Margot Robbie struck gold. She fucked the right motherfucker somewhere along the line…and booked one of the biggest movies of last year as the naked bitch who fucks Leonardo DiCaprio, even though we all know that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t fuck girls, he just has them around because he’s a Victoria’s Secret Shareholder and it helps increase their stock… She was NAKED AND KIND OF AMAZING in it…and now, she’s posting pics of her homely self in a bikini posing with a fish that I like to think is social commentary, or at least commentary on the condition of her pussy after going to Hollywood to make it….by making it…if you know what I mean…
Jessica Lowndes made Disney as perverted as a Disney exec on a casting couch at a local elementary school looking for the next Miley….I’m talking as perverted as Walt Disney himself the day he decided to devote his life to entertaining and distracting children through subliminal messages designed to brainwash them into behaving badly…you know like a school bus driver or any other grown man who obsessively gets down with kids…only she did it with a weird slow motion iPhone video of her titties bouncing as she runs through the theme park like a fucking sex offender out to seduce all the little boys and girls…and I guess what it comes down to is trying to figure out who the fuck Jessica Lowndes is because I have no idea and googling her is a waste of time, when I have so many better things to do, like not google Jessica Lowndes….
The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention. It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.
The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention. It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.
The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is…. She posted this announcement on her Facebook: Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!! She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook Dear Baby, I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything! Love Always, Mommy What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption… Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES ……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES …and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES …. Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here CLICK HERE
Former child star Mara Wilson quit acting more than a decade ago, but with the announcement of a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel , the now 26-year-old writer felt the need to clarify that she will not be reprising her role as Natalie Hillard. “For the record, no, I do not have anything to do with the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, nor will I,” Wilson tweeted today as the forthcoming film became a trending topic. It stands to reason that the press-shy Wilson would want to preemptively deflect any questions from journalists or fans. What makes less sense, however, is Wilson’s follow-up tweet, which trashed the notion of sequels, and by extension, Mrs. Doubtfire 2 : “Sequels generally suck unless they were planned as part of a trilogy or series. I think Doubtfire ended where it needed to.” While we agree that sequels are generally lame, there are certainly exceptions to the rule ( Godfather 2 , anyone?) and it seems strange that Wilson would feel the need to throw shade on a project that’s sure to feature many of her former colleagues. So now that we know how Mara Wilson feels about the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, what do you think? Sure, it’s not as exciting as the idea of a Big Lebowski sequel , but it’s still pretty cool. Will you go see the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel? Yes, can’t wait! No way! Mrs. Who-fire?!? View Poll »
Oh, James Franco. Does your ability to involve yourself in weird scandals know no bounds? Fresh off his scandalous flirtation with teenager Lucy Clode , Franco finds himself at the center of another controversy – this one involving his personal attack of New York Times theater critic Ben Brantley. The Times published a review of Brantley’s that featured some extremely negative comments about Franco’s performance in the Broadway revival of the play Of Mice and Men , and the temperamental actor quickly took to Twitter to express his displeasure. “SADLY BEN BRANTLEY AND NYT EMBARASSED THEMSELVES,” Franco tweeted (yes, he’s adopted the Kanye-style all-caps approach to online expression). “BRANTLEY IS SUCH A LITTLE B!TCH HE SHOULD BE WORKING FOR GAWKER.COM INSTEAD OF THE PAPER OF RECORD. THE THEATER COMMUNITY HATES HIM, and for good reason HE’s an idiot.” Harsh words. But in case you were wondering, Brantley didn’t exactly hold back on Franco in his review: “Though he sports a Yosemite Sam accent,” Brantley wrote. “Mr. Franco is understated to the point of near invisibility.” Also harsh words! But the difference is – Ben Brantley is a critic who said negative things about Franco’s performance . On the other hand, Franco is douchebag who attacked Brantley as a person . See the difference? Remember last week when Franco said he planned to stay off social media altogether? Maybe he should’ve stuck with that idea.
According to the singer herself, Miley Cyrus can’t stop crying during her ongoing hospitalization. And we now know why: THE SINGER IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH. Miley was placed under doctor’s care on Tuesday due to what her rep has described as an allergic reaction to sinus infection medicine. But In Touch Weekly makes it pretty clear on the following cover: Cyrus actually has a heart condition that gets worse when she does drugs – and it may prove to be her fatal downfall. Indeed, Cyrus was “born with a heart defect” and the 21-year old needs to “change [her] life or [she’ll] die,” physicians supposedly say. The artist’s family is in a “desperate race” to save their loved one’s life and fans can only pray they are successful. While we somehow doubt the veracity of this story, it is true that Miley is stuck in the hospital for an unknown period of time. She’s already canceled two stops on her Bangerz tour and may need to axe a few more in the near future. There are conflicting reports over just how she arrived in this place, although insiders tell TMZ it all started with her dog’s death, as Miley has been off the rails ever since. What is true and what is a lie meant to boost magazine sales? We ask ourselves that same question every time we look through the following covers: 28 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise. 26. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert: Over? Is it all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert? Yes, if this tabloid story is to be believed. 27. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Divorce Cover Are Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman headed for a divorce? Yes… if you believe this tabloid cover story. 28. Miley Cyrus Heart Problems? Does Miley Cyrus have a heart problem? Is she placing her own life in danger by drinking too much?
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