Lindsay Lohan should be all of your spirit animals…because she’s a magical creature sent from heaven, covered in mud, topless….in recovery – but still broken…just the way I like them…and you should too. The only tragedy in this, is not her life, her parents exploiting her and robbing her of her childhood…it is her lack of nipples. The post Magical Lindsay Lohan Topless and Covered in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. She’s been the constant Christmas Miracle in my life, solely based on the the fact that she exists, even if she doesn’t acknowledge me, is enough to keep me going, it’s an anything is possible, she’s some kind of words of wisdom, survivor, crazy person…and I find that inspiring…it’s like what should be institutionalized, masturbating on the bus to swim day at the institution, because chronic masturbation is all part of her disorder, or dead from the drugs and crazy, and not just on the inside thanks to her parents exploiting her…yet she keeps going..with her rich friends because she’s Lindsay Lohan…. There’s something really inspirational about seeing Lohan out partying…it feels like home for the fucking holidays… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Drunk and High Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are….. But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace… So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography.. The post Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism… I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long… I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches….. But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro. . The post Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is @Justinenikolaiev I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect… Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love… Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot.. The post Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In his new movie, Concussion , Will Smith portrays a doctor who takes on the National Football League. In a new interview, however, the actor says he has considered an even more monumental task: Taking on all political contenders… as a nominee for President of the United States! Speaking to Tracy Smith of CBS and making a clear reference to Donald Trump , Smith said the following over the weekend: “If people keep saying all the crazy kinds of stuff they’ve been saying on the news lately about walls and Muslims, they’re going to force me into the political arena.” Smith then asked the more famous Smith if he had a specific office in mind, to which he replied: “I mean, I gotta be the President. Come on!” Trump’s views on women, immigrants and Muslims (along with the mere fact of his incomprehensible popularity) have caused many celebrities to consider a run for the Oval Office. Kanye West famously said he’ll be on a Presidential ticket in 2020 , while Lindsay Lohan has also threatened a political run. But is Will Smith serious? He did tell Tracy Smith that his dream of being a movie star is accomplished, yet it feels “too small,” adding: “I realized that there was no way that I was put here just to be a movie star.” Might he have been put here to negotiate nuclear arms deals and NOT ban Muslims from entering America? Stay tuned! View Slideshow: 11 Stars Who Should Run for President
We know you’ve seen Lindsay Lohan naked before, but like any great artist (or desperate, coked up-has been) Lindsay knows how to offer up new variations on an old idea. First, there’s her latest cover shoot. It’s an artsy black-and-white job for some magazine you’ve never heard of: So yeah, it’s exactly like the last 17 Lindsay Lohan cover shots in that way. Where LiLo really gets creative is in the accompanying video that she made for the bafflingly-titled No Tofu magazine. Unlike when Lindsay posed for Playboy , or when she ran around naked at that wedding , or any of the other hundreds of times she’s flashed her goods to the world, she’s pretending like the nudity is accidental this time. Because obviously, Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not shy. Be warned, this video contains nothing you haven’t seen many, many times before: Lindsay Lohan Naked For No Tofu Magazine Yes, Linds kept the artsy B&W theme going in some exotic European-looking locale, guzzling champagne straight from the bottle, writhing around to some lounge version of a Taylor Swift song, and flashing her T&A. We’re not sure why this video exists, but we suppose it’s a slightly less obvious cry for attention than the time Lindsay wore a fake engagement ring to a party. We’re kinda feeling this mega-desperate phase of her “career.” We can’t wait to see what she pulls next. We’re guessing nude sky-diving over an NFL game. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
