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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person. I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person. I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion… It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her…. Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been. Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all… Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger ???????? Thank you to those who stand by my side I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore… I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy. The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Apologizing for Being Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Slams Fiance for Cheating, Hints at PREGNANCY

Oh, Lindsay Lohan. You had such a good run there of being quiet, sane and seemingly in love On Saturday night, the often-troubled actress went on a major Twitter rant against fiance  Egor Tarabasov , accusing him of cheating on her…  … and also implying that SHE’S PREGNANT. The problems actually began on Friday, with Lohan sharing a Snapchat video (captioned “ET phone home”) in which she said: “My fiancé’s being really angry at me, but I’m drinking water to get him to come home. Honey, come home, please.” A day later, Lohan really let Egor having it, posting a number of messages and pictures across Twitter and Instagram. For instance, she posted a picture on Instagram with her man that depicted his face obscured by scribbles. “He wore black and I wore white…” she wrote, quoting the 1966 Cher song “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” along with three wise monkey emojis and an anchor. “I guess #art is whatever you make of it,” she added. Sure. We guess so. Several days ago, Lohan threw Tarabasov’s phone in the sea , although she later claimed it was just a joke. “I guess I was the same at 23…” Lohan later wrote of her younger fiance. “S—ty time-it changes at 26/27 @e2505t thanks for not coming home tonight. Fame changes people.” She wrote those words as a caption to the following image of the couple: How did fame allegedly change him in this case? Shorty afterwards, Lindsay shared a photo of Tarabasov at a party along with the caption: “Wow thanks #fiance with Russian hooker @dasha_pa5h.” (She was referring to Dasha Pashevkina, whose Instagram account has since been deleted.) From there, the former Mean Girls star shared a video that was anything but fetch: it featured her fiancé partying and it included the message: “Home? First time in my life-bare with he/ he cheated on me with hooker #meangirls #meanboysu b.” An hour later, Lohan tweeted a link to pictures of herself with a baby bump from her 2009 movie Labor Pains, which is about a woman who pretends to be pregnant. “Lindsay Lohan labour pains trainer – I am pregnant!!” she wrote. WAIT… WHAT?!? In late June, Lohan said she would definitely consider having kids in the future. We know: that’s a scarier thought than Jon and Kate Gosselin getting back together to have more children. A short while after this frightening implication, Lindsay Instagrammed and then deleted an email address and mailing address of the woman she claimed Tarabasov was with, captioning it as follows: “It’s legal if you’re selling yourself and not a Russian from #moscow right my baby @e2505t.” View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan For some reason, she hashtagged Russian president Vladimir Putin and U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump with the message. Obviously. These things are pretty standard when you’re Lindsay Lohan. In April, Lohan got engaged to her then-22-year-old boyfriend of eight months, who gave her with a five-carat emerald ring at the time. Now, however, it appears that he’s given her a moderate heart attack. And, you know, perhaps some sperm to help create a baby. Yikes. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope for the best, shall we? View Slideshow: 13 Movie Stars You May Never Hear From Again

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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Words of Wisdom of the DAy

If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ???????? we???????? all ???????? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future) Academy Award Winner in training and Sugar Baby Billionaire Wife because she’s spent all of her money – because was dirty money that represented her parent’s exploitation of her…the robbing of her childhood….her early life celebrity…that led to her demise in her 20s….her entire 20s…but she’s a survivor, she didn’t self destruct, she is just perfectly shameless and shallow and pretending to have depth….but then again she’s so fragile that it probably makes her sad and hurt on the inside…trigger warning….setting her off down that slippery slope of destruction…. But seeing a sexy posing Lohan telling you to sleep with an idea for the future…whatever the fuck that means, I mean her future involves being trophy ex celebrity wife to a Russian who still gets excited by american pop culture….is inspiring… The post Lindsay Lohan Slutty Words of Wisdom of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toddlers & Tiaras Promo: Next-Level Parenting Horror is Back!

“You have to have a good body, even at five years old.” Oh yes. Toddlers & Tiaras is back on TLC, and the nauseating spectacle is being cranked up about 10 notches from the looks of this trailer. Seriously. This is next-level parenting horror here. There's a whole new crop of pint-sized pageant queens, and these girls came to win – at the expense of all that is right with this world. “The competition has gotten really fierce,” says coach Cambrie. “How pageants used to be with the fake tans and the hair and the teeth.” “That's just baseline now,” she adds. Sheesh. That's so Dance Moms . Indeed, the stakes are high and getting higher for the young competitors and their unstable mothers in this cutthroat world of competition. Basically it's a 24/7/365 life. “Now we have acting classes, facial classes, collagen sprays,” Cambrie boasts of her Sassy Supremes, and their quest for the glory. “Some people think that collagen spray is crazy, but I wish when I was three years old someone had one given me a collagen spray.” Don't we all, Cambrie. With something like the Mega Ultimate Grand Supreme prize on the line, there's little wonder why the contestants are going all in for the title. Hopefully they can put some of those potential winnings toward the therapy they will clearly need later in life after being subjected to this.  Todders & Tiaras returns in its abject terror August 24 on TLC, which will somehow air 13 episodes of utter nonsense this fall. Peep the trailer and get sick now.

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Jules Wainstein: Husband Files Shocking Divorce Papers

We already knew that Jules and Michael Wainstein were divorcing.  We didn’t know much about the reasons behind it, but Michael kindly filed the divorce papers and gave us a little insight into it all.  Michael filed the divorce on July 15, with reports claiming that Jules has very much been served.  Michael has listed the divorce as contested.  This means that the couple are at war and they require a judge to step in and set the terms of the divorce.  We’re still none the wiser about what really caused it, but it’s clear they’re struggling to agree on some things.  There’s even word that they’re using the same attorneys that represented Bethenny Frankel.  Are these attorneys somehow associated with Bravo? View Slideshow: 10 Craziest Moments in Real Housewives History There’s a good chance of that. It’s difficult to imagine that it can be much of a coincidence. Right?! If you recall, Bethenny’s divorce carried on for three years, so Waintsteins should probably get used to the fact that they aren’t parting quickly.  They have two children together. There’s no word on if there will be shared custody between the two of them.  Jules’ friend and cast mate, Ramona Singer recently spoke out about the whole divorce and made it clear that she would stand by her friend.  She also noted that she strictly abides by girl code.  If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online , you probably know that Bethenny and Jules are far from best friends.  It does make for some first class TV.  What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Real Housewives All Stars: Who Should Be Cast?

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Lindsay Lohan to People of Nice & Turkey: Turn Down For What?!

Lindsay Lohan wears many hats. She’s an Instagram model; she probably still thinks of herself as an actress – but most importantly, she’s the international peacekeeper the planet needs right now. You may scoff, but that’s only because you haven’t read Lindsay’s 2-point plan for saving the world: 1. Fold history in half, whatever the f–k that means. 2. Get every dictator on the phone, then be all, “Turn down for what?!” Linds posted the above photo last night (in which she tagged Victoria’s Secret), along with a caption reading: “If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)” Yup. Linds is totes enlightened these days – but she’s still not great at the whole “stringing words together to make a sentence” thing. Hilariously, now she’s dating a rich Russian guy , Linds obviously fancies herself a citizen of the world. She’s like Bogart in Casablanca or that girl in your western civ class who did a semester abroad and came back with an accent. Gone are the days of stumbling in and out of limos on Sunset. Now, Lindsay throws people’s phones in the ocean while vacationing on exotic Greek islands, and she comments on world affairs just like she saw the people on the tee-vee do. When was the last time you saw someone in Congress advise the people of Nice to turn up? Exactly. Of course, it’s possible we’re misreading this whole thing, and Lindsay really just wants some nice turkey and turnips for dinner. Like Ulysses , critics will be unpacking this thing for decades. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Kate Hudson and Friends Bikini Party in Ibiza of the Day

Kate Hudson is in Ibiza like she was Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and all the other 40 year old once famous people who I guess want to connect with the ravers and club kids and cheesy party people from all over the world – or at least get access to their drugs in a beautiful setting – as long as you’re not at the resort all the old fat British and German retirees go.. Her and her friends flew private, stayed at a great villa, and acted like a bunch of 40 year old mom’s out on a girl’s vacation because their kids are with dad….because that’s pretty much what they are….just richer than the average…and in Kate Hudson’s case…this is the only way she’ll travel or knows how to travel – her mom was a bigger celebrity than her, with more money than her, who raised her like this…and who I guess also raised her to understand the importance of a good ass…and what it can do to a man – like Owen Wilson – who I bring up in every Kate HUdson post – because she almost made him Kill Himself…making me think she’s some kind of fuck… The post Kate Hudson and Friends Bikini Party in Ibiza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan REALLY Wants You to Care That She Turned 30

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 30th birthday over the weekend, and while we’ll grant that there was a time when a lot of people didn’t think she would make it to the big 3-0, turning a year older isn’t really an achievement. Lindsay posted the above photo on her Instagram page on Saturday, presumably to remind us that she has no idea how the world or human interactions work. We know that Lindsay is terrible at Photoshop , so she probably didn’t make it, but just the fact that she posted a birthday card to herself with nothing but Emojis in the caption is weird as hell. Even weirder: that’s just the beginning of Lohan’s bizarre obsession with her own birthday. Not only did Lindsay host a live online Q&A session to “celebrate” the occasion ( seriously ), she also attempted to make her own birthday hashtag happen. Clearly, she learned nothing from Toaster Strudel heiress Gretchen Wieners, because the girl pushed #LiloIs30 for days before taking the hint that it wouldn’t be catching on. And if you thought the weirdness would end there, clearly you don’t know #LiLo. “Happy birthday to me from a genius mind with a beautiful heart!! Hurry back to London soon! #letsdothis #LILOIS30” It kinda feels like Lindsay is a freakin’ Martian who just learned about the concept of birthdays last week. You can’t just post a pic of someone and wish yourself a happy birthday from them. If you could, Kate Upton and LeBron James would wish us a happy birthday every year. Lindsay posted nearly a dozen pics in celebration of her birthday, many of them documenting the Greek Islands vacay that she took with her rich Russian boyfriend . Hilariously, she did the A-list celebrity thing where she was careful not to give away her exact location, so as to avoid getting mobbed by adoring fans. We’d say she could’ve just not posted on social media every 20 minutes, but then where would we have gotten out #LiloIs30 updates?

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Kate Moss is Great MOSS of the Day

Kate Moss is so old her leg skin is growing moss …or maybe that’s just cellulite from a woman on a cocaine and cigarette diet for 25 years of modeling …who has fucked so many people – some of which were needle sharing rockstars…and she just fucking owns it…sitting on her pile of money, being an iconic name, not giving a fuck because why would see…as her skin melts off her legs…it’s hard to be self conscious as a 50 year old always celebrated for being a babe – when you are the kind of babe who knows that is the dumbest thing to be celebrated for – while taking all the money thrown her way…unlike the American models who made careers off their looks still trying – you know the trashy fame whore kinds…who would never spread their cellulite ridden legs for the paparazzi…but Kate Moss just owns it – and I’d love to bury my face in her crotch to smell the worldly smells it has accumulated… She’s magic…I like that she’s reading Vogue – you know staying on top of the industry – but I prefer the spread eagle slop… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Moss is Great MOSS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day

Lohan may have turned 30 this past weekend, but her tits are only about 13 or 14 and her mangled jacked up face is only about 5 and her level of relevancy being 0 is about 4-5 also…I guess the fading into obscurity being unhirable and all that happened around the same time she started jacking up her face… But she’s still Lohan, she’s still the redheaded object of desire, the queen of my universe when I remember she exists and she’s still lookin good enough for me, like a crazy rich wife on AMBIEN to deal with her miserable life shes got everything in…and I believe with her boyfriend’s billions, she will be able to finance a movie of her own and win that Oscar to just prove what both her and I already know…and that is that she’s fucking magic…being broken thanks to fucked up parents just gets in the way of that. I am a forever fan, but no really that committed fan, because I don’t care about this nonsense or people I don’t know, but I like her tits and that is important…oh and I hugged her once and felt her broken soul against my chest, making me want to take her under my wing as I do with most crackwhores and give them a bowl of soup, but at the time, she was still rich and didn’t need billionaire boyfriends to sugar baby…she was her own independent puppet to her family, the media and the industry.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILO WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WOULD DIE AT 22 AND IN A LOT OF WAYS YOU DID…. Here are some of the best pics of her ever….in her CUSTOM LILO bikini….to bring back the good days…. At Least She’s Happy The post Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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