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Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

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Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes…

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Rick James’ Daughter Ty Keeps Dad’s Legacy Alive Five Years Later

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ty James, who is working on a musical and film, says, ‘The exact person that needs to play him has pretty much agreed to do it.’ By Kyle Anderson Rick James and his daughter Ty Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Five years ago, one of the greatest and most controversial entertainers in a generation died. Rick James, who helped bring R&B and funk to the masses and inspired an early wave of hip-hop with songs like “Super Freak” and “Give It to Me Baby,” died of heart failure August 6, 2004

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Katy Perry and Her Stupid Sense of Humor of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee. Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…

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Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Bikini With Her Billion Dollar Tits of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you are an old fat billionaire you not only get to fuck young tight bodied wonderbra models, but you get to marry them and cheat on them with even younger tighter models, while the original young tight wonderbra model won’t do shit about it, because she’s hooked on the lifestyle and you were smart enough to sign a prenup leaving her nothing, not that you’d want to fuck other pussy with this laying in your bed everynight, and by not wanting to fuck other pussy I mean, all pussy gets boring, even if it is attached to the hottest body, because guess what bitches, no matter who they are, get fuckin’ annoying, and new bitches keep shit fresh, especially when you have the old ball and chain at home waiting for you as a back-up in the event the new one isn’t as good as she is proving yet again that being a billionaire makes for a good fuckin’ life.

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Amy Winehouse Acquitted In Fan Assault

Posted on July 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Singer says she was ‘scared’ when dancer Sherene Flash approached her at London charity event. By Gil Kaufman Amy Winehouse Photo: Oli Scarff/ Getty Images A day after she testified that she was too small to have assaulted an overly aggressive fan, Amy Winehouse was acquitted of charges that she punched a dancer at a charity ball last year. Winehouse, 25, looking healthier and more clear-eyed than she has in months, told a London court on Thursday that despite her signature towering beehive and swaggering demeanor, she was intimidated when dancer Sherene Flash approached her to take a picture at the event in London in September.

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Dash Snow’s Basquiat-ization

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dash Snow is already being branded an “icon.” The downtown sperm-and-whatever-else artist died Monday night of a heroin overdose at the age of 27. And you can already spot the outlines of a Basquiat-esque art world canonization starting to form. As the memorials appear, Dash’s legend is growing.