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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bra For Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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WWE’s Maryse Ouellet In Daisy Dukes

Here’s some wrestling chick, Maryse Ouellet , showing off her nice little badass body in a sweet pair of daisy dukes and a perfectly cropped cowgirl shirt. I like it. I don’t give a crap about the WWE , I don’t really know anyone who does, but she looks like the kind of woman that I’d like to spend a few afternoons drinking adult beverages with…. And then trying desperately get her into bed of course. Call me.

Audrina Patridge Has Good Jeans

I didn’t realize that Audrina Patridge was still a thing, I thought her fifteen minutes were up over a year ago. Apparently I was wrong, because here she is selling jeans in a department store. That makes more sense. Not that I really care that she’s all washed up, I still think she’s hot and like that she’s slumming it with the common folk. She looks good in her jeans a plaid shirt combination, real down to earth, like the kind of girl you could bring to a Spin Doctors concert… If that kind of thing still exists. Although, if she wants to get back in the spotlight, she might want to consider showing off those big fake breasts of hers more often. Nobody gives a crap about jeans.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Melissa Molinaro’s Sweet Unknown Booty

I don’t know who the hell this Melissa Molinaro chick is, but she kinda looks like a younger version of Kim Kardashian and she’s also rumored to be dating Kim’s ex Reggie Bush which is Interesting. Why not? If you can find a chick who looks like the kind of girl you’re into, but she’s ten years younger I say go for it. Besides, she’s Canadian so I guarantee she’s a hell of a lot less maintenance than Kim was on her best day. Not to mention her booty is about half the size. Amaze!

Hilary Duff Is Kinda Sexy In Her Tank Top

Here’s Hilary Duff at some event yesterday looking kinda good for a married chick. What happened to the tight outfits she used to wear when she was single, sensible slacks and a tank top? Lame. She seems like the kind of woman who’s going to get herself one of those lame short mom haircuts as soon as she has children, because it’s just easier to manage. Gross. There’s nothing a man wants more than his wife getting a boy’s hairdo, no wonder there are so many divorces. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Alessandra Ambrosio for GQ Brasil of the Day

I wonder if the fact that the first three letters of Brazil, or Brasil if you’re pretentious and like to pretend you are intune with the locals and only refer to their shit the way they do, you know in some Portugues like the kind of motherfucker who calls Italy Italia, or China ??+??…..spell BRA….and all their women or men who look like women (Gisele) are bikini models…I am sure it has nothing to do with it being one of those countries filled will all kinds of different genetics, a melting pot that doesn’t allow for inbreds, a beach and great weather to keep a bitch fit….Funny how a bunch of girls from a country that has the the first three letters … FOLLOW ME

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Alessandra Ambrosio for GQ Brasil of the Day

Halle Berry Popcorn Orgasm: Tonight Show VIDEO

Actress Halle Berry doesn’t seem like the kind of woman to fake an orgasm on national television, but that is exactly what she did for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Thursday night. What made Halle so excited? Popcorn. http://www.bittenandbound.com/2010/12/11/halle-berry-popcorn-orgasm-tonight-show… added by: missmissea

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics. Pics via Bauer

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