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Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: First Photo!

Andi Dorfman didn’t take crap from Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor (the same can’t be said for Nikki Ferrell, according to the winner’s ex). Whatever you think of Nikki, Andi infamously dropped Juan Pablo like a bad habit and will soon take her no-nonsense approach to The Bachelorette . ABC released the first photo of her in the starring role today: “I am incredibly excited to be The Bachelorette … never did I think this would happen to me!” Dorfman, a 26-year-old Assistant D.A. from Atlanta, said. “I am looking forward to traveling the world and going on amazing dates with amazing men. And hopefully, one of them ends up being the love of my life.” Already a fan favorite for being funny, successful, strong and stunningly beautiful, Andi Dorfman took it to a new level on the penultimate Bachelor episode. After Juan Pablo made inappropriate comments during their “nightmare” overnight date, Andi gave him the third degree like she’d cross examine a witness. While the cameras rolled, Dorfman told off El Bachelor in epic fashion. Clare Crawley only wishes she could go back and do the same thing. After The Bachelor breakup to end all breakups, Andi peaced, but eesss okay, she’ll get her chance to hand out roses and Nikki wants to be with him somehow. Tune into The Bachelorette May 19 to see if Dorfman finds somebody better this time around. Think she’s the right girl for the role? Vote in our poll … Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice?   Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll »

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Canceled?!?

Say it ain’t so, Star Magazine! According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid,  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is “pulling the plug.” An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots.” She added:  You would be nothing without me . OUCH! Harsh, but semi-true. In reality, none of them would be anything without the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The publication adds that Kim is now threatening to depart the program, while E! may not even be opposed to cancelation due to “sinking ratings” and “family strife.” The tabloid also claims that the alleged Bruce Jenner sex change ” is “turning off viewers,” which is just a hilarious sentence to write. 42 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 42. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. In February, chatter did spring up that Kim might quit the series (partly because Kanye West finds it tacky), but she took to her blog and assuaged viewers with the following post: “We are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10. The show remains to be my number 1 priority and it’s a big part of my life and I enjoy every moment of it.” And she has about 40 million reasons to stick around for awhile.

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Apollo Nida to Plead Guilty, Avoid Jail Time in Identity Theft Case?

Apollo Nida is nearing plea deal with the government just two months after his arrest for identity theft, bank fraud, and conspiracy charges, reports indicate. Will that be enough to keep The Real Housewives of Atlanta star out of jail? As is the case with fellow Bravo star Teresa Giudice, all of this remains unclear. Nida, Phaedra Parks’ husband and the guy Kenya Moore wants to bone ( watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online for more on that), was arrested in January. On February 14, the court set a pre-trial date of March 25. Since that time, his attorneys “and counsel for the government have been engaged in discussions,” newly filed court documents obtained by Radar reveal. “They are still in the process of investigating additional facts and negotiating a resolution,” and “have made substantial progress toward a resolution.” Does that mean he’ll cop a plea and avoid the slammer? It’s not yet known, but the court agreed to yet another extension, up until April 25, in the hopes that Apollo Nida will be able to come to a deal with the government. The new extension ensures he will have “sufficient time to consult with his counsel, investigate all material, and continue said discussions with the government.” Think he’ll skate? Should he? Comment below … Apollo Nida Fraud Case: Delayed

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Maggie Q Goes Commando for Divergent Premiere

Now this is what we call a bold fashion statement. Maggie Q turned many heads and left countless jaws affixed to the floor last night, as the actress walked the red carpet premiere of Divergent in a dress that left little to the imagination. No underwear? No problem at all for the former star of Nikita. Kate Winslet, Ashley Judd, Theo James and, of course, Shailene Woodley were also present for this fun event in Los Angeles. Click through photos of their fashion choices below and watch out for your keyboard, fellas. You don’t wanna get drool all over it… Divergent Premiere Pics: See the Stars! Open Slideshow 1. Maggie Q, No Underwear! Whoa there, Maggie Q! Now this is what we call a bold fashion statement. View As List 1. Maggie Q, No Underwear! Whoa there, Maggie Q! Now this is what we call a bold fashion statement. 2. Maggie Q Picture Who needs underwear on the Divergent red carpet? Not Maggie Q, that’s for sure. 3. Theo James and Shailene Woodley Theo James and Shailene Woodley are the stars of Divergent. Count us in for this movie! 4. Theo James at Divergent Premiere Theo James stars in Divergent. He poses here on the premiere red carpet. 5. Kiernan Shipka on Divergent Red Carpet Kiernan Shipka smirks for the camera here on the red carpet of the Divergent premiere. 6. Kate Winslet on Divergent Red Carpet Kate Winslet recently gave birth to a baby. She poses here on the Divergent red carpet. 7. Shailene Woodley at Divergent Premiere Shailene Woodley is the star of Divergent. She poses here on the premiere red carpet. 8. Ashley Judd at Divergent Premiere Ashley Judd waves to the crowd while on the red carpet of the Divergent premiere.

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Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards: Get Outta My House NOW!

Charlie Sheen is going for Denise Richards’ jugular … or at least her house, according to TMZ. He’s cut her off financially and is kicking her out of her house. Denise was getting $55,000 a month in court-ordered support for their girls, Lola and Sam. In January, he paid half of that. Since then … nothing. Sheen bought the house in question for Richards back in 2011 so she and the kids would be close to him. But things have clearly soured in recent months. Charlie has told Denise he’s selling the house and wants her out immediately, while not masking the fact that he is retaliating against her. Why, you ask? The Warlock believes Denise is keeping Sam and Lola from him . Denise says that’s false, she just doesn’t drop everything to give Charlie the kids. If he feels like having them on a whim, great, but it’s not that simple as their full-time caretaker. She also took care of his two sons for a LONG time. Richards, who was the de facto guardian of Bob and Max during the Brooke Mueller saga, also wants to be present when Charlie has the children. That doesn’t sit well with Sheen either, needless to say. His take on the situation is basically ” less me, less child support .” Mature is not the right word. As for her response to his ultimatum, sources say Denise is gearing up to fight Charlie in court. He’s not paying child support, and is very, very wealthy. In other words, whatever spiteful excuse he’s going to make is not going to cut it as far as a judge is concerned, and she’s willing to dig in here. A day in the life …

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Emily VanCamp Covers InStyle, Talks Childhood and Love Life

Revenge star Emily VanCamp opens up about her childhood and her love life, and looks fabulous as always, in the April issue of In Style Australia. The actress, who grew up in a rural town in Ontario, recalled that her mom’s disciplinary measures include locking her and sisters out of the house. In freezing temperatures. “Are you kidding me?” she laughed. “We come from tough stock. It gets freezing but you’d just see little snowsuits running around. It was part of my childhood that shaped me.” Things are different now. If you watch Revenge online , you know that VanCamp’s namesake character Emily Thorne and Daniel Grayson, played by Josh Bowman, were once a thing. VanCamp and Bowman have been an item for a few years. Asked about her British beau, she offers a short and sweet, “I have a wonderful love in my life.” Besides her gig on the show, VanCamp last starred in the upcoming blockbuster sequel, Captain America: The Winter Soldier as Agent 13, Sharon Carter. Check out a clip from VanCamp’s photo shoot for In Style below: Emily VanCamp Instyle Shoot

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What The Hell? Chinese Woman Lived With Bullet In Her Head For 48 Years

Wait, what? Woman Survives With Bullet In Her Head For 48 Years Most people couldn’t live 48 seconds with a bullet in their head! According to Want China Times: A 62-year-old woman in northeast China has had surgery to remove a bullet that had been lodged in her head for 48 years without her knowledge, according to local news website Nen.com.cn. A doctor at the First Hospital of China Medical University, a hospital affiliated with the university in Shenyang in northeastern China’s Liaoning province, successfully extracted a bullet 2.5cm long and 0.5cm in diameter from the head of the woman, surnamed Zhao. Over the past 10 years, Zhao has experienced a chronic stuffy nose, headaches and swollen lymph nodes. She has relied on anti-inflammatory drugs to relieve the pain. After undergoing the surgery, she realized that what she thought was a small stone that struck her right temple when she was 14 years old was actually a stray bullet. “I am happy that the bullet did not kill me, I am grateful to it for allowing me to live and have the opportunity of my life with my family,” Zhao said. Earlier, Zhao had gone to be examined after the pain in her nose became increasingly unbearable and a doctor found there was a metal object inside her nose. This doctor told her it would be necessary to cut her nose and upper lip to remove it, but Zhao was scared of the thought of surgery and did not proceed at that time. Eventually, however, the pain became too great and Zhao decided to undergo surgery. The doctor who operated on her did not cut her nose and upper lip to take out the bullet, but instead used a minimally invasive procedure. We don’t get how she could repeatedly tolerate massive headaches and a painful stuffy nose for an entire decade. She’s one strong woman.

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Scott Asheton Dead; Stooges Drummer Was 64

Scott Asheton, the drummer for the influential punk rock band the Stooges, has died at age 64. His rep confirmed the tragedy but no details were provided. Asheton was part of the Stooges when they formed in 1967 in Ann Arbor, Mich. His older brother, Ron Asheton, was the group’s guitarist. He died in 2009. Bandleader Iggy Pop posted on his Facebook page Sunday that he’s “never heard anyone play the drums with more meaning than Scott Asheton.” “He was like my brother,” Pop said. “He and Ron have left a huge legacy to the world. The Ashetons have always been and continue to be a second family to me.” The rocker concluded of his friend, “My thoughts are with his sister Kathy, his wife Liz and his daughter Leanna, who was the light of his life.” Asheton suffered from undisclosed illnesses as far back as 2011 and was unable to perform at summer music festivals in Europe with the Stooges. “He was on a flight to England when all sorts of hell broke loose,” Pop told Rolling Stone . “Without proper medical attention right there he would have bought it.” “He got very, very good care from the British and all sorts of tests.” While the Stooges weren’t a commercial success, they went on to become one of the significant bands in punk, giving way to a generation of punk musicians. The band is said to have influenced acts from Patti Smith to the Ramones to Sid Vicious, and the group landed in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2010. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed. 12. Ralph Waite Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86. 13. John Henson Picture Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014. 14. Jamie Coots Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation. 15. Michele Savoia Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55. 16. Bob Casale Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the ’80s band Devo, best known for the hit song “Whip It.” R.I.P. 17. Harold Ramis Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We’ll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters. 18. Jim Lange Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81. 19. Tim Wilson Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P. 20. Speaker Knockerz Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19. 21. Sheila MacRae Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92. 22. Cynthia Lynn Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan’s Heroes star was 76. 23. Bob Thomas Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P. 24. Wesley Warren Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury. 25. David Brenner David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78. 26. L’Wren Scott L’Wren Scott, a fashion designer and the girlfriend of Mick Jagger, is dead. She was 49. 27. Scott Asheton Scott Asheton of The Stooges has died. The drummer was 64.

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Handcuffs Himself To Highway Rest Stop Where He Was Conceived To Protest Its Closure

Man Chains Himself To Highway Rest Stop To Protest Its Closure Really??? According to CBS Chicago: A 21-year-old Crystal Lake man staged a one-man protest Friday morning over the permanent closing this weekend of the Des Plaines Oasis along the Jane Addams Memorial Tollway. The reason will no doubt come as a surprise. WBBM Newsradio’s Mike Krauser reports Kevin Walters chained himself to the door of the oasis, and said to understand why, you have to go back more than two decades. “It is a weird story, I must admit. About 21 years ago, my parents were at a Phil Collins concert here in Chicago, and one thing led to another. They ended up at the oasis … and I was conceived there,” he said. Asked how his parents went about telling him that, Walters said “it just sort of came out just randomly in conversation.” “They were like, ’Oh yeah, hey, we never really told you how you were born, or your conception,’ and my parents are weird people, so it’s not that surprising,” he said. Walters said the oasis is part of his life, and he hates to see it close. SMH. Facebook/ Shutterstock

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Any Objections? Kandi Burruss’ Wedding Set For April 4th But Mama Joyce Is “Not Excited” About Attending

Kandi is finally going to walk down the aisle with Todd, much to the disappointment of Mama Joyce, who told RadarOnline.com exclusively that she is not going to cause any drama at the ceremony but she is “not excited” about the marriage. Kandi Sets Wedding Date For April 4th But Mama Joyce Is Not Happy Via RadarOnline reports: The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is going to tie the knot with her fiancé on April 4 in front of Bravo cameras but her mother, known for throwing things when she gets angry, has assured Radar that she does not approve of her daughter’s choice in husbands. “I am not excited but I am going,” Mama Joyce told Radar about the wedding extravaganza. “It’s not my wedding. If she is happy then I am happy for her. If that’s who she wants to marry then I’m happy. As long as she is happy I am happy.” Doth the lady protest too much? “Kandi says she is happy so I just have to go by what she says,” her mother conceded. Mama Joyce did say she won’t be interrupting the ceremony, despite her dislike of Tucker. “I’m not going to stand up when they ask if anyone has any objections. I don’t have anything to say. Everyone knows how I feel.” The RHOA star also said that she is praying she is wrong about her son-in-law-to-be. “I hope that I can say ‘I’m glad Kandi didn’t listen to me and this is the man she has been waiting for all her life.’” Another bombshell Mama Joyce dropped is that Kandi wants to have more children, and that she will love them no matter what. “Their father doesn’t make no difference to me. If she adopted, had another child with Todd, I will love it.” As for filming the wedding, Mama Joyce told Radar she’s a pro. “I’m used to cameras, they’ve been around for the last five or six years. I’m pretty comfortable.” And she assured Radar that she is not going to instigate any arguments. “I am not fighting nobody.” Stay with Radar for more exclusives about Kandi’s April 4 wedding to Todd Tucker and how Mama Joyce handles the special day. That sounds rehearsed, like she’s just saying it to be invited. We expect an epic geriatric bird brawl and many objections at Kandi’s nuptials but pray Mama Joyce will get some peen in her life by then so she can sit the fawk down!

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