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Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Awesome

I’ve always loved Lindsay Lohan , even when she gets drunk and disorderly, and I especially love a chick who looks amazing in jeans and a t-shirt. Here she is casually walking the streets with her awesome big breasts. This is how breasts are supposed to look in a t-shirt, someone should tell Britney Spears and her messed up nipples . Lindsay and I would look pretty good walking together hand in hand, her and her massive boobs and me with an awkward boner. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan — Extremely Late, Very Irate

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan is declaring war on a reality TV show — claiming she’s being unfairly portrayed as an irresponsible slacker who almost sabotaged a photo shoot for her own line of leggings … problem is, it’s all true. It’s all over tonight’s episode of… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan — Extremely Late, Very Irate

Beresford-Redman Restraining Order Dismissed

Filed under: Bruce Beresford-Redman , Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman , Celebrity Justice Bruce Beresford-Redman ‘s father just emerged victorious in court — as the restraining order that was filed against him by people connected to

Lindsay Lohan — Don’t Tell the Jury You’re Poor!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice , Budweiser Select 55 The people suing Lindsay Lohan over her wild ride on Pacific Coast Highway in 2007 want the judge to prohibit Lindsay from telling the jury she’s broke … this according to documents obtained by TMZ. The attorney for Tracie Rice — the passenger in the… Read more

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Probation Department Clears Lindsay

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Shawn Chapman Holley , Celebrity Justice Sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is off the hook with the L.A. County Probation Department for the whole SCRAM thing earlier this month … because her pee was clean. You’ll recall after the MTV Movie Awards on June 6 the SCRAM people got a positive… Read more

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Lohan’s New Assistant — Plucked from Internship

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan ‘s new assistant was an intern at a major Hollywood talent agency before he became her new man-slave. After Lohan ‘s old assistant quit earlier this month, multiple sources have confirmed that LiLo reached out to her agent… Read more

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Chris Klein Plastered During DUI Arrest; May Do Time

There’s no excuse for driving drunk. If you’re gonna be imbibing, just call for a cab or crash with a friend. It’s not worth the risk to yourself or the public. That said, some DUIs definitely worse than others. There are the Stephanie Pratt-style arrests, in which the person registers a BAC of exactly .08, and legitimately felt they were in good condition to drive. Then you have Chris Klein early this morning, bombed out of his mind at 2.5 TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT and cruisin’ down the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. He blew a .20. The limit is .08. Amazing. The American Pie star’s bail for the DUI arrest, his second in the last six months, has been set at $25,000. We purposely found the worst Chris Klein photo ever taken . Chris could be headed to jail in the wake of this incident due to his history of driving drunk, too. The guy was also arrested and convicted of DUI in 2004. California law requires that he serve jail time if convicted again. Also, a new law requires an “ignition interlock system” installed if he wishes to drive. Lindsay Lohan should really have one of those. The system is essentially a breathalyzer test that’s synced up to the car. If he’s not sober, it won’t turn on. This is only if he’s convicted again, of course. With a .20 BAC, one wonders how he won’t be.

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Chris Klein Plastered During DUI Arrest; May Do Time

Lindsay Lohan — You Can’t Run from SCRAM

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan was spotted at an L.A. gym yesterday — where she monitored her heart rate … and alcohol intake. After days of keeping her SCRAM bracelet hidden under a collection of boots , Lindsay once again modeled it off during a workout on the… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Mauls Gerard Butler (Again)

Put Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler in the same 100-mile radius and a sexually-charged encounter of some kind is pretty much an inevitability. They were famously spotted kissing at a lavish party in Morocco last year. Now Lindsay Lohan has found her way back into Gerard Butler’s arms. The Scottish actor and the troubled train wreck met up at a mutual friend’s pool party in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Mauling soon ensued . Linds arrived separately from The Ugly Truth star but she seemed pleased to be reacquainted, giving Gerry a warm embrace on the balcony. A NICE PAIR : Gerry likes what he sees . Butler is known one of Hollywood’s most notorious womanizers, having been linked to Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz and Jessica Simpson. Most recently Butler was said to be wooing London-based Kazakhstani billionaire Goga Ashkenazi … and/or French reporter Laurie Cholewa . Not that it’ll stop him … or Lindsay, who reportedly said “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun.” Alcohol-free fun, right? Lohan, who is still wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle, has been largely single following her romance with Samantha Ronson. She’s indicated that Sam was her first and final foray into girl-on-girl action, but was also rumored to be dating Indrani recently, so who knows!

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Lindsay Lohan Mauls Gerard Butler (Again)

TMZ Live: Murray, The Jacksons, and Coleman

Filed under: Michael Jackson , Joe Jackson , Katherine Jackson , Conrad Murray , Gary Coleman , Shannon Price , TMZ Live , Lindsay Lohan Today on TMZ Live, we took your questions on everything — including Dr. Conrad Murray ‘s pre-trial hearing, Gary Coleman ‘s death certificate, and Joe Jackson blaming Katherine for MJ ‘s death. Plus: Lindsay Lohan still in need of assistance. Read more

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