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Chet Haze Goes Blonde to Look Like Eminem, Claims Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Before

The history of white mainstream rappers is a long and mostly embarrassing one. Sure, the list includes the Beastie Boys and Action Bronson, but it also includes Vanilla Ice and Iggy Azalea. Of course, one causasian emcee has reigned supreme ever since he captured our hearts in the late ’90s with his rhymes about killing his mom, killing his ex-wife and…being a surprisingly loving and devoted father to his daughter. We’re talking, of course, about Eminem – arguably the only white rapper of the 21st Century to have a major and lasting impact on both critics and audiences alike. On the other end of the spectrum, we have aspiring rapper and all-around dip-sh-t Chet Haze. You might know him as the idiot son of Tom Hanks . Or perhaps as the fool who won’t stop using the N-word on Instagram , even though he might be the whitest man alive. Either way, you’ll now know him as one of the extras from the “Real Slim Shady” video: Yes, Chet has dyed his hair in order to look like his idol, Marshall Mathers. But believe it or not, worst part isn’t the look (though that’s pretty bad); it’s the caption that Chet posted with this pic: “Always wanted to do this but my mom wouldn’t let me #LivingOutMyChildhoodDreams #DearSlim #IWroteYouButYouStillAintCallin” For the uninitiated, those last two hashtags are references to “Stan,” Em’s 2000 single about a creepy-ass stalker wannabe. Just when you think Chet Haze can’t get any worse…Just kidding; we know this guy is endlessly capable of getting worse.

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Jada Pinkett Smith: Cheating on Will Smith With August Alsina?!

There are unexpected Hollywood couples, and then there’s this rumor about Jada Pinkett Smith and recording artist August Alsina. Not only is Smith 21 years older than Alsina, she has a son that practically could’ve gone to high school with him. Oh, and there’s also the small matter of Jada being married to Will Smith for the past 18 years. Despite all of that, Jada and August were reportedly spotted getting close at London’s Wireless music festival over the weekend.  Over the years, there have been rumors that Will and Jada have an open marriage , and the couple has done little to deny those reports. In fact, just last week, Jada seemed to confirm the arrangement when she stated that she’s not Will’s “watcher” when asked if she ever worries about him cheating.  So it seems that the Smiths have something of an open door policy when it comes to fidelity. Even so, this is the first time that either Will or Jada has been caught engaging in any sort of public flirtation. Of course, it’s worth noting that Jada recently wrapped filming on Magic Mike XXL . If she didn’t get the opportunity use her marital hall pass points on set, we can see why she would be eager to make up for it soon after.

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26 Stars Who Are Somehow the Same Age

Sooner or later, we all get older, right? Some of us just do it better than others. Case in point? These 26 famous people you won't believe are the same age! Then check in the mirror to see how gracefully you're aging. Or don't. 1. June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both 36 years old. Yes, Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is somehow only 35 … while we can’t believe our longtime crush JLH is 36 already. One feels like she’s 36 going on 56 and the other, 36 going on 26. 2. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 22 but one looks far older than the other. 3. Lindsay Lohan and Dianna Agron Dianna Agron of Glee is 29. Lindsay Lohan is too. Further comment rendered unnecessary once you stare at these photos in disbelief. 4. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer’s Club’s Jared Leto will both be 44 by the end of 2015. Maybe it’s the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like. 5. Robin Wright and Halle Berry Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 48 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin’s are grown and flown. 6. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green It’s hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 41 years old. Does Seth Green look 41 to you? View Slideshow

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Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Birthday With Sister, Blow(ing Out Candles on Cake)

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan turned 29 , which is remarkable in its own right. What might be more impressive, however, is the fact that Lindsay seemed to have marked the occasion with a fairly low-key, possibly even sober celebration. The day before the celebration, Lindsay posted a naked butt selfie and described vague plans to spend her big day hanging out with her sister. Nudity aside, the whole thing seemed incredibly normal. There were no queries about where to obtain an Everest-sized mountain of blow or links to Google pages about the efficacy of guzzling booze with less-traditional orifices. We had our suspicions that she wasn’t telling us the whole story. It’s totally possible that we were right, and she pulled the wool over our eyes, but after scouring the web for reports of bad behavior, we’re happy (and a little confused) to tell you that Linds seems to be mellowing with age. Sources say she looked fantastic in a modest white dress as she celebrated with her seldom-seen sister, Ali, and a small group of friends at London’s Covent Garden. Lindsay is off probation for the first time in eight years, and we kind of figured she would go nuts after being on the leash for so long, but it looks like they impossible is happening…Lindsay Lohan is growing up. Of course, we just jinxed it, and now she’s probably hot-wiring a cop car as we speak.

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Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Birthday With Sister, Blow(ing Out Candles on Cake)

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan turned 29 , which is remarkable in its own right. What might be more impressive, however, is the fact that Lindsay seemed to have marked the occasion with a fairly low-key, possibly even sober celebration. The day before the celebration, Lindsay posted a naked butt selfie and described vague plans to spend her big day hanging out with her sister. Nudity aside, the whole thing seemed incredibly normal. There were no queries about where to obtain an Everest-sized mountain of blow or links to Google pages about the efficacy of guzzling booze with less-traditional orifices. We had our suspicions that she wasn’t telling us the whole story. It’s totally possible that we were right, and she pulled the wool over our eyes, but after scouring the web for reports of bad behavior, we’re happy (and a little confused) to tell you that Linds seems to be mellowing with age. Sources say she looked fantastic in a modest white dress as she celebrated with her seldom-seen sister, Ali, and a small group of friends at London’s Covent Garden. Lindsay is off probation for the first time in eight years, and we kind of figured she would go nuts after being on the leash for so long, but it looks like they impossible is happening…Lindsay Lohan is growing up. Of course, we just jinxed it, and now she’s probably hot-wiring a cop car as we speak.

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Lindsay Lohan Clown Face of the Day

It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday…and despite being 29, not quite 30, her face turned 60.. Here she is blowing out candles…to celebrate that she’s still alive, when everyone just assume she’d be dead thanks to all the drugs and tantrums her entitled spoiled ass head….and I guess they were only half right…because she may still be alive, but her career isn’t… But I still like her and because I’m considerate, I just keep on trying to keep her alive in your memory, even if she’s an unappreciative cunt that doesn’t fucking matter, despite the fact that she thinks she does… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER RUGGED FACE CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Naked Butt Selfie to Celebrate Birthday

Lindsay Lohan turns 29 tomorrow. Take a moment to try and wrap your head around that.  Post-Mean Girls, her career has primarily consisted of being mean to her own liver, but she’s about to be a full two years past the customary checkout age for famous junkies, so…props? Anyway, we’re guessing a   Lindsay Lohan birthday party is a bacchanalian affair in which the drugs and booze flow freely for a full 364 days, so it’s no surprise that LiLo wanted to kick things off by stripping down for the orgy a little early: Linds posted the above photo along with a caption reading, “My birthday is tomorrow!!!! Where shall I go soak up the sun and be with my sister???!!!!” Your birthday is tomorrow and you don’t have plans yet?! Get it together, girl. Also, what does your birthday have to do with your ass? On second thought, don’s answer that question. Obviously, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but this one is a little different, as 1. Linds actually looks pretty good, and 2. She’s spared us the sight of her bloated coke-face which is always a good thing. Of course, it’s possible she learned her lesson from the many Lindsay Lohan photoshop fails  of recent months and just decided to crop Miranda Kerr’s head out of a photo and pretend it’s her. Either way, we appreciate the maturity and self-awareness that she’s showing as she enters the last year of her twenties. Now let the partying begin! Who brought the bean dip with cocaine in it?

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Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in Italy…and I guess the paparazzi cared enough to get what I like to think of as an Old School style paparazzi pic, the one of the past, when privacy was actually invaded, stalking actually took place, as celebrities would be terrorized to get that bikini pic from there vacation…you know hired helicopters, zoom lenses…some spy shit.. It was an era before social media, self produced content, where talent wasn’t found based on followers you had because of ass pics…but rather because you sucked a producer’s dick… I don’t care if Lohan staged this, I don’t think she did, so I’ll just pretend this is the glory days, watching Lohan change while she doesn’t know she[s being watched, the way it was meant to be… But she’s broke, probably a hooker now, so to think this is honest…is probably just wishful thinking, but sometimes, wishful thinking is all we need… TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE WHILE LOOKING LIKE HER BEAT UP MOM CLICK HERE TO SEE HER ON A BOAT CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits… I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina… Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave.. The post Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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