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Jessica Simpson’s Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

There’s some story going around that Jessica Simpson is changing her name to Jessica Johnson…because she got married…and it is still a traditional thing for some women to do…because they want the same last name as their kids…and they like the idea of changing their name for their man…despite what all the feminists are pissed off about…you know up on some “It’s no a man’s world anymore, don’t let him dominate you girl”…bullshit.. I mean she’s a fucking Texan Christian with a homo dad who was once of the church…who raised her in the church…before hollywood put the devil in his pants…doesn’t mean this girl doesn’t want some level of white girl normalcy after years of being a sinner… Or maybe her man really did gold dig her hard…with solid mind fucks…either way, she can go back to her maiden name when she gets a divorce and in the meantime let’s appreciate her being fit, busty and in a bathing suit…because ultimately…who cares what she fucking calls herself…it’s not she matters in any of our lives…except maybe when shopping for Christmas gifts for your wife you hate at K-Mart….

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Miley Cyrus Hot Body in Sports Bra Talking To Drug Dealers in Luxury Cars of the Day

Yes, he is a drug dealer because he is black, in a luxury car, and talking to Miley. I’m racist like that Trayvon. I mean what else could he be….an actor, a rapper, a business man? The son of a celebrity….sure…this is definitely Denzel Washington’s son…that’s it….but where is the fun in two rich kids hanging out, I guess the fun comes in the form of Miley’s outfit….her body….how nervous she looks that the paparzzi is watching her…probably cuz her redneck hick dad would not like the idea of some black sticking his dick in his little white daughter no matter how much of a slut he knows she is….it’s one of those racise white trash things that makes total sense to them but to no one else….you know don’t let a darky in you that’s wrong…just fuck daddy and his friends after bowling while Mommy works at the strip club….Incest…it’s a hell of a logical act….. Either way, in case you don’t come to the site enough….I am in love with Miley’s little young body in a serious way….just look how tight it is in tight clothes….amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Hot Body in Sports Bra Talking To Drug Dealers in Luxury Cars of the Day

Yes, he is a drug dealer because he is black, in a luxury car, and talking to Miley. I’m racist like that Trayvon. I mean what else could he be….an actor, a rapper, a business man? The son of a celebrity….sure…this is definitely Denzel Washington’s son…that’s it….but where is the fun in two rich kids hanging out, I guess the fun comes in the form of Miley’s outfit….her body….how nervous she looks that the paparzzi is watching her…probably cuz her redneck hick dad would not like the idea of some black sticking his dick in his little white daughter no matter how much of a slut he knows she is….it’s one of those racise white trash things that makes total sense to them but to no one else….you know don’t let a darky in you that’s wrong…just fuck daddy and his friends after bowling while Mommy works at the strip club….Incest…it’s a hell of a logical act….. Either way, in case you don’t come to the site enough….I am in love with Miley’s little young body in a serious way….just look how tight it is in tight clothes….amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood…. Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

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Lake Bell Shows Some Skin at the Good Old Fashioned Orgy Premiere of the Day

Here’s typical movie I probably should have written if I knew how to write about some 30 year olds who are losing their summer house and decide to throw a Labor Day orgy….decent idea for a movie, even though the trailer looks pretty dump…. I have a group of friends who are into the whole orgy thing, I haven’t been to one, but it is a total lifestyle. Everytime they leave the house, they are recruiting. When they are on Facebook, they are recruiting. It’s just constant massaging of women….cuz a key element in an orgy is having more than one chick…so you have to really focus to make it happen cuz girls are so quick to say no to anything sexual and you don’t want them to just blow it off cuz then she’s lost and without her the dick to pussy ratio is all out of balance…..if you know what I mean… To See The Rest of her Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Top Nose Picking Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works…. Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found…. This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest…. Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton… This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed…. The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world… Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…

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Is James Franco Joining The ‘Twilight’ Cast?

Actor shows up for Esquire interview holding Stephenie Meyer book, saying, ‘It’s for a project.’ By Eric Ditzian James Franco Photo: Getty Images What’s fun about James Franco is that you never know what to expect from him. He might pop up in some self-deprecating Funny or Die videos, or play a pillow-obsessed weirdo on “30 Rock,” or appear as a serial killer on “General Hospital.” Heck, the guy is starring in the latest reworking of the “Planet of the Apes” franchise . He keeps you guessing. So what are we to make of this new Esquire interview, in which Franco hints he’s getting involved with “Twilight”? When the interviewer first meets the 32-year-old actor, he’s cradling a paperback that he reluctantly admits is the first volume in Stephenie Meyer’s vampire series, saying, “It’s for a project.” Does that mean he could be joining the cast of “Breaking Dawn,” which is set to begin filming in the fall? Or is this mysterious project just about vampires or teenage drama? A rep for Franco did not return MTV News’ request for comment by press time. All we can say for certain, at this point, is that Franco is a fan of the book. “It’s crazy how much sexual tension there is,” he said. “It just builds and builds. I mean it never stops. It’s sort of explosive by the end. Crazy. Like they’ll blow up with it. And of course, they don’t. Which is the point too, I guess.” Franco did say that the project was “way, way off” and only “something I’m thinking about,” so Twi-hards should proceed with their Franco dreams with caution. Whether or not he joins the “Twilight” cast, it’s funny to note that his brother, Dave, actually auditioned for the role of Edward Cullen. And he’s not sorry he lost out on the part to Robert Pattinson. “I don’t want that kind of fame,” the younger Franco said. “Hell no. I don’t like the idea of losing my anonymity and not having a personal life.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com .

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An Early Draft of James Cameron's Oscar Speech

I kind of like the idea of Michelle Rodriguez hosting the Oscars for eternity… The Best Links: via Vanity Fair View

Erin McNaught is Miss Australia 2006 in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this McNaught bitch is but her name reminds me of a group of frat guys hitting on a girl.

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