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Nicki Minaj Pasties for Instagram of the Day

The worst thing about Nicki Minaj is that she’s a bootleg Lady Gaga designed for the urban market, with far more annoying songs…but for some reason she annoys me less than Lady Gaga…maybe because a Gaga impersonator, is just trying to get ahead, while an actual Gaga should be more responsible and rid the world of herself… Or maybe, I just like Nicki Minaj, because her cries for attention, involve showing off her big fat ass and big fat titties on the internet, for no reason other than wanting the world to see her big fat ass and big fat titties, and you know what…I am totally into seeing them…because they are pretty spectacular…and what I can assume got her the record deal in the first place…

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Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s. Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once… The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5…. All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

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Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Weddings: Denise Vasi Dishes Details About Her Big Day And Her Newlywed Hubby Anthony Mandler

Congratulations! Denise Vasi tied the knot with her video director boo Anthony Mandler just last weekend, but our homies at Lossip got an exclusive with Vasi even before it all went down. Peep excerpts from their interview below: How do you envision your special day? I envision a lot of crying, honestly. I need to talk to my makeup artist and figure out how we can handle that [Laughs]. I am such a crier. We are getting married on a villa at a winery so it’s going to be a really romantic space. We are expecting a day full of love and peace. I have been planning for a little over a year, so I have picked every chair, cup, fork and napkin. We could have made it a big ceremony, but we decided to keep it to about 150 people. It is going to be very intimate with just our close family and friends. At the end of the day, we decided this wasn’t a party, but it was about us taking vows. I’m the first girl in my family to put on a dress, so this just means a lot to us. I want the day to be a great experience for my aunts, cousins, friends – everybody. How did you two meet? We met through work, but I can honestly say we became friends first. I was filming a music video for Lil’ Wayne, “How To Love,” and that’s how we met. I had two incredible days working with him. They didn’t end up using the video, but I’m so grateful for that project because I got to meet the love of my life. I never in a million years expected that I was going to meet up husband by taking that project, but I did. So we are thankful! What do you love most about Anthony? I’m a Alpha female and he respects that. He lets me play that role and be independent, but at the same time he knows when to put me in my place so to speak. He is my best friend. Awwwwww. How sweet. We wish them many years of happiness together. Instagram Continue reading

Swirly Matrimony: NBA Baller Devin Harris Marries Playboy Playmate

NBA Player Devin Harris Marries Playboy Model Devin Harris is one of the underrated point guards in the NBA. You know what’s not underrated? His Playboy bunny wife Meghan Allen. She was on Playboy.com and had a stint in Fear Factor. But basically, she’s a Playboy bunny! Take a look at the swirly matrimony-dom and the happy couple. Continue reading

Swirly Matrimony: NBA Baller Devin Harris Marries Playboy Playmate

NBA Player Devin Harris Marries Playboy Model Devin Harris is one of the underrated point guards in the NBA. You know what’s not underrated? His Playboy bunny wife Meghan Allen. She was on Playboy.com and had a stint in Fear Factor. But basically, she’s a Playboy bunny! Take a look at the swirly matrimony-dom and the happy couple. Continue reading

Swirl Gone Sour: Yeezy Tells Kimmy Cakes He Will Never Marry Her Just Because She’s His Baby Mama

Kanye doesn’t want to put a ring on it… Kanye West Says He Will Never Marry Kim Kardashian Via RadarOnline reports: Kim Kardashian has been officially divorced from Kris Humphries for more than four months, but don’t look for her to walk down the aisle again any time soon. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that her baby daddy Kanye West has made it clear in recent weeks that he has no interest in marrying her! “Kanye is telling friends that he’ll never marry Kim,” a source close to the singer reveals to Radar. “He has no need or desire to make their relationship official in the eyes of the law.” Instead, “Kanye prefers the idea of them as ‘partners,’” the source explains. “He sees marriage as outdated and he’s all about embracing the modern and the new. He doesn’t feel like he has to marry Kim just because they have a [daughter, Nori] together.” And despite recent reports, Kardashian is totally content to keep their relationship as it is — for now at least. “Kim feels like she’s been there, done that when it comes to a big, splashy wedding,” the source explains. “She used to be so much more into the fame game, but now that she’s drifting away from the family and trying to do her own thing, she’s becoming more adamant about doing things on her own terms and keeping it low-key. It took her a while to learn the value of privacy, and to abandon the idea of another over-the-top wedding, but she’s getting there thanks to Kanye’s influence.” Plus, she can’t help but remember the humiliation she suffered after her “fairy tale wedding” to Humphries ended in divorce, says the source. Other people in her life, however, might not be so happy about giving up the magazine covers, TV specials, and publicity that would accompany a Kimye wedding. “Some of Kim’s family still want her to get married to Kanye,” the source hints. “But even they are coming around.” With Kris and Bruce Jenner separated and Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom going through their own relationship issues, “the Kardashians don’t exactly have a good track record with healthy marriages these days,” the source explains, “so they’re leaving Kim and Kanye alone to do whatever they want, as long as they’re happy.” Maybe someone told Kanye that if he marries Kim that his future as an A-Lister would vanish. Kim may never get to have any higher rank than baby mama, and is pretending to be fine with that because she is afraid of making ‘Ye speak in his “real voice.” In reality, she is stuck with a baby that she most likely doesn’t want and a controlling lunatic and it’s her own fault. Welp! Continue reading

Swirl Gone Sour: Yeezy Tells Kimmy Cakes He Will Never Marry Her Just Because She’s His Baby Mama

Kanye doesn’t want to put a ring on it… Kanye West Says He Will Never Marry Kim Kardashian Via RadarOnline reports: Kim Kardashian has been officially divorced from Kris Humphries for more than four months, but don’t look for her to walk down the aisle again any time soon. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that her baby daddy Kanye West has made it clear in recent weeks that he has no interest in marrying her! “Kanye is telling friends that he’ll never marry Kim,” a source close to the singer reveals to Radar. “He has no need or desire to make their relationship official in the eyes of the law.” Instead, “Kanye prefers the idea of them as ‘partners,’” the source explains. “He sees marriage as outdated and he’s all about embracing the modern and the new. He doesn’t feel like he has to marry Kim just because they have a [daughter, Nori] together.” And despite recent reports, Kardashian is totally content to keep their relationship as it is — for now at least. “Kim feels like she’s been there, done that when it comes to a big, splashy wedding,” the source explains. “She used to be so much more into the fame game, but now that she’s drifting away from the family and trying to do her own thing, she’s becoming more adamant about doing things on her own terms and keeping it low-key. It took her a while to learn the value of privacy, and to abandon the idea of another over-the-top wedding, but she’s getting there thanks to Kanye’s influence.” Plus, she can’t help but remember the humiliation she suffered after her “fairy tale wedding” to Humphries ended in divorce, says the source. Other people in her life, however, might not be so happy about giving up the magazine covers, TV specials, and publicity that would accompany a Kimye wedding. “Some of Kim’s family still want her to get married to Kanye,” the source hints. “But even they are coming around.” With Kris and Bruce Jenner separated and Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom going through their own relationship issues, “the Kardashians don’t exactly have a good track record with healthy marriages these days,” the source explains, “so they’re leaving Kim and Kanye alone to do whatever they want, as long as they’re happy.” Maybe someone told Kanye that if he marries Kim that his future as an A-Lister would vanish. Kim may never get to have any higher rank than baby mama, and is pretending to be fine with that because she is afraid of making ‘Ye speak in his “real voice.” In reality, she is stuck with a baby that she most likely doesn’t want and a controlling lunatic and it’s her own fault. Welp! Continue reading

Justin Bieber "Believe" Trailer: Watch, Scream Now!

Are you ready to “Believe,” Justin Bieber fans? This international superstar will release his next movie on Christmas Day , taking attendees behind the scenes of his tour and his life and offering them never-before-seen footage of him in concert and him as a child. Look for interviews with such major influences in Bieber’s life as Usher, Scooter Braun and many more as well. Will you be lining up for a ticket? Is that the dumbest question we’ve ever asked? Will this film prove to Deadmau5 that Bieber is very much a grown up, thank you very much? Check out the official trailer below: Justin Bieber Movie Trailer Will you go see “Believe?”   Yes! Of course! D’uh! View Poll »

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He Want That Old Thang Back: Lamar “Light It Up” Odom Trying To Reconcile With Khloe Kardashian

Lamar, you did pass your drug test –maybe Khloe will let you smash her cakes to smithereens again. Lamar Odom Trying To Reconcile With Khloe Kardashian Lamar and Khloe were recently spotted near momager Kris Jenner’s house , but he’d better move quickly… something tells us The Game wants to be more than a brother to Khloe. According to Hollyscoop Things seem to be looking up for Lamar Odom. Although it appeared bleak for Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband, in recent days Lamar has been spotted by more paparazzi, he’s going out to dinner with friends, he’s passing drug tests and meeting with basketball teams. All that sounds fine and dandy, but what about Khloe? A source in Lamar’s inner circle tells Hollyscoop that Lamar is finally trying to make his way back into her life. “He’s trying to work things out with Khloe,” says the source, “He’s taking things slowly and trying to prove to Khloe that she can trust him again.” We honestly thought that Khloe and Lamar were done for good and that divorce was just days away, but our source insists that Lamar wants back in Khloe’s life. He’s ditched the downtown apartment and has moved back to the Valley to be closer to Khloe, however, “he hasn’t moved back in with Khloe and has no plans to…yet.” The only thing that will save Lamar is if he gets signed to a major basketball team. You can’t keep up with the Kardashians if you don’t have that gwap. WENN

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Rebecca Sedwick Suicide: Two Girls Arrested For Bullying 12-Year-Old

Instead of boarding the school bus as usual September 10, Rebecca Sedwick changed the name on her cell phone to “That Dead Girl” and sent a text to a friend. “I’m jumping and I can’t take it anymore,” the 12-year-old wrote, then proceeded to climb a tower at an abandoned cement plant and leap to her death. Rebecca Sedwick Commits Suicide After Cyber-Bullying Police believe Rebecca had been bullied for more than a year, and two girls, ages 12 and 14, have been charged with aggravated stalking as a result. Deputies arrested the girls and released them to their parents’ custody. The 14-year-old girl, whose name is being withheld, allegedly began taunting Rebecca Sedwck in the halls of Crystal Lake Middle School in Lakeland, Fla. The 14-year-old also started dating Rebecca’s former boyfriend. Rebecca was reportedly “terrorized” by as many as 15 girls on social media, receiving messages like “you should die” and “why don’t you go kill yourself?” According to police, the 14-year-old and the 12-year-old, whose name is also being withheld, stepped up the bullying. The Sherriff’s Office reports: “Several students corroborated stories of both girls bullying Sedwick … through name-calling, intimidation, threats to beat her up, and at least one physical fight.” Rebecca switched schools, but the bullying continued online. After Rebecca killed herself, one of the girls posted on Facebook, “yes, I believed Rebecca and she killed herself I don’t give a [expletive],” police say. “Words are hurtful,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said. “They are as hurtful – and sometimes more hurtful – than sticks and stones. Ask Rebecca’s family.”

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