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We can't decide if this is funny as hell or terribly disturbing. We knew we liked North West when she was caught giving her mom Kim Kardashian some major side-eye as the selfie queen sang in the car. But now her aunt Khloe Kardashian has taken an innocent photo of little Nori and turned her into a trash-talking ratchet biatch. In a new blog post entitled “Watch North Unleash Her Inner Diva,” Khloe utilizes the app “My Talking Pet” to manipulate North's mouth to appear as if she's going on a crazy, expletive-filled rant. “OMG, I’m obsessed with making these videos of my nieces and nephews saying the most INSANE sh*t!!!” writes Khloe. “I send them to Kim and Kourt in our family’s group texts and we can’t get enough, LOL. Damn, Nori, you savage!” Savage, indeed. In the vid, the two-year-old wears shades and spouts off on, I dunno, the people. This is a transcript of North's little made-up toddler tirade: “Do you know who my mama is? Do you know who my daddy is? That’s right, don’t make me check you. And do not make me take my shades off, because I will punk your f*cking ass. “I don’t think you know who I is. My name is North West, and I’m about to run this sh*t for the rest of my life.  “I am the head bitch in charge. You can take a seat. Actually, you can take a few seats, okay?! “Don’t even get me to start tripping out. And listen, do me a favor: Remember, don’t you ever come for me, unless I send for you. “Okay? Okay, okay, okay?” Um, okay. I suppose such a video might be hilarious if it was of, say, Jessa Duggar's baby Spurgeon, because it would stand in stark contrast to the family's super pious Christian beliefs and would never actually happen (heaven forbid).  But coming out of Nori's mouth leaves us feeling disconcerted because, frankly, this is precisely the type of tripe we hear from her father Kanye West a regular basis. Catching a glimpse of this apple possibly having fallen so close to that tree makes us brace for the future – and not in a good way. We've already seen North scowling like her dad in this side-by-side pic , and it was kinda cute, but we hope and pray she doesn't emulate his attitude. However, Khloe thinks the vid is totally boss, and plans to make more starring her other nieces and nephews.  “I’m definitely going to be sharing more of these with you guys — they’re too good to keep to myself. Get ready for some KoKo-fied Mason, Penelope, Reign and Saint vids!!!” We can't wait to see Penelope slurring her words like an alcoholic and Saint complaining about his baby weight while posing for a belfie. What do you think of Khloe's new video? 

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North West Curses & Acts Totally Ratchet in New Video by Khloe Kardashian