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Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years…. I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

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Brooklyn Decker Doin’ It Wrong on the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl on the beach….and she’s dressed to go on a brisk fall hike, or maybe to go join the lumber industry in the north to cut fucking trees, or to even build a fucking snowman on the year’s first snowfall….It’s disappointing, especially since her tennis husband is running around topless, something she should probably take his fucking lead on, but unfortunately, she seems like the kind of model who looks good when she models, with all her hair and make-up done, but like shit in everyday life, leading me to believe that maybe someone was paid off by the tennis champ because he wanted the disappointing pussy he accidentally locked into to be a covergirl at least once in her life….it makes him feel better about himself….and here are the pics of this cunt mocking us…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rachel Bilson is Hopefully Cheating on her Loser of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mila Kunis Does GQ

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Mila Kunis and always will, I can even look past the fact that she’s still with that kid from Home Alone , so put her in a cowboy hat and some slutty outfits and I’m all over it. Here she is in the latest issue of GQ magazine looking like the kind of woman I could marry if I had money, a real job and wasn’t obsessed with celebrity boobs. Although, her celebrity boobs would probably fill my needs for at least the next ten years. After that who knows, but I’m pretty sure implants are the traditional tenth anniversary gift anyway so it should be fine. Enjoy.

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Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are

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Holly Madison is Vegas Trash Showing Off Tit of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”… She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route…. I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.