Nothing like realizing that being a mom fucking sucks after spending your life wanting to be a mom but being unable to find a man to mom you…and 9 months of abuse before another 19-30 years of abuse to come…all thanks to being raised with Jennifer Love Hewitt as your mom, that will surely lead to drug addiction, rehab centre and some rebellion, especially after seeing how miserable mom looked when they were pretty new born. This pic made me laugh, but then again all moms make me laugh when they realize the struggle is real and starting a family is the worst egotistical thing you can do…it’s way more fun to not have kids…they are a waste of time. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jason Derulo lit up the audience last night at the iHeartRadio Theater in Burbank, CA for his “Talk Dirty” iHeartRadio Album Release Party. The party, hosted by 102.7 KIIS-FM’s Nessa, was broadcast live on-air as a 30-minute special on all Clear Channel Radio Stations with a 60-minute live video stream online across station websites and iHeartRadio.com. Jason opened up the party discussing his neck injury and how writing the “Talk Dirty” album brought him out of the darkness and saved his life. He stated that this album explains who Jason Derulo really is. The hands featured on the album cover were a hand models, however the image for the cover of the original single were Jordin’s (Sparks) hands, but she was unavailable the day of the album shoot. He performed eight songs off the album including: “Talk Dirty,” “The Other Side (acoustic and original versions),” “Marry Me,” and “Wiggle.” (For full set list, see below) He dedicated his performance of “Vertigo,” to a special lady and brought out his special guest for the evening, Jordin Sparks. Before Jordin left the stage, Nessa asked her how many kids she wanted to have. Jordin giggly responded that since Jason comes from a large family, they’d start with just one for now. She also said Jason’s the better vocal gymnast but Jason countered that she hits the high notes better, especially in the morning! Hit the flip for photos of Jordin and Jason out on the town after the event. Photos: Getty Images for iHeartRadio
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, it’s all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert . How do we know? Because the cover headline below screams IT’S OVER for the First Couple of Country Music. “Miranda gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out,” a source supposedly told the magazine. “She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first.” Of course, this same publication says Blake and Miranda are already having a baby , so… Shelton allegedly elected to keep drinking, Life & Style writes, which represented “an obstacle” the twosome “can’t overcome.” Divorce rumors have plagued Shelton and Lambert for over a year now, with the duo joking about them over Twitter in March 2013. In this case, the report claims Lambert is “done with [Blake] humiliating her and is ready for him to grow up and get serious about their family’s future. I have no doubt that she’s leaving Blake if he doesn’t change.” This story sounds bogus to us, but hey: at least Life & Style is no longer claiming that Shelton is cheating on Lambert . That’s progress, people! 26 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise. 26. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert: Over? Is it all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert? Yes, if this tabloid story is to be believed.
As The Real Housewives of Atlanta fans likely know already, Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams got into a brawl at the show’s reunion special taping. Now, we have our first sneak preview clip of the melee that went down: The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Preview In the sneak peek from Bravo, tensions begin to simmer, then boil over. Just prior to the Porsha Stewart-Kenya Moore fight , she berates her for bringing props – a megaphone and bejeweled scepter – to the taping. The former Miss USA snaps back: “I will not have you talk over me!” Williams then loses her temper and says, “you a slut from the ‘90s!” “Shut up, you do not have the right to talk,” Moore says, as Williams jumps up and throws her co-star’s props to the ground, preparing to strike. “I’m going to f–k you up!” Porsha yells, getting all up in her face. Williams beat the s–t of her shortly thereafter. Moore called 911. Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams Fight at RHOA Reunion Other parts of the altercation we didn’t see in the clip above? “Kenya brought sex toys to the reunion to taunt Porsha about Kordell’s sexuality and she just couldn’t take it anymore,” an eyewitness reports. “Porsha beat the s–t out of her!” the insider adds. “Porsha was sick of her implying that she was Kordell’s beard and those toys were the last straw.” “Porsha is a skinny thing but she was whopping her butt!” Security guards immediately tried to break up the fight, which came at the end of a tumultuous night where Phaedra Parks also faced off with Moore. “You can’t be a housewife ’cause you can’t find a husband,” she says. “I don’t have to look very far ’cause someone’s husband strays,” Moore retorts. That would be Apollo Nida … who knows a thing or two about getting into fights himself. Remember that one from earlier this season? We thought so: 22 Craziest Celebrity Fights Open Slideshow 1. Real Housewives of Atlanta FIGHT The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired an insane fight in January 2014. Watch the buildup and then the flying fists here. View As List 1. Real Housewives of Atlanta FIGHT The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired an insane fight in January 2014. Watch the buildup and then the flying fists here. 2. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7. 3. Vanderpump Rules Fight: Tom Punches Jax Tom punches Jax on Vanderpump Rules. Just another insane fight on the reality show. 4. Vanderpump Rules FIGHT Stassi Schroeder accuses Kristen Doute of sleeping with her ex-boyfriend on Vanderpump Rules … and all hell breaks loose. 5. Real Housewives of New Jersey Fight: Prostitution Whore! Teresa Giudice unloads on Danielle Staub and calls her a prostitution whore on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. 6. Jenelle Evans Girl Fight Jenelle Evans absolutely pummels a girl named Brittany Truett back in her wilder days. At least Jenelle didn’t sucker punch her like Sharkeisha. 7. Sharkeisha Video This video of Sharkeisha getting into a fight has gone viral. It spread so quickly and caused so much controversy that Instagram yanked it. 8. Perez Hilton and Will.i.am: The Fight This video was shot of the fight between Perez Hilton and will.i.am. It was a complete $h!tshow from the looks of it. 9. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat’s face. It doesn’t end well for her. 10. Snooki Getting Punched on Jersey Shore A classic scene from the first season of Jersey Shore. Snooki gets her clock cleaned in the bar by Brad Ferro. 11. Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy It’s Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy! These two went at it at a taping for a BET awards show. 12. Shia LaBeouf Fights in London Shia LaBeouf gets into a fight in London in this video. He even head butts a dude. 13. Kanye West Attacks Photographer Kanye West attacks a photographer, again, as seen in this amazing TMZ video from July 2013. 14. Gypsy Sisters Fight A couple of cast members from Gypsy Sisters on TLC go at it in an epic girl fight. Lovely. 15. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Fight This fight on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is an all-timer. Seriously, even by inane reality show standards. 16. 50 Cent-Gunplay Fight 50 Cent and Gunplay get into it outside the 2012 BET Awards. 17. Amber Portwood-Gary Shirley Fight Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley FIGHT on MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s one for the ages right here. 18. Kailyn Lowry Fight Kailyn Lowry fights Javi Marroquin in a very controversial moment from Teen Mom 2. 19. Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate on Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans throws down with her roommate and her boyfriend on the January 24, 2012 episode of Teen Mom 2. 20. Jersey Shore Fight in Slow Motion Sammi and JWoww from Jersey Shore throw down in slow motion. This video is amazing. 21. Jersey Shore – One Shot Fight Ronnie Magro knocks some guy out cold on Jersey Shore. What a douche. 22. Basketball Wives FIGHT: Jennifer Williams Slapped! Check out this epic fight on Basketball Wives. There is a slap involved and a lot of cursing. It first aired in April 2012.
Kate Walsh has traded in her stethoscope for a feather boa. In the following video, the former Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy star proves how badly she wants to increase her Twitter presence by doing a pole dance on Ellen. See, the actress originally thanked her 500,000 followers by giving them a quick high kick online… but the talk show host didn’t think that was nearly enough. So, out came the stripper pole and up on stage went Walsh. Watch the least sexiest pole dance in Internet history now: Kate Walsh: Pole Dancing on Ellen For the record, Walsh portrays an ex-stripper on FX’s Fargo, providing a bit of subtext to this footage. Not that Ellen needs subtext for some of her best routines. We’ve collected a number of the comedian’s most memorably hilarious sketches and skits here: 22 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
When you are in your 40s. MTV and their bullshit awards that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, just don’t matter, but they still happen, like clockwork, because there is a lot of money on the line…it’s great place for brands and movie studios to advertise, and send their talent to appear at, you know it reaches the younger audience…who still watch MTV…and I guess when you’re starved for attention, or into making money off fame, because with fame comes money, it was the place to be last night…and we’ve got all the pics…even if it looks more like a fucking nightmare to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement. I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into… That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..
Porsha is on her own! Nene Leakes Denies Leaving RHOA If Porsha Williams Gets Fired We reported that the entire cast of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” was threatening to walk off the show if Porsha Williams is fired over her fight with Kenya Moore. Sources close to the show claim the women hatched their plan at Kandi Burruss’ wedding, telling the show’s producers how much they despise Moore because of all the drama she stirs up. Not so fast! NeNe Leakes and Cynthia Bailey now claim the gossip is completely false! Nene tells Essence Magazine : “I don’t know where that came from. I’ve never said that. We don’t group up together to do much. You know all of us aren’t goosing up together to be going to bat for Porsha. We don’t collectively do anything. But I will say this, I don’t think that Porsha deserves to get fired based on the fight with Kenya. I do think she was on the chopping block before she got into the fight. Fighting Kenya did not help her case.” Nene clearly doesn’t like Kenya but she knows she’s good for the reality show: “I don’t like Kenya. TMZ or somebody caught me one night coming out of Mr. Chow’s and I said, just jokingly, they need to get Kenya off the show. But seriously, I understand the reality world. There has to be a cuckoo bird. That’s entertainment. I wanna see the show do very well, and I think Kenya brings an element to the show and they should have. I think all of that makes for great television.” Cynthia Bailey also took to her Twitter account to shut down the rumors: Would you still watch if Porsha got the pink slip? Twitter
Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Bust, Praises Cameron Diaz’ Figure Awwwww, poor thang!!! Via NY Post: They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them. “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the supermodel and actress tells Britain’s The Sun on Sunday. “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she confesses of her two biggest assets. At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. “But the grass is always greener, as they say!” If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s. “If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.” Upton is making her “serious” acting debut with the upcoming “The Other Woman,” and she cites Cameron Diaz as possessing the ideal physique. “In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure,” she gushed. Hmmmm…we beg to differ there, Kate! SMH. WENN
With so many people that they think they know what’s best for your life, it’s important to be able to sift through advice that comes from a genuine place and people viewing the world through grey-tinted glasses because they feel they’ve been dealt a bad hand. More…
