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Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood… I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was… So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends… But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS The post Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood… I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was… So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends… But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS The post Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day

Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick filling her, rather than in some fashion shoot trying to be all dramatic, while really just being cheesy as fuck…it’s like when they put in the money to stage this and get this location didn’t they once stop and say “what are we doing, why are we doing this, what’s the point of all this, when you can just take a fucking selfie”… The post Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Fashionable See Through Pics Because She’s Everything of the day

I am an old motherfucker, and Lindsay Lohan represents and era of purity, where celebrities could be in Disney movies thanks to being on Disney Cock thanks to her mom’s whoring them both out on execs….and not really have anyone know they were whore, cock loving turned lesbian coke sluts… She’s from an era where celebrities weren’t accessible, where not everyone was a celebrity, where people looked on or up to them, instead of trying to compete with them for followers… Where she would walk in a room and people would notice and stare, something that may not happen today, because people forgets she exists, even when she brings out her great perfect fake tits….because she’s destroyed herself, her career, and her face. I still have hope for a comeback, she will win an Oscar, I am a fan and always will be, from breakdowns, to half death, to super stardom, to nothing..partially because of nostalgia and because she’s wearing a sheet through dress… She’s Perfect. But that could be the tits in a see through dress talking. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Fashionable See Through Pics Because She’s Everything of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day

This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Happy Easter from 19 Famous, Former Playboy Bunnies!

You may be surprised to learn that all of these stars have stripped down for Playboy… 1. Lisa Rinna Lisa Rinna is now a Real Housewife on Bravo. But she was once really naked in Playboy! 2. Mariah Carey A vision of love? Forget that. We had visions of Mariah Carey naked in Playboy in March of 2007! 3. Lindsay Lohan Kate Moss got her bunny ears on (and then took her clothes off) in early 2014. 4. Farrah Fawcett It was December 1995 when Farrah Fawcett covered Playboy. The issue likely ended up in many stockings. 5. Suzanne Somers Merry Christmas from Suzanne Somers! She covered Playboy in December of 1984. 6. Denise Richards Is anyone surprised that Denise Richards once posed for Playboy? Anyone? Anyone at all? View Slideshow

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Kim Kardashian Meets Her Doppleganger; Can You Tell Them Apart?

Those who tune in to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on their television sets this summer may think they are seeing double. Because Kylie Jenner looks exactly like Kim Kardashian these days? Actually… no. Because Kim Kardashian met up with a very special individual to film at least one scene for an upcoming episode of the E! reality series. Are you familiar with Kamilla Osman? This young woman has nearly 250,000 Instagram followers because she has dedicated her sad life to resembling Ray J’s former sex tape partner as closely as possible. And it has apparently paid off for Osman because she recently spent time with Kardashian. “Look who I ran into the other day – @kimkardashian,” Kamilla wrote as a caption to the above photo, adding: “We can’t wait for you guys to see our episode of #KUWK and see what we were up to xo Kim is such a sweet person and so so gorgeous, my god!” Earlier this year, Osman told Entertainment Tonight that she her Kim Kardashian doppleganger status isn’t exactly an accident. “The only thing I did was my nose and my lips – and the nose was for medical reasons,” Kamilla said of her plastic surgery history. “I had my nose done, which is rhinoplasty, for my health problems. I had a deviated septum so I couldn’t breathe. That was for that and they tweaked it a bit. You know, why not?” Why not indeed. Take a quick look at the picture above and it’s easy to get the pair mixed up. Can you even pick out Kim from Kamilla? View Slideshow: Kamilla Osman: Kim Kardashian Lookalike Stuns Instagram!

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Lindsay Lohan: Is Her Boyfriend LYING About Being a Billionaire?!

Have you heard? Lindsay Lohan is dating a rich Russian dude ! Yes, even if (like most of the world) you have zero interest in Lindsay’s love life, you’ve probably caught wind of her relationship with Egor Tarabasov because the girl is making damn sure the whole world knows she’s ballin’ again. Lindsay’s parents have even gone so far as to tell the press that Egor is going to save her career  with all of his wealth and connections. The only problem is – he may not actually be as rich and well-known as we initially thought. “He’s a trust-fund kid with a day job as a real estate agent. He has a generous allowance, but doesn’t have his own money yet,” a source close to the situation tells Page Six . “His father is a wealthy man who owns a construction firm and a couple of stores similar to Home Depot in the Moscow region, but he is no oligarch.” So there you have it. Egor’s dad operates a chain that’s the Russian equivalent of Home Depot, where we imagine it’s even harder to find some orange-smocked bastard to point you to the light bulbs.  It sounds like he’s well-off, but far from the gajillionaire financial wunderkind we’ve been told about it. The only question now is: Does Lindsay know this?

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