks on the road to finally solidifying his sobriety — including reports of binge-boozing and rumors of homelessness. But the source says that he’s definitely living well and is just focusing on his health right now. “Lamar’s not homeless. He has a nice place in California. He is doing well. He is determined to stay on the straight and narrow [path] and wants to be the best father he can possibly be and he is doing the work required to achieve that. It is not easy, but he is focused and determined.” We hope he can get well, once and for all this time… Splash
Liv Mathis was a Facebook friend for awhile, she still is and she’s incredible….So I feel like I know all about her life because I saw her move from South Carolina to LA to be a model in the past couple years…. I feel like she was all wholesome while making her transition from South Carolina to LA…and has slowly morphed into this…half naked instagramming for an instagram photographer…nipples everywhere because that’s the only way you get noticed when you’re a hot chick trying to get noticed…it is the model life…a life that’s actually a struggle because the world is full of hot chicks…especially LA…and I think she’s fucking amazing….I am a fan…..looking good girl…stop ignoring my DMs… The post Liv Mathis From my Facebook Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mehgan James Spazzes Out On Keke Palmer For Calling Her “Corny” Twitter is place for sharing information, jokes, opinions and sometimes, sadly, it’s also a place to ruin the lives. While benignly bingeing on old seasons of Bad Girl’s Club, Keke Palmer stepped on a landmine that she probably never saw coming. A fan on Twitter asked the pixie-cut cutie who her favorite cast member was and *BOOM!* Ashley really. Meghan just too corny, her and Julie to me are so weak https://t.co/nDlr4M87iK — K e k e (@KekePalmer) December 12, 2016 Keke must ain’t heard, these BCG chicks like Meghan James LIVE to snap, clap, pop, neck-roll and squawk at their opps on Twitter. You sound like a hater just saying https://t.co/P6my6i9kAW — Mehgan James (@MehganJames) December 12, 2016 Rather than fire back at Meghan, Keke went the other route. You know, that heisman-that-ho Yoda route… I'm so happy to be in the space in my life where I can accept that other ppl gonna always have their own feelings about me. — K e k e (@KekePalmer) December 12, 2016 Oh, but there’s more. MUCH more. Meghan-says-that-Keke-might-have-an-STD type more! Keep. Flipping. Images via Twitter/Instagram
Of all the celebs we cover here at THG, Farrah Abraham stands out as the young woman who always comes up with the best quotes. And by best, we obviously kind of mean the worst. Or both? It's all subjective, honestly. If you listen to Farrah ramble, rant, reflect or ruminate on something, you know what we mean. There is perhaps no single more predictable thing in the celebrity gossip world than Abraham running her mouth and generating headlines. So in celebration of this ongoing, amazing fact … Here are some of the most memorable (no dispute about that), and usually dubious (or that), things the Teen Mom star has ever said. From her younger daze to this week's Teen Mom OG reunion fight seen around the world, these pearls of wisdom are second to none. And yes, these quotes are all real. 1. Grab Life By the P–sy! “Should we have the first business man in history for president or should we have first women in history for president? For my daughter,… 2. Just a Cut Above “I get better treatment because I’m a hardworking business mogul and amazing mother who holds herself with respect and keeps production… 3. I Love You, But STFU “I love all of you people, I don’t give two drops of dried up pigeon sh-t on concrete how you feel about me.” – Farrah’s kind words for… 4. Not a Real Friend, But … “If I’m the only one that’s going to be honest and up front and give a real s–t about someone, I guess you can call me hateful, I’m… 5. High Road? Taken. “Look, I don’t make anyone run out there. I’m not going to play the high school game of ‘let me beat your ass.’ That’s where [my… 6. Better Off Alone! “I have a better life without them in my life. Even though I’m much separate and apart from them, they keep including themselves and… View Slideshow
Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring… It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Father Of Shot Reno High Schooler Says Knife Was Protection From Bullies Yesterday we reported that police in Reno, Nevada shot a 14-year-old Logan Clark in the neck when he refused to put down a knife that he was waving at his classmates. The boy is expected to survive, but his father says his son isn’t a raging lunatic with a big a$$ knife, he was just protecting himself from the school bullies. According to NYDailyNews : The boy’s father Justin Clark said on Facebook and said that his son “brought the knives because he was gonna b jumped and he was the school knew of this and failed to act.” His father wrote that his son was being bullied and “is not the kind to back down.” The family lawyer told CBSNews : “It was clear that the child was not being aggressive, but rather was trying to keep people away from him. He was not attempting to hurt people,” Must. Be. Mutha. F**kin’. Nice. Because we know good and damn well neither the father, nor the lawyer would be saying this if they heard about a black child who brought a strap to school talmbout some, “These ni**as was tryin’ to jump me, I was just protecting myself.” That said, daddy Clark believes the school should have only used the taser the on son, not the gun. Welcome to our life, daddy Clark. Image via Twitter
