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Amanda Bynes Slams "Ugly Old Lady" Jenny McCarthy, Twitter Police Report

Amanda Bynes is at it again on Twitter, this time slamming Jenny McCarthy of all people after the Playboy legend expressed genuine concern for her. Last night, Jenny heard from an unreliable source (Jonathan Jaxson) on Twitter that police were knocking down Amanda’s door in fear for her life. After passing along the rumor – which no reliable site, THG included, even bothered running – out of true concern for Bynes, Amanda let her have it: “I need help?” she Tweeted at Jenny. What are u talking about? Aren’t u 50 years old? I’m 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?” “You’re ugly! Police weren’t at my house old lady! Shut the f–k up!” We know Amanda Bynes only has hot friends , and has a thing against “ugly” people, but has she seen Jenny McCarthy? Hottest would-be friend ever! It’s unclear why “ugly” has become Mandy’s default word when lashing out at “haters,” but Jenny, to her credit, responded to Amanda with a simple apology: “@AmandaBynes sorry girl. Looking out for ya.” To which Amanda cheerfully replied, obviously: “@JennyMcCarthy thanks! I’m sorry if I offended you! You’re beautiful! I was lying! I’ll delete our tweets!” That was nice of her, we suppose … of course, the original tirade was totally unnecessary as McCarthy, 40, was only expressing positive wishes. Then again, trying to apply logic to this particular human being is akin to expecting Lindsay Lohan to be contrite and take responsibility for her actions. Just another day at the Amanda Bynes Twitter circus …

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve. To See Sophie Anderton’s Spread from the Issue FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous… What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it. This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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Chris Brown: I Can’t Win!!!!

Chris Brown has released a song called “I Can’t Win.” Sometimes, a song title is worth a thousand words. Chris Brown – I Can’t Win (Audio) The dance-heavy track features CB auto-tuning his way through a tale of romantic suffering, inviting you to read into it however you like based on his life. It’s been an interesting week for the maligned singer. His dad doesn’t want him to date Rihanna , while he publicly said he’s happy and grateful for forgiveness … yet he just unfollowed her on Instagram . Also, he just shared this insightful Tweet: Pretty much, Chris. Pretty. Much.

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Irina Shayk for Facebook of the Day

Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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Just Say No: Celebrities Who Let Drugs Get In The Way Of Success

Nothing puts a stop to shine quicker than drug addiction. Just ask Whitney, Bobby, DJ Screw or any of the hundreds of other celebrities that fell into the life and couldn’t climb out. These celebrities are quickly following in their footsteps.

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Jason Collins Gets MAJOR Twitter Love From NBA, Clintons, Athletes, Celebs

NBA player Jason Collins came out as gay in Sports Illustrated today, igniting a flurry of discussion and receiving an outpouring of support online. “I didn’t set out to be the first openly gay athlete playing in a major American team sport. But since I am, I’m happy to start the conversation,” he said. And start it he did. With a few exceptions ( Mike Wallace ), the vast majority of reactions to Jason Collins’ coming out have been positive. Check out some of the best celebrity Tweets in support of 34-year-old Collins, a 12-year NBA veteran and member of the Washington Wizards: Kobe Bryant: Proud of @jasoncollins34. Don’t suffocate who u r because of the ignorance of others #courage #support #mambaarmystandup #BYOU The Rock: Being real & authentic is very powerful. Well done Jason Collins for having the courage to take a monumental step forward. #LiveReal Russell Simmons: Proud of Washington Wizards’ player Jason Collins for coming out. We will stand with you as you continue on your journey. Martina Navratilova: It’s not easy to come out when one is still active- shouldn’t be an issue, but it is. That’s why so many don’t do it till after. Well done Jason Collins – you are a brave man. And a big man at that 🙂 1981 was the year for me – 2013 is the year for you 🙂 Lance Bass: Congrats @jasoncollins34 !! Giant leap for sports – and the conversation continues! Spike Lee: Beautiful Thing. Be Yourself. Washington Wizards: We are extremely proud of Jason & support his decision to live his life proudly and openly. Baron Davis: I am so proud of my bro @jasoncollins34 for being real. #FTheHaters Howard Stern: Big support to @jasoncollins34. That’s not an easy thing you did. Steve Nash: The time has come. Maximum respect. Michael Strahan: So proud of @jasoncollins34 for having the courage to stand up and out for who he is. I support, respect and salute you!! Human Rights Campaign: RT to congratulate NBA player @JasonCollins34 for his courage to come out! Bill Clinton: I’m proud to call Jason Collins a friend. I have known Jason since he was Chelsea’s classmate and friend at Stanford. Jason’s announcement today is an important moment for professional sports and in the history of the LGBT community. It is also the straightforward statement of a good man who wants no more than what so many of us seek: to be able to be who we are; to do our work; to build families and to contribute to our communities. For so many members of the LGBT community, these simple goals remain elusive. I hope that everyone, particularly Jason’s colleagues in the NBA, the media and his many fans extend to him their support and the respect he has earned. Chelsea Clinton: Very proud of my friend Jason Collins for having the strength & courage to be the first openly gay player in the NBA. David Stern: As Adam Silver and I said to Jason, we have known the Collins family since Jason and Jarron joined the NBA in 2001 and they have been exemplary members of the NBA family. Jason has been a widely respected player and teammate throughout his career and we are proud he has assumed the leadership mantle on this very important issue. #NBAFamily

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Farrah Abraham to Jenelle Evans: YOU SUCK at Parenting, Life!

Teen Mom stars Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans, both of whom have made some scandalous headlines of late, are engaged in a serious feud. Perhaps upset that Abraham and her sex tape have been stealing her tabloid thunder, Jenelle said Farrah has been “annoying the sh!t” out of her. “Who do I sound like?” laughed Jenelle Evans on video sharing site Keek, before imitating a similar video Farrah recorded after her recent DUI arrest. Now Farrah is firing back at “struggling” Jenelle, who she suggests has been “stalking” her and is mired in “drugs and bad relationships with men.” She also says Jenelle sucks at parenting. True, but ouch! “From one helpful and concerned Teen Mom to another Teen Mom, who is clearly struggling,” began the Farrah Abraham sex tape star to her fellow MTV star. “I think it is in your best interest to immediately detract from spouting jealous attacks towards myself and other successful, positive and great mothers.” Farrah doesn’t lack for self-confidence, does she? Abraham told Jenelle to “focus on making her marriage better, sorting out her drug addiction and helping her wonderful son that needs her in his life.” “Jenelle has all the potential to turn her negatives in to a positive like I have,” she tells Radar. “I wish Jenelle all the best in her future no matter what.” “If she is happy the way she is, that is her choice. But I will not be paying attention to her self destruction. I will continue to stay focused on improving my family.” Whether fornicating on film with James Deen is a productive way of doing that is a subject for another time, but she’s clearly made her point re: Jenelle. Previously, Jenelle labeled Farrah’s plastic surgery – a breast enhancement, rhinoplasty, chin implant and so forth – as “insane” and “not intelligent.” It remains to be seen how she’ll respond to Farrah’s recent missive, but when you get arrested for heroin and assault , you may not have much of a leg to stand on. Choose your side in this Teen Mom feud :   Team Farrah Team Jenelle View Poll »

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Amanda Bynes Not In My Kid of Gym Clothes of the Day

I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy. Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that. I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.

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Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.

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