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We know she lives in denial, but this one is an all-timer. Lindsay Lohan’s excuse, as relayed by her mother Dina, for her SCRAM ankle monitor shockingly going off Sunday at an MTV Movie Awards after-party? “Somebody spilled a drink on her leg , which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet,” Dina told the N.Y. Post . Right. ‘Cause that’s totally how it works. The device measures perspiration in the skin, not alcohol specifically. Even if someone did spill a drink on her leg, how would it distinguish the liquid? Hilarious. Dina adds: “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.” Okay, Dina. NOTE: A judge ordered her to wear it after she failed to appear in court for probation hearings stemming from her two DUI convictions . Amazingly, this is up there with her best/worst excuses we’ve heard in recent memory, but this is Lindsay Lohan. It’s got legitimate competition for the #1 spot. Here’s a look at some other tall tales she’s told (via E! Online ): 1. The black guy did it : In the 2007 incident she’s still in hot water for, Linds tried to pin her drunk Pacific Coast Highway joyride on her assistant’s pal Dante. 2. Pants on fire : After she claimed “the black kid” was driving that night, cops found cocaine on her. Oh, she borrowed those jeans from a friend! That bitch! 3. Fearing for her life : Lindsay has blamed her reckless (substance-abusing) driving on the fact that cameras follow her every move. She was scared, okay??! 4. Dog ate my passport : Despite a looming court date, Lohan still went yacht hopping in France, missed her flight back, then said someone stole her passport . 5. It was a set up : While in Cannes, a photo surfaced of LiLo and a plate of cocaine. What?! No, those were just fans staging the cocaine pic to sabotage her. Mmm hmm . At this point, Pinocchio couldn’t front on this lunatic.

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The Lindsay Lohan Bad Excuse Hall of Fame