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Amanda Bynes: Drake and I Have "Mutual Crushes" on Each Other!

Amanda Bynes claims she and rapper Drake have mutual crushes on one another. It’s unclear if Drake is aware of this, of course. We’re just going off of her Twitter. That tidbit was shared after Amanda slammed Perez Hilton (she repeatedly threatens to sue the celebrity gossip blogger) for some reason or another. “Nothing offends me more than being compared to Perez Hilton! Drake and I have been talking for years and have mutual crushes on each other!” Despite an open invitation to murder Amanda Bynes’ vagina , Drake has never commented or responded to any of her Tweets – publicly at least. Perhaps that explains why she’s a little hot and cold when it comes to him. “You Have To Make A Change To See A Change,” she said later . “Drake Is Not The One For Me, But I’m Sure He’ll Make Someone Happy!” The actress followed that up with the inevitable diss: “Drake Is Ugly.” To think, Monday he was “the most gorgeous man on the universe.” It’s not like the star’s ugly list is a bad (or lonely) place to be, nor is it necessarily permanent. We imagine she’ll be singing Drizzy’s praises again soon. As for the other man Bynes is supposedly madly in love with? His identity is unknown, but it’s not Drake. He’s #2 on her list. Whomever the lucky man is, she’s putting in work already! “I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I’m In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married,” she said. Good to know, Amanda. Good. To. Know.

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Amanda Bynes: Drake and I Have "Mutual Crushes" on Each Other!

Kim Kardashian: Will She Ever Be Sexy Again?!?

Just a few months ago, not long after giving birth to her second child, Kourtney Kardashian regained her bikini body . But the latest issue of In Touch Weekly wonders: Will Kim Kardashian ever be so lucky?!? Speaking anonymously, a friend – who totally exists – tells the tabloid that Kardashian is “freaking out’ over her pregnancy weight gain and is “terrified she won’t be able to get her body back after the baby is born.” Being knocked up by a world famous rapper out of wedlock is apparently nothing like the star believed it would be. “Kim thought she’d be the most stylish, sexy pregnant woman ever,” the source says. “Kanye would dress her and people would talk about her maternity style as trendsetting. Instead, she’s wearing clothes that people say make her look like Shamu the killer whale.” Maybe not Shamu. But we’re not sure what’s going on with this pregnant trenchcoat thing . Kardashian is supposedly considering some kind of “crash diet” to reverse her growing trend. “She recently gained six pounds in one week,” says this completely real insider. “She said, ‘Even my armpits and hands are fat. I don’t know what’s happening to me.’”

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Kim Kardashian: Will She Ever Be Sexy Again?!?

Crackhead Channels Michael Jackson’s Ghost of the Day

I think life is more entertaining with drunks and addicts cuz they are funny and just don’t give a fuck. Sure they usually stink, but who am I kidding, I fucking stink too

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Crackhead Channels Michael Jackson’s Ghost of the Day