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Watch A Gorilla Cozy Up To A Stranger To Look Through His Phone

It turns out even gorillas are fascinated with iPhones.

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Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day

Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet.. So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters… The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait.. Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it… Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it… I’d rather be homeless. I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking.. The post Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guess The Fun Bags

This young lady has been the subject of outrage over the past few years for her consistently disrespectful cultural appropriation. Despite that, the folks in Hollyweird still found her fit to have her (and weird shoe designer Jeremy Scott) handprints permanently pressed into the concrete outside the TCL Chinese Theater in L.A. Ethnic ire aside, this broad is also know for her supple sweater puppets. Any idea who she is? Keep flipping to find out… Images via WENN

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And Another One: Dirty Dog Pastor Commits Suicide After Being Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack

Mississippi Pastor Commits Suicide After Being Outed In Ashley Madison Hack Dr. John Gibson, the pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Pearlington, Miss., and a professor at New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary’s Leavell College, has taken his own life after his e-philandering was exposed via the massive Ashley Madison hack last month according to NYDailyNews . His wife, Christi, found his body in their home along with a note: “He talked about depression. He talked about having his name on there, and he said he was just very, very sorry,” Christi Gibson said. “What we know about him is that he poured his life into other people, and he offered grace and mercy and forgiveness to everyone else, but somehow he couldn’t extend that to himself.” Cheating shenanigans notwithstanding, his family and friends really respected his guy apparently. Says his son at the memorial service: “My dad was a great man. He was a great man with struggles,” he said at the service. “My dad reached a point of such hopelessness and despair that he took his own life.” And daughter: “These were real people with real families, real pain and real loss,” Gibson said. “Nothing is worth the loss of a father and a husband and a friend. It just didn’t merit it. It didn’t merit it at all.” It’s gotta be incredibly hard to get outed in this way. With so many people watching and judging, but those who commit suicide as a result are just piling on the pain. The wife may forgive, the kids may forgive, hell, the church might even forgive, but ain’t no forgiving if you’re dead. Image via Facebook/CNN

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If Disney Characters Had Instagram, They’d Totally Overshare Like The Rest Of Us Do

But everyone is adorable, of course.

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If Disney Characters Had Instagram, They’d Totally Overshare Like The Rest Of Us Do

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Sit Down — This Word Is Even Harder To Pronounce

Watch a weatherman pronounce the 58-letter word like it ain’t no thang.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Sit Down — This Word Is Even Harder To Pronounce

Kourtney Kardashian Plastic Surgery Rumors Resurface: "Revenge Body" Real or Fake?!

Kourtney Kardashian’s utterly insane body makeover – as shown off proudly on her Instagram page – has made a lot of headlines. But is it all natural? Some recent photos of the reality star have fans wondering … View Slideshow: 17 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing Since ditching Scott Disick, she’s had the time of her life, seemingly relishing in every opportunity to show him what he’s missing on social media. According to rumors, however, that extra cleavage she’s showing isn’t an accident or simply the result of more racy photo selections to taunt Scott. Having (allegedly) had breast implant surgery once already, the source says, “Kourtney went even larger with her boobs that she did before.” “She really loves how they look right now. She used the same surgeon that the entire family uses and went up 250 cc’s, [or] one whole cup size.” Asked about the Kourtney Kardashian boob job rumors, celebrity plastic surgeon Tony Youn, M.D. says the photos of the reality star say it all. “Kourtney’s breasts look larger then they ever have before!” he said. “It’s quite common for women to alter the size of their breast implants.” “If they do,” he adds in an understatement, “it’s usually to go larger.” Whatever waist training , exercise, surgery, or just getting high on life is responsible for Kourt’s new body, and attitude, get used to it. “Kourtney is on top of the world right now and there is nothing that can break her from her current state,” another source tells Radar . “She has washed her hands of Scott finally and says that him cheating on her was the best thing that could have ever happened.” “Scott now gets to sit alone, childless and without her, as she continues to get hotter and hotter than any girl that he could ever get.” He apparently knows it, too. Says the pal, “Scott has messaged her to say that her body looks so sexy and she just replies, ‘I know!'” Sorry bruh. Have a nice life. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Romance Rewind

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Amy Duggar Marries Dillon King!

The Duggars finally have a piece of news they can celebrate. Amy Duggar – the niece of Michelle and Jim Bob and the cousin of the disgraceful Josh Duggar  – exchanged vows on Sunday with fiance Dillon King. According to various sources, the beautiful ceremony uniting the two lovebirds in holy matrimony took place in Bentonville, Arkansas. It featured girls who rang a bell while walking down the aisle, as opposed to flower girls; and the sermon took place on roller coasters. “We kept it really short and fun but still meaningful and sincere,” Amy Duggar explained to Us Weekly of the speech. It’s unclear which members of this controversial family were in attendance and it’s unclear whether Amy had saved herself for her wedding night. But she probably did. Amy and Dillon are rebels compared to the rest of the Duggars, kissing and full-frontal hugging before marriage and all, but are still traditional. The couple started dating in November 2014 and she announced her engagement to Dillon King on Instagram on Monday, July 13. And the best part of all for Amy? Aside from spending the rest of her life with the man she loves? She’ll be changing her name. thereby distancing herself from a family whose national reputation has taken quite a molesting and infidelity-based hit of late. “I’m so excited to take his last name ,” Amy said last week. “I think that’s going to be a really awesome feeling.” In more ways than one. View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals: How Low Can They Go?!

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The 16 Most Fearlessly Badass Beards From #WorldBeardDay

September 5 is World Beard Day, so we rounded up the most badass ones we could find online.

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Tracy Morgan Receives $90 MILLION Settlement From Wal-Mart?!

Back in June of 2014,  Tracy Morgan was involved in a car wreck that claimed the life of his best friend and nearly paralyzed the beloved comedian. Obviously, no financial compensation can make up for that kind of loss and trauma, but Wal-Mart (the corporation that owned the truck that struck Morgan's tour bus) certainly tried it's best to do exactly that. While appearing on NYC radio show The Breakfast Club this morning, fellow comic Damon Wayans revealed that Morgan received a whopping $90 million settlement from the retail giant. Wal-Mart's negligence was clear from the start, and it was widely reported that their driver had been awake 24 hours at the time of the crash. Still, $90 million is a surprising amount of cash that serves a nice silver lining to a horribly black cloud. Morgan married Megan Wollover  last month, and the couple recently purchased a $14 million homr in New Jersey.

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Tracy Morgan Receives $90 MILLION Settlement From Wal-Mart?!