Lindsay Lohan gave advice to her former 11-year-old self, who starred in ‘The Parent Trap’ in 1998.
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Lindsay Lohan Has Refreshingly Honest Advice For Her Parent Trap Self
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Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those…. Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star.. I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that! Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy
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Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day
Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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These stars found out the hard way that it's never a good idea to raise your hand to anyone. 1. Chris Brown In 2009, Chris Brown beat his then-girlfriend, Rihanna while the two sat in a car parked in LA’s Hancock Park neighborhood. In 2015, Brown was sentenced to 6 years of probation after pleading guilty to assault. 2. Emma Roberts In July 2013, the Scream Queens star was arrested for allegedly beating up her then-boyfriend, Evan Peters in a Montreal, Canada hotel room, according to TMZ. Peters did not press charges. 3. Ray Rice The former NFL and his wife (who, at the time was his fiance) Janay Palmer were charged with battery in 2014 after TMZ released footage from an Atlantic City security camera. The footage showed Rice knocking Palmer unconscious before dragging her out of an elevator. 4. Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s dad has a history of drug and alcohol abuse, as well as violence. His most recent brushes with the law involve his second wife, Kate Major. One took place in Tampa in 2011, and resulted in Lohan going to jail. 5. Constantine Maroulis The American Idol contestant was arrested in 2012 for assaulting his girlfriend, Angel Reed, though he told authorities he was acting in self defense. He violated his probation in 2015 by sending Reed an email, but a few months later Reed ask the court to drop all charges. 6. Tommy Lee Tommy Lee served six months in jail in 1998 after pleading guilty to battery his then-wife, Pamela Anderson. View Slideshow
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Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob… But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies… Because….here she is making a butt plug joke.. Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians… The post Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked… So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious… She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right… She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash! The post Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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You might think that her guiltiest pleasure would be betraying her cats by petting someone else’s felines, but Taylor Swift enjoys an adult beverage as much as the next girl (unless that girl is Lindsay Lohan or something). Unfortunately, Tay-Tay’s cocktail of choice is a truly vile concoction that we would expect from a teenager who just found the key to her parents’ liquor cabinet, not one of the world’s most successful recording artists. Taylor Swift Reveals Her Favorite Things The clip above was posted on YouTube by Vogue today (Taylor is the mag’s May cover girl) What bores her? “Clickbait.” What is something that recently moved her? “The movie The Martian .” The first song that she learned to play on guitar? “‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None the Richer.” (Now it’s stuck in your head! Ha!) So far so good – but the whole thing falls apart when Ms. Swift is asked about her favorite cocktail: A vodka and Diet Coke. If you didn’t just throw up in your mouth a little, you’re not taking the time to imagine what the sweet, chemically combination of aspartame and Stoli lingering on your tongue. The folks at Gawker did some legwork to determine if a vodka-Diet Coke is really a thing that’s consumed by people who are old enough to legally drink. Apparently recipes are hard to find online, which is really saying something because everything is online in 2016. You could literally spend all day dreaming up the most depraved sexual scenario imaginable, and it would take you approximately four seconds to find a porn about it. Anyway, a Brooklyn-based bartender had this to say when the website asked if anyone orders Taylor’s tipple: “Never. Not once. Because it’s not a cocktail.” There was a time when this would be the point where we’d make a joke about the singer’s taste in booze being worse than her taste in men, but Taylor and Calvin Harri s seem to have a good thing going on. Now if only he could convince her to put down the sorority swill and mix herself a decent cocktail. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!
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Taylor Swift’s Favorite Cocktail Sounds Gross
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Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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