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Lindsay Lohan Does A Little Modeling

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing some sort of modeling for something called Fornarina . Anyone? I guess it doesn’t matter, it still counts as work. Besides, I’ve always found Lindsay hot so putting her in some slutty outfits isn’t a bad way to get my attention. When are we going to get to see her homemade tattoos she got in jail? You know a pretty girl like this would get a lot of attention from the prison girl gangs… I’m sure someone tagged their property.

Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day

Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple. I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It” We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me… Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

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Lindsay Lohan In Sexy Knee High Socks

I’m not going to lie, I think it’s great that Lindsay Lohan is trying to bring back the high socks look . Back when I was teen I remember that this style was popular for a year and I loved it then, and I love it even more now. Let’s hope it catches on. If it does, you can bet your asses that I’ll be hanging out blogging at the bus shelter near my local community college. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Playmate to Spencer — Gimme Back My XXX Tape!

Filed under: Spencer Pratt , Karissa Shannon , Heidi Montag , Celebrity Justice Spencer Pratt may be in possession of a sex tape after all — one that doesn’t feature himself — because Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is threatening to sue Pratt over some private XXX footage he allegedly stole from her home. Karissa’s lawyer fired… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan — Is ‘Today’ the One for Her?

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‘The American’ Wins Labor Day Box Office

The George Clooney thriller breaks away from the pack on the holiday weekend. By Mawuse Ziegbe George Clooney in “The American” Photo: Focus Features The Box-Office Top Five #1 “The American” ($12.9 million) #2 “Takers” ($11.4 million) #3 “Machete” ($11.3 million) #4 “The Last Exorcism” ($7.5 million) #5 “Going the Distance” ($6.9 million) “The American” staged a last-minute takeover of the weekend box office after sliding into second place on Friday . According to The Hollywood Reporter , George Clooney’s turn as a hitman dodging danger in Italy to carry out one last mission, raked in an estimated $12.9 million, besting “Machete” at the close of its first weekend in theaters. After landing in third place on the Friday kickoff of Labor Day weekend, last week’s #1 movie, “Takers” also toppled Robert Rodriguez’s graphic Mexploitation pic. Featuring hip-hop and Hollywood names like Chris Brown, Hayden Christensen and T.I., the action flick about a smash-and-grab job by suave crew of thieves, snatched up $11.4 million in ticket sales for second place. After barely edging past “The American” on Friday, “Machete” will wrap up its debut weekend right behind “Takers” with a third-place finish. Featuring Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo, and boasting a much-hyped appearance from Lindsay Lohan , the film pulled in $11.3 million. “The Last Exorcism” held steady in the top five with $7.5 million. The fourth-place picture, which follows a film crew charged with documenting the creepy developments at a rural exorcism, has made a total of $32.3 million since hitting theaters last week. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long’s date-night pic, “Going the Distance,” lagged behind stronger debuts like “The American” and “Machete.” The rom-com, featuring the two real-life, off-and-on lovers playing a couple working to keep a long-distance romance afloat, rang up $6.9 million in ticket sales to land in fifth place during its opening weekend. Check out everything we’ve got on “The American” and “Machete” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com. Related Videos ‘Machete’ Clips Movie Clips: The American Takers

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Movie Theater Playing ‘Last Exorcism’ Burns Down

A drive-in movie theater in Oklahoma burned down yesterday — was is it arson, a freak accident or the work of … the devil? See, this Tulsa landmark — The Admiral Twin, which opened in 1951 — was playing ” The Last Exorcism .” It was also playing… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Out

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Paparazzi Photo Lindsay Lohan did her part to support her new movie “Machete” by hitting up a local LA movie theater. Of course, she could have gone to see “Nanny McPhee Returns” — but we doubt it. Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Baby Carriage Game

Lindsay Lohan is trying to drive her Maserati through the streets of Los Angeles — but there are just so many baby carriages! Will she make it home without hitting any? Read more

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Tennis Fans Brawl in the Stands at U.S. Open

Filed under: TMZ Sports The best overhand smash at the U.S. Open wasn’t on the tennis court … it was in the stands — during a crazy brawl between a mouthy young guy … and everyone sitting near him. It all went down during a match between third-seeded Novak Djokovic of… Read more

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Tennis Fans Brawl in the Stands at U.S. Open