Dennis Smith, 27, was stopped by Miami-Dade County, Fla., authorities this morning and charged with possession of two KILOS of cocaine. But not before resisting arrest … and employing a most unusual tactic to avoid getting locked up by pretending to be actor Ashton Kutcher. After being forcibly extracted from his white 1985 Lamborghini, Smith told police he was Ashton Kutcher and that the drugs were just props. He would “sign free autographs” and cast them in his upcoming film The Cocaine Dealer as cops, the Florida man promised , if they let him walk. They were in Miami, which would make more sense than say, Omaha, but the eagle-eyed cops quickly noticed some holes in this tall tale. Chief among them? His driver’s license said Dennis Smith. “He said ‘some kids stole it from me,’” the arresting officer recalled of why the faux Kutcher said he had no ID with his “real” name on it. “And since he hates driving, he said never got another one and was instead just packing around his character’s driver’s license.” “Which, apparently, was another prop in the movie.” Smith continued to maintain his identity as Ashton and insisted that the “prop cocaine” was flour; it tested positive as cocaine in the police crime lab. He ranted, according to the cops: “Why else would they try to pin this on me? They’re jealous. It’s obvious by just looking at me that I’m Ashton Kutcher.” “The police must not like my movies or they’re simply jealous of my good looks and massive success as a major Hollywood talent.” Smith threatened that once he is released from jail he will file a lawsuit against the police department for false imprisonment … and sexual abuse. Just another day in the life of #FLMan. View Slideshow: Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories
There are so many women who are actually good looking… There are so many women who do good things in this life… There are so many women who are inspiring …. Then there’s Kim Kardashian…the woman who looks like a cartoon character, taking all their fucking money…as she continues to expose herself, and throw herself down the throats of America..because the media is just that pathetic and need a family like the Kardashians to focus on… These are apparently from her APP, which is a clearly a 2.99 a month porn app, a horrible fucking porn app, that apple will approve because KIm Kardashian makes them money and her porn is good business… Horrible… The post Kim Kardashian Releases New Topless Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gaby Diaz no longer thinks she can dance. Gaby Diaz knows she can dance. Representing Team Stage, Diaz was named the winner of this Fox competition on Monday night, receiving the most votes and walking away with $250,000 in grand prize money. Diaz also earned a cover shoot for Dance Spirit magazine, along with the chance to dance with Jennifer Lopez at her upcoming Las Vegas residency at The Axis at Planet Hollywood Resort Not too shabby, huh? “Being named America’s Favorite Dancer is a dream come true,” said Diaz, the first ever tapper to take the crown. “Knowing that so many people have appreciated my effort and enjoyed my work is the ultimate compliment, leaving me feeling very accomplished and proud of the work we all have done on this show.” Diaz defeated Hailee Payne, Virgil Gadson and Jana “Jaja” Vankova on the finale. “This has been one of the most exciting weeks of my life, ever,” said Stage Team coach Travis Wall, adding: “The dancer I believed in so much won this for Team Stage and herself. She is the perfect representation for SYTYCD – on and off the stage. “I didn’t know how it was going to end up, but I’m so happy with the results. I’m so proud of her!”
Gaby Diaz no longer thinks she can dance. Gaby Diaz knows she can dance. Representing Team Stage, Diaz was named the winner of this Fox competition on Monday night, receiving the most votes and walking away with $250,000 in grand prize money. Diaz also earned a cover shoot for Dance Spirit magazine, along with the chance to dance with Jennifer Lopez at her upcoming Las Vegas residency at The Axis at Planet Hollywood Resort Not too shabby, huh? “Being named America’s Favorite Dancer is a dream come true,” said Diaz, the first ever tapper to take the crown. “Knowing that so many people have appreciated my effort and enjoyed my work is the ultimate compliment, leaving me feeling very accomplished and proud of the work we all have done on this show.” Diaz defeated Hailee Payne, Virgil Gadson and Jana “Jaja” Vankova on the finale. “This has been one of the most exciting weeks of my life, ever,” said Stage Team coach Travis Wall, adding: “The dancer I believed in so much won this for Team Stage and herself. She is the perfect representation for SYTYCD – on and off the stage. “I didn’t know how it was going to end up, but I’m so happy with the results. I’m so proud of her!”
Shannon Lamb, the leading suspect in this week’s fatal Delta State University shooting, died Monday from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. The Associated Press was the first outlet to report the news. Lamb had recently been upgraded from a person of interest in the killing of history professor Ethan Schmidt and church outreach minister Amy Prentiss to the man suspected of pulling the trigger. After trying to flee from authorities who were following him as he was driving, Lamb was taken to a hospital in Greenville where he was pronounced dead. According to Charles Bingham – the police chief in Cleveland, Mississippi – officers in pursuit of Lamb heard a single gunshot and subsequently found Lamb’s body after they had closed in on him. Lamb, a geography teacher at Delta State University, allegedly killed Schmidt on campus and also took the life of Prentiss, in Gautier, Mississippi, a town located over 300 miles away from the school. He was living with Prentiss at the time of her murder. “We’re relieved that this tragedy is over,” University President William LaForge told The Associated Press. There will be no classes on Tuesday, though students have been invited to attend a vigil in honor of staff member Schmidt.
Shannon Lamb, the leading suspect in this week’s fatal Delta State University shooting, died Monday from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. The Associated Press was the first outlet to report the news. Lamb had recently been upgraded from a person of interest in the killing of history professor Ethan Schmidt and church outreach minister Amy Prentiss to the man suspected of pulling the trigger. After trying to flee from authorities who were following him as he was driving, Lamb was taken to a hospital in Greenville where he was pronounced dead. According to Charles Bingham – the police chief in Cleveland, Mississippi – officers in pursuit of Lamb heard a single gunshot and subsequently found Lamb’s body after they had closed in on him. Lamb, a geography teacher at Delta State University, allegedly killed Schmidt on campus and also took the life of Prentiss, in Gautier, Mississippi, a town located over 300 miles away from the school. He was living with Prentiss at the time of her murder. “We’re relieved that this tragedy is over,” University President William LaForge told The Associated Press. There will be no classes on Tuesday, though students have been invited to attend a vigil in honor of staff member Schmidt.
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