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Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about Lindsay Lohan is that there was a time when she would tell the paparazzi to not take pictures of her and Kim Kardashian, back when Kim Kardashian was building her brand, jealous of all the white girls who made it, figuring out her tactics to become what has become a terribly famous and horrible brand that needs to get blown the fuck up as possible terrorist attacks…because they are clearly attacking our freedom… Now Lohan tries to get her picture taken with Kardashians….to get in the media… It’s just an interesting study all these insta models who think they matter should look into…someone like Lohan, who was a huge deal, is now some leathery, but moisturized leathery has been and she’s not even 30 yet….still living a good life with access and money…but still a broken drug addict with no more soul.. The point of my story is Lohan in a Bikini…is still LOhan in a bikini and that brings hope to us all…I’m just not sure how, but I’m thinking with her great fake tits.. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on… When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work… As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing… And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live… Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF LOHAN PARTYING CLICK HERE The post Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courteney Cox: DUMPED By Johnny McDaid?!

Back in June of 2014,  Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid got engaged after just a few months of dating. Now, Radar Online is reporting that their wedding has unexpectedly been called off following McDaid’s abrupt decision to end the relationship . According to the website, Cox was shocked to come home and find that McDaid had already moved his things out of both of her LA mansions. The 39-year-old has reportedly moved back to his native Ireland in order to focus on his career. “Courteney is just blown out of the water by this,” says one insider, adding the split comes just a few weeks before a planned “pre-wedding celebration.” “Johnny was really the love of her life. She doesn’t know where this came from,” the source claims. It seems, however, that while Courteney was blindsided by the breakup, many who were close to McDaid saw it coming: “Johnny had a hard time dealing with her celebrity lifestyle,” says a friend of the rocker’s. “He had enough of the scene and just wants to focus on his music. “Johnny had jealousy issues and told Courteney there was something about the relationship that didn’t feel right…“He didn’t like the fact that she can be a bit controlling.” Insiders say Cox is deeply depressed and refuses to confirm the breakup publicly until she’s certain that McDaid can’t be persuaded to change his mind. View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2015: They’re Dropping Like Flies!

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11 Times Kris Jenner Was Completely F—ing Over It

When there are six children running around and making insane demands all the live-long day, sometimes a lady snaps. So can you blame Kris Jenner for wanting to light up a cigarette and sip on wine after a long day of trying to book Kim Kardashian a $2500 room? You do you, Kris.   1. Mom! Mom! Mom! And make sure your aim is good. 2. One Is Not Amused Where is the Chanel dress, Khloe? 3. Oh yeah? Well, we’re not too fond of you either, MOTHER. 4. Don’t Touch It, Mom No. 5. Hanger Strikes Jeez, fine. 6. Now You’ve Done It You’ve tested her patience. View Slideshow

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Farrah Abraham: James Deen is a Rapist!

Over the past few days, porn star James Deen has found himself at the center of a scandal that will likely end his career and may even result in criminal charges. It all started on Saturday, when adult film actress Stoya tweeted that Deen sexually assaulted her while they were in a relationship back in 2013. Since then, several accusers have come forward. Of course, thus isn’t the first time Deen has faced such allegations. The closest thing the porn world has to a mainstream star, Deen appeared alongside Lindsay Lohan in 2013’s The Canyons, and famously performed in the Farrah Abraham sex tape , which was released the same year. Shortly thereafter, Farrah revealed that she’d been drugged and raped  on multiple occasions while she speaking with a counselor on the VH1 reality series Couples Therapy. She later implied that Deen was her attacker, but never accused him outright. Now that Stoya and several others have come forward, however, Farrah has taken to Twitter to double down on her allegations against Deen: “I’m not going to say “I TOLD YOU SO” but I’m to busy for Rapists #weakAreStrong #speakout #slutwalk,” Farrah tweeted yesterday. She went on to retweet several followers who praised her for “speaking out.” James and Farrah’s working relationship was tense from the start, as he accused Farrah of faking a pregnancy scare and falsely claiming that the two of them were dating. Farrah has not offered any specifics, and it’s currently unclear if she’s claiming that Deen was the perpetrator of the shocking abuse that she described on Coupled Therapy. Still, her tweet makes it very apparent that she’s joined the growing list of women who have accused Deen of sexual misconduct. We’ll have updates on this story as more information becomes available.

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Makeup-Free, Boasts About Acting Job

Warning: Lindsay Lohan’s latest Instagram pic may shock you and cause you to question everything you thought you knew about the world. At first it may seem to be just another of Lindsay’s no-makeup selfies . (She’s been posting a lot of those lately, leading many to believe that she’s loving her new Botox guy.) However, on closer inspection, it becomes clear that the photo and caption contain at least two signs of the apocalypse: Lindsay is looking suspiciously healthy and coke-wrinkle free, which can only mean that she’s reached some sort of agreement with Lucifer himself. According to her caption, LiLo has actually landed an acting job, which we’re pretty sure is a development that’s described in detail in the Book of Revelation. Like famed psychopaths Paul Gauguin and Marlon Brando before her, Lindsay has apparently relocated to Tahiti, where she’s involved in some sort of top-secret film project that’s totally not a porn, you guys. Linds captioned the above photo, “Morning! Ready for day three on set!” Yes, Lindsay Lohan has apparently held down a job for three days. But in case you were worried that that means she’s turned some kind of corner and will no longer amuse us with her signature brand of batsh-ttery, fear not: Just last week Lindsay celebrated the birthday of Charles Manson by dressing as his most famous victim, Sharon Tate. Prior to that, she wore a fake engagement ring to a Halloween party in hoped of fooling her friends (who totally didn’t buy it). We get the feeling that Crazy Lindsay isn’t going anywhere just yet. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day

I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense.. So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up.. Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model… She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty… And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy… The post Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day

Bella Thorne and her team want you to think that she’s 18. It’s good for business, I mean just look and see all the media hits that she got the month going up to her birthday, attention that clearly helped her book jobs, gain followers, and somehow seem legit, when really she’s just positioned herself as the naughty 17 year old, on the verge of being 18, because that’s criminal in the USA and people love things they can’t have. I am a firm believer that she’s not 18, but that her parents lied about her age to get her into a kids show, possibly because their management team told them to…no studios like hiring kids, the regulations are a fucking nightmare, so they just take these 28 year olds and pass them off as kids…it’s been going on forever…only back in the day, everyone knew the cast of 90210 was 30…nowadays they commit to the lie…so young girls can fell insecure about their childlike bodies… Either way, she’s in a cheerleader outfit, in what reminds me of an office Halloween party when recently divorced Melissa, busts out the cheerleader outfit from high school…because she’s been doing Pilates… She’s the Lindsay Lohan of her generation…you know every generation needs a redhead exploited by her star loving parents who looks 10-30 years older than they are marketed…who collapses when no one gives a fuck about them anymore…turning to empty sex and lots of drugs… The post Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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David Hasselhoff Confirms Name Change (For Real!)

David Hasselhoff has removed the hassle from spelling his last name. By removing the “Hassel” from his last name. For real! The former Baywatch actor and surprisingly popular singer (in Germany, at least) has made the official and legal announcement: His name is now David Hoff. That's it. No more and no less. The actor has been referred to as The Hoff for many years anyway, so we suppose this change makes sense. In sort of the same way it makes sense for Lindsay Lohan to have dressed up as Sharon Tate on Charles Manson's 81st birthday. But Hasselhoff Hoff isn't messing around. In the video featured here, Hasselhoff Hoff even shows off the legal certificate to prove that his last named has been cut way down. “I've been waiting to drop the Hassel from my life for years, ” the star declares in the footage. “Now it's official.” Hasselhoff Hoff certainly isn't the first celebrity to change his name late in his career. Somewhere, P. Diddy and Snoop Lion are nodding along in agreement, totally understanding where  Hasselhoff Hoff is coming from. It's unclear at the moment just how this will impact  Hasselhoff's  Hoff's career, but two things are apparent right now;   How much worse could it get? Think of how much easier it will be for Starbucks baristas to write out his name now? Check out the following video to see  Hasselhoff Hoff offer up supposed proof of this last name change.

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David Hasselhoff Confirms Name Change (For Real!)

David Hasselhoff has removed the hassle from spelling his last name. By removing the “Hassel” from his last name. For real! The former Baywatch actor and surprisingly popular singer (in Germany, at least) has made the official and legal announcement: His name is now David Hoff. That's it. No more and no less. The actor has been referred to as The Hoff for many years anyway, so we suppose this change makes sense. In sort of the same way it makes sense for Lindsay Lohan to have dressed up as Sharon Tate on Charles Manson's 81st birthday. But Hasselhoff Hoff isn't messing around. In the video featured here, Hasselhoff Hoff even shows off the legal certificate to prove that his last named has been cut way down. “I've been waiting to drop the Hassel from my life for years, ” the star declares in the footage. “Now it's official.” Hasselhoff Hoff certainly isn't the first celebrity to change his name late in his career. Somewhere, P. Diddy and Snoop Lion are nodding along in agreement, totally understanding where  Hasselhoff Hoff is coming from. It's unclear at the moment just how this will impact  Hasselhoff's  Hoff's career, but two things are apparent right now;   How much worse could it get? Think of how much easier it will be for Starbucks baristas to write out his name now? Check out the following video to see  Hasselhoff Hoff offer up supposed proof of this last name change.

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