Because I always love it when my favorite hotties have even hotter friends, here’s one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models Sara Sampaio hanging out with one of the newest SI models Gigi Hadid . Apparently both of them were Swimsuit Issue rookies this year, which probably explains what they were doing together in these pictures. So no, they’re most likely not talking about how great it would be to have a lingerie pillow fight together later, but hey, don’t let it ruin the fantasy. A guy can still dream. Photos: Fameflynet
Jessie J continues to get my attention this week, this time at something called The Brit Awards. Only I’m a little more conflicted on these pictures than the last ones . The blue lipstick makes her look like some kind of freaky robot, but the booty shots make her look like the kind of freaky robot I hope they build before I’m too old to enjoy them. C’mon scientists, get to work. Photos: WENN.com
Yes, Michael Bay was attacked in Hong Kong this week while filming Transformers 4. But the director took to his blog today and clarified exactly what went down, saying the actual bizarre event differed from what most reports said about it. Michael Bay: Attacked on Set! “Some drugged up guys were being belligerent asses to my crew for hours in the morning of our first shoot day in Hong Kong,” Bay wrote . “One guy rolled metal carts into some of my actors trying to shake us down for thousands of dollars to not play his loud music or hit us with bricks.” According to the initial story, two brothers randomly went after Bay and demanded nearly $13,000. But Bay says the incident came down to a local vendor asking for four times more than what the film was paying other vendors for their “inconvenience.” “I personally told this man and his friends to forget it we were not going to let him extort us. He didn’t like that answer,” the director blogged. “So an hour later he came by my crew as we were shooting, carrying a long air conditioner unit. He walked right up to me and tried to smack my face, but I ducked threw the air unit on the floor and pushed him away. “That’s when the security jumped on him. But it took seven big guys to subdue him. It was like a Zombie in Brad Pitt’s movie World War Z – he lifted seven guys up and tried to bite them. He actually bit into one of the guards Nike shoe, insane. Thank god it was an Air Max, the bubble popped, but the toe was saved.” Wow. That sounds like the kind of action scene that would be featured in… a Michael Bay movie. “It took fifteen Hong Kong cops in riot gear to deal with these punks,” Bay concluded. “In all, four guys were arrested for assaulting the officers. After that, we had a great day shooting here in Hong Kong.”
Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food… I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old… Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!
I always forget where I know Sarah Harding from, but here she is walking the runway at Lingerie London. With those big aviators and thigh-high boots, Sarah looks like the kind of girl who would tie me up and beat me silly, and I’d love every minute of it. I wonder if she’s free on Friday. » view all 20 photos Related Articles: Sarah Harding Is A Tight Little Piece Sarah Harding Puts A Snake In Her Mouth Cheryl Tweedy Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Cheryl Tweedy’s Sweet 80′s Sexiness Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know what is going on here, I just know that Victoria Justice is some young hot teen starlet, and she’s got her own show and her millions of teen fans, so I can only assume this is her sex ed lesson, cuz she looks like the kind of bitch who isn’t damage enough, who is actually probably pretty proud of herself, and who figures if a guy is fucking her, she’s not gonna put work in, she puts enough energy in her actual work, she’s just gonna star fish, legs up, and I’m sure alot of us would want to dive in and start licking until the fabric of her jeans slowly dissolve….and we get to the fucking gold….it is the pre-historic hunter and gatherer in us…but more importantly, it is cuz she’s pretty hot…
There are a lot of things in this world that I just don’t understand, like why 2 Broke Girls hasn’t been cancelled yet or testicle shrinkage in cold water, but one thing I do understand is how to get attention as a hot chick. Here’s sexy nobody Sophie Turner giving us a good look at that incredible body in some self lingerie shots. How did we end up getting these? This looks like the kind of thing she meant to send to some rich old dude who pays her bills. I’ll take it.
I wouldn’t normally think that pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton fully dressed would be all that hot, especially after the GQ topless pictures came out yesterday, but I’m actually liking these shots. It’s a nice change of pace, she’s still gorgeous, she looks like the kind of girl you could bring to church if people still went to church. Instead I’d like to take her for some beers on a patio on a sunny and preferably windy Sunday afternoon. My treat, but there’s an eight drink minimum so… Drink up.
Maybe I’m too old to understand what the hell is going in these pictures, It seems like a hipster thing and I’m not up to date with whatever it is those weirdos are into these days, but it’s Katharine McPhee getting her armpit licked and someone’s got to be into that right? I don’t know who, but the internet is filled with perverts. Anyhow, this is for them. Enjoy. At least get a hot girl to do it next time.
If you’re like me you’re probably a little sad that Rihanna is back from her Hawaiian bikini vacation, nothing ruins a perfectly good bikini body that stupid mainland clothing, but it seems she’s not done giving us a little peek. Here she is at the airport in her summery jumpsuit giving us a somewhat see through look at her vacation breasts. She seems like the kind of woman who would go topless on the beach if there weren’t any paparazzi around hiding in the bushes. They need to set up those hidden cameras like they use on National Geographic to film water buffalos humping.
